Full Summary : These are just little ficlets of Dave that I think up, if you leave a suggestion, or a promp in the comments, I might do it!

Warnings : Yaoi, Smut, and Swearing!

Disclamer : Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

Once Upon a Dream

Dave has a little bit of a problem at his hands. It was hot extremely hot in Huston Texas, in fact it was known to be notoriously hot in the summer, and it was a fact that if you didn't have a working AC, that you were dead meat. Shit, Dave knew that Strifing on the roof earlier on today was not smart. Why? They fucking broke the AC.

They accidentally broke the AC or, Bro did it just to mess with him. Yea, Dave thought, that's something that Bro would totally do. Once Dave thought, Bro picked the lock to their apartment because he forgot his fucking keys and didn't want Dave to get the door. Dave ironically didn't get his Bro, he's never admit this to anyone but he sometimes really didn't get Bro, non- ironically.

So Dave is now sitting in his blistering hot room with the AC broken and Bro trying to fix it. He was already down to his boxers and sweating his ass off. The ash blonde boy refused to take off his aviator shades, he'd never take of these things. Ever.

He was bored, bothered and extremely hot, the broken AC that Bro is claming to be fixing didn't help either. Bro walks into Dave's room not bothering to knock, because that is so not cool and besides, Dave should expect him to come in anyways.

Dave quickly swirls around in his chair to meet me his brother's gaze. He saw his brother lift an eyebrow at his attire. Dave just stared under the protection of his aviators, his brother now was shirtless and had his pants below his waist line, he could totally see the smuppets boxers hes wearing and he could also see the sweat dripping down the contours of Bro's abs, and the oil and grim stains on his brother's skin from trying to fix their old AC that they fucked up. After a little bit of awkward staring Dave finally said.

"sup"

"I almost got the AC to work, but I think I still need a half an hour or so."

"kay bro"

Then he left. Dave was glad for that because he think, or hoped, that Bro didn't see the problem starting to develop in between his legs. He heard Bro leave and started to get down to business. All thought Dave would totally deny any emotion other than hate toward that idiot, but in truth he loved and admired that man...

Reaching down into his boxers Dave began to touch himself slowly. With only one question in mind. How would Bro do it? He used one hand to stroke himself up and down slowly, these weren't his hands right now. No they were Bros, and Bro? As he began to thumb his slit he let out a sigh and shut his eyes. Yea Bro...he'd be such a tease.

He imagined what Bro would say 'You want this, yea?' His normally expressionless face curving into a smirk and Dave through his head back. His started with slow strokes, that really, didn't offer any sort of relief. Bro would touch, tease and play with his body, but he's never give him what he really wants, oh no. Bro would never allow that. Dave started to buck his hips into his hand and deiced to let his dick out to the over heated air. He stared at his hardness, there was precum already. He closed his eyes again and concentrated, he imagined that his brother would kiss, and bite his neck, leaving marks, he imagined what his brother's mouth would be like on his dick.

Dave let out a gasp. Bro's mouth...Oh jegus it would be warm and moist and sliding up and down his problem, but never putting in a real effort to relive him of it. Dave started to go a little faster spreading his precum and sweat around as lube, even though he knew the air was heated, it felt cool on his over heating skin. Dave could feel a sheen of sweat starting to form on his skin, he could also feel his glasses starting to slip off if his face, it balanced on the edge of his nose as Dave stared panting.

Imaginary touches becomes too real in Dave's mind as he could feel himself slipping over the edge, playing with his sensitive head, he started to jerk faster still, in earnest he was trying to bring him self off. Just when he was about to cum he feels another pair of hand joining his own at the base of his dick, squeezing it hard, denying him of his release and satisfaction. Dave groaned and was confused...Who, who was this? Then Dave heard a seductive voice dripping with smugness.

"Who said you could start without me?"

Well Shit, Dave was never going to get satisfaction now.

To be continued...?

AN: PFFFTTT - Fist time writing smut, I think I failed, but oh well, *determined face* I'll get better with practice. Well This is now going to be a two shot...I might update it next weekend, This is just a place for all my bunny plots that try to takeover my head! Oh! I'll also be responding to my comments next week too! And there is *hint hint* going to be some smut next week!

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