MK Kuteness: "She's Mine" pt.1
Liu Kang: Well you know what? Kitana loves me more!
Kung Lao: No, Liu. She would prefer a gentleman who is mature and intelligent as I am.
Nightwolf: Apparently, both of you fags are wrong. Kitana would like a tall, dark, and handsome stud like me......
Liu Kang: Awww shut up, Nightwolf! You're always talking about yourself. Doncha already play around with Sonya, Tanya, and Jade?
Nightwolf: .............*blushes and fold his arms in guilt*
Kung Lao: Look! *points at Kitana* There she is.....333
Liu Kang: Wow...she's even more beautiful than last time I spyed on her--*quickly cups his hands over his runny mouth*
Kung Lao: You spyed on her?
Liu Kang: Yes-um-no- I mean maybe?!
Nightwolf: *shakes his head* Liu, if you're that desperate, why don't you stop stalking the chic and ask her out? God, you act like some sissy 13 year-old boy scared to ask out some skanky cheerleader.
Kung Lao: Well, Nightwolf's right...well that is if I don't ask her out first...
Nightwolf: Kung Lao, the last time I tried to hook you up with Li Mei, you nearly died.
Kung Lao: You-I did?
Nightwolf: No. But even if I did, you'd still die.
Kung Lao:.......*looks at Nightwolf in an awkward way for about 3 secconds*
Nightwolf: *looks around for Liu Kang* Hey, where the hell did that little twink go?!
Kung Lao: *gasps and points at Liu trying to make a run for it to Kitana* No way! He's cheating! *runs after Liu*
Nightwolf: The hell with that! You better not touch her, Kung Lao! Kitana's reserved for me! *sprints off after Kung Lao*
------------ To Be Continued-------------