Elmo Uncut

Scene – On the streets

Elmo – It's counting time again. Today we're going to count to four. Ready…One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, is drunk, floor…I mean…Unh…Floor's fine, and squishy.

Big Bird – How is everyone feeling? I hope better than Elmo.

Grouch – Die bastard! stabs in head and ass

Elmo – Oh my god, you killed Big Bird!

Grouch – You're next.

Cookie Monster – Anyone got a cookie?

Elmo – gets upNo more tequilas for me.

Cookie Monster – I'll trade you my tequila for a cookie.

Elmo – Sure! Ah, that hit the…Oh no…Ahhh!…I have indigestion! dies

Grouch – Good! You always hog the spotlight with that big fucking yellow bird!

Scene – Hell

Elmo – WOW! This place is cool!

Devil – This place is not cool.

Elmo – Yes it is.

Devil – I banish you from hell!

Scene – Heaven

Elmo – I didn't know tequilas could make you fly. Hey, what's up Big Bird?

Big Bird – I'm dead.

Elmo – And your head and ass are red.

God – For being such idiots, and the fact that hell rejected you, I have no choice but to send you back to earth.

Elmo – Kick ass!

Zoey – This show has been brought to you by the letters

F – U – C – K. Bye everybody!

Written by:

Neo123454

and

Itako-no-Anna Kyoyama