((Disclaimer: Sorry I forgot this. DONT GET ON MY CASE STUPID LAWYERS!! *is working on next chapter* Read this one bakas!!! *goes back to work* I don't own YGO, so dont sue me if this isnt to your liking...))
(scene 1: The gang is on an airplane heading towards Hawaii when the pilot experiences "engine trouble")
Yugi: WAAHHHH!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!
Malik: Don't you mean Yami?
Yugi: Oh yeah, but who cares (more girlish screams come from the back of the plane)
Mai: Joey, Tristan, Seto, don't embarrass yourselves like that. Heck, if you want to embarrass yourselves, just put some make-up on.
Mokuba: My big brother isn't embarrassing…he's just…………
Y. Malik: Annoying
Malik: can't argue with logic
Bakura: Hey you guys, we're here, but let the plane land prop-
Tristan: WOOHOO!!!!!! Hawaii ladies here I come!!!
Tea: Thanks for the warning, ill go hide out in my hotel room
Mysterious A: BOO!
Yami Malik, Y. Yugi, Y. Bakura: (scream like little girls) AAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!
Malik: where the **** did you come from?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?
Rnij: somewhere deep inside my millennium staff, cousin. Do you not remember the power of scare-ability
Y. Malik: what the **** is going on here????
Mysterious A: something you don't know about and never will
Dark Magician Girl: Can I kill Yugi?
Dark Magician: NO, if you want a battle, kill Tristan…or Joey
Blue Eyes White Dragon: Ummm….you idiots are still on the plane
Mysterious A: Nope, we got off when you weren't looking
Rnij: kill Tristan!!!
All monsters: OK
(White Lightening, Dark Magic Attack, and whatever DMG uses are used on Tristan)
Tristan: I attack with the Cyber Commander!!!
All: WHAT CYBER COMMANDER?
Stray person: I defend with the man-eater bug
Y. Bakura: YOU IDIOT!! You can't use its effect unless he's flip summoned
Rnij: (rocking back and forth like a crazy person) I will get you all with my morphing jars
Mysterious A: SSSUUUUURRRREEEE! And the millennium items will align and there will be a sudden solar eclipse
(all the millennium items appear and line up, a sudden solar eclipse is seen outside the hotel, and a spider crawls up Yami Bakura's leg)
Yami Bakura: (screams like a little girl who is watching a horror movie called "Malik")
All: (sweat drop)
Mysterious A: ok, that's creepy, but where is my Millennium Pendant?
Rnij: who cares, I just want to get a hold of the Sennen Ring
Bakura: Not while my Yami has a hold of it, it might be safe if you just…
Yami B.: keep out of my business you freak show
Rnij: no need for compliments
Yami B.: who said I was talking about you
Malik: (singing in an annoying voice) I know a person who gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a person who gets on everyone's nerves and his name is Yami Bakura
Yami Bakura, Mysterious A and Rnij: SHUT UP YOU BAKA!
Tea: Let there be friendship and light!!! Light and cookies! Cookies and big giant donuts!!!
Tristan under the control of the M. Rod: DIE YOU ANNOYING FRIENDSHIP-OBSESSED FREAK OF NATURE!!!
Seto: you people scare me
Rnij: (drooling on his coat) Uh huh
Seto: ...get away from me you sick little puppy dog...
Rnij: (barks like a dog then pants) do you like me Seto?
Mysterious A: if she can throw herself at him, I want to throw myself at the Pharaoh, and I don't mean the wanna-be, Malik
Yami: can we duel before we make that arrangement?
Mysterious A: Of course, but you're going down Pharaoh!!!
(our minds wander off as they duel)
Mysterious A: I told you you would go down Pharaoh
Yami: damn it!!!
Yugi: I thought you were undefeatable…..
Yami: apparently not to the possessor of the Millennium Pendant...
Mysterious A: its because you underestimated a female duelist. Do that and you're doomed to fail
Yugi: I don't care who you are or what you are, but NO ONE DEFEATS MY YAMI WITHOUT GETTING A BIT OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE!!!
Mysterious A: is that a challenge?
Yugi: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SMALL-MINDED PATHETIC FREAK OF NATURE!?!?!?!???
Mysterious A: (in a condescending tone…) That's not a good thing to say...
Yami Mysterious A: You want a duel runt, we'll duel. Put up your strongest monster and I'll put mine up.
Yami Mysterious A and Yugi: LETS DUEL!
(drifting to sleep here…)
Yugi: I play Gaia the Fierce Knight in attack mode!
