Once upon a time there was a man named Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal liked to eat people. He ate them with fava beans and a nice Chianti. One day, Hannibal met a man named Jack. Now, Jack was a passenger on the famed Titanic, and Hannibal was born years after that time. But Hannibal had a nifty-neato time machine, and went back to the time of the Titanic. Anyway, Hannibal met Jack as he was boarding the Titanic and attacked him in Jack's tiny cabin. He ate Jack's liver and kidneys and bones and teeth and brain and spleen and stomach and intestines and heart and arms and legs and eyeballs. And then he smeared Jack's blood on the walls.