Yami Mysterious A: you moron! We're playing with tributes, direct attacks, 1 LP
Yugi: Oh Shi-
Malik: (singing) Ship me off to England to see my dear ole queen! HEY!
Yami Mysterious A: what is up with you Malik
Malik: Just because he's Pharaoh, has my god cards, and is a better duelist then me doesn't mean he deserves to lose to the likes of you THEN cuss
Yami Mysterious A: Kiss my @$$ you Japanese hoar
Yami Malik: THAT'S IT! IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
(remind me to keep my character's mouths shut…..)
Yami Mysterious A: YES!!! I kicked your @$$ across Cairo!
Yami Malik: I've never been to Cairo, or northern Egypt, so you can kiss my-
Tea: Shut your mouth!
Tristan: didn't Malik make me kill her?
Malik: Yeah…I did make you kill her, WHY IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?
All but Tea: Malik, KILL HER!!
Tea under the control of the Millennium Rod: Im a moron, and Im suicidal!
Yugi: Is this gonna get ugly?
Yami Bakura: Can I burn the body afterwards?
Malik: Let me get her to kill herself
Yami Bakura: FINE!
Tea under the control of the Millennium Rod: I will now kill myself.
(Tea makes a noose and strangles herself, then we see a lightning bolt strike her down as we enter the scene in the backyard of the Hawaiian Hotel)
Tea: {twitch} {twitch} ow {twitch} {twitch} (die)
Yami Bakura: {speaking to unknown forces (god)} YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY FUN!! YOU WILL PAY WITH TRISTAN'S LIFE!!!
Tristan: WHAT THE HE-
Yugi: Hello operator…give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll-
Yami Mysterious A and Rnij: SHUT UP!!!
Mai: Will someone get me some water? I'm dying of thirst…
Joey: Coming right up!
Mai: and someone get rid of the twitching little friendship-obsessed freak from her suicide mission/death bed
Joey: Got the water, and I'm gonna need some convincing to do the other part…
Mai: (kisses Joey) Is that enough?
Malik: It better be, because I'm about ready to give my item to the Tomb Robber
Yami Bakura: I don't mind if you give it to me…
(Malik is seen giving the Millennium Rod to Yami Bakura)
Yami Bakura: That wasn't so hard now was it?
Malik under control of the Millennium Rod: No, master, it wasn't
Mai & Joey: (caught kissing each other behind the couch in the hotel)
Yugi: WHAT ON EARTH?
Random Person From Hotel: (in Arabian accent) You two get a room. Take your clothes with you.
Yami, Y. Bakura, and Y. Malik: WHAT?!?!?!?
Bellman: Their luggage. It has clothes…
Yami's: Oh…ok. Nevermind us. We're just gonna go up to our rooms…
Mysterious A: but you haven't heard the room arrangements…
Rnij: I call a 1-bedroom with Bakura!
Yami Bakura, Bakura, and Seto: WHAT?
Yami Rnij: (outside the millennium staff) {slaps her Hikari} DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Rnij: Its not my fault you like SETO!!!
Seto: *faints*
Mysterious A: I call a room with Bakura, Yami, Malik, Yami Malik, and Yami Bakura
Seto: *wakes up* But that leaves me with…
Girls except Mysterious A: all of us… (evil grin)
(Mysterious A is seen snickering in the background)
Yami Bakura: what's so funny?
Mysterious A: oh nothing… (whistling)
(Mysterious A is seen talking to the plant as Malik rants on about something that no one can understand…)
Yami Yugi: What on earth is he saying?
Everyone else: (random things are heard and more snickering comes from the Millennium Rod and Pendant)
Mysterious A: (holding her tongue {literally}) Oh ship…
Yami Mysterious A: (to Y. Malik through the M. Rod) This is gonna be a total disaster. Maybe we can get the other items in the hotel…
Tristan: KEEP THAT HOMICIDAL FREAK AWAY FROM ME!!!
Mai and Joey: Which one?
Tristan: THE GIRLY MUHUMMAD!!!
Joey: Like I said, WHICH ONE?!?
Tristan: Uh….I dunno, maybe the one trying to KILL ME!!!
Mai: You mean Malik?
Malik under the control of the Millennium staff: I am baka bishounen fluff
Everyone but Mysterious A and Rnij: what…?
Mai: I do believe that there are enough rooms for all of us to have our own
Joey: Does that mean (beginning to cry) you…don't…want…to…(whining) ShArEEEE???
Mysterious A: Im out of my corner and we will go to our large rooms because they were made specially for every one of you…heheheheheheheheee
Yami Bakura: sh!t…
(scene 1: The gang is on an airplane heading towards Hawaii when the pilot experiences "engine trouble")
Yugi: WAAHHHH!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!
Malik: Don't you mean Yami?
Yugi: Oh yeah, but who cares (more girlish screams come from the back of the plane)
Mai: Joey, Tristan, Seto, don't embarrass yourselves like that. Heck, if you want to embarrass yourselves, just put some make-up on.
Mokuba: My big brother isn't embarrassing…he's just…………
Y. Malik: Annoying
Malik: can't argue with logic
Bakura: Hey you guys, we're here, but let the plane land prop-
Tristan: WOOHOO!!!!!! Hawaii ladies here I come!!!
Tea: Thanks for the warning, ill go hide out in my hotel room
Mysterious A: BOO!
Yami Malik, Y. Yugi, Y. Bakura: (scream like little girls) AAAAHHHHH!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!
Malik: where the **** did you come from?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?
Rnij: somewhere deep inside my millennium staff, cousin. Do you not remember the power of scare-ability
Y. Malik: what the **** is going on here????
Mysterious A: something you don't know about and never will
Dark Magician Girl: Can I kill Yugi?
Dark Magician: NO, if you want a battle, kill Tristan…or Joey
Blue Eyes White Dragon: Ummm….you idiots are still on the plane
Mysterious A: Nope, we got off when you weren't looking
Rnij: kill Tristan!!!
All monsters: OK
(White Lightening, Dark Magic Attack, and whatever DMG uses are used on Tristan)
Tristan: I attack with the Cyber Commander!!!
All: WHAT CYBER COMMANDER?
Stray person: I defend with the man-eater bug
Y. Bakura: YOU IDIOT!! You can't use its effect unless he's flip summoned
Rnij: (rocking back and forth like a crazy person) I will get you all with my morphing jars
Mysterious A: SSSUUUUURRRREEEE! And the millennium items will align and there will be a sudden solar eclipse
(all the millennium items appear and line up, a sudden solar eclipse is seen outside the hotel, and a spider crawls up Yami Bakura's leg)
Yami Bakura: (screams like a little girl who is watching a horror movie called "Malik")
All: (sweat drop)
Mysterious A: ok, that's creepy, but where is my Millennium Pendant?
Rnij: who cares, I just want to get a hold of the Sennen Ring
Bakura: Not while my Yami has a hold of it, it might be safe if you just…
Yami B.: keep out of my business you freak show
Rnij: no need for compliments
Yami B.: who said I was talking about you
Malik: (singing in an annoying voice) I know a person who gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves! I know a person who gets on everyone's nerves and his name is Yami Bakura
Yami Bakura, Mysterious A and Rnij: SHUT UP YOU BAKA!
Tea: Let there be friendship and light!!! Light and cookies! Cookies and big giant donuts!!!
Tristan under the control of the M. Rod: DIE YOU ANNOYING FRIENDSHIP-OBSESSED FREAK OF NATURE!!!
Seto: you people scare me
Rnij: (drooling on his coat) Uh huh
Seto: ...get away from me you sick little puppy dog...
Rnij: (barks like a dog then pants) do you like me Seto?
Mysterious A: if she can throw herself at him, I want to throw myself at the Pharaoh, and I don't mean the wanna-be, Malik
Yami: can we duel before we make that arrangement?
Mysterious A: Of course, but you're going down Pharaoh!!!
(our minds wander off as they duel)
Mysterious A: I told you you would go down Pharaoh
Yami: damn it!!!
Yugi: I thought you were undefeatable…..
Yami: apparently not to the possessor of the Millennium Pendant...
Mysterious A: its because you underestimated a female duelist. Do that and you're doomed to fail
Yugi: I don't care who you are or what you are, but NO ONE DEFEATS MY YAMI WITHOUT GETTING A BIT OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE!!!
Mysterious A: is that a challenge?
Yugi: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SMALL-MINDED PATHETIC FREAK OF NATURE!?!?!?!???
Mysterious A: (in a condescending tone…) That's not a good thing to say...
Yami Mysterious A: You want a duel runt, we'll duel. Put up your strongest monster and I'll put mine up.
Yami Mysterious A and Yugi: LETS DUEL!
(drifting to sleep here…)
Yugi: I play Gaia the Fierce Knight in attack mode!
Yami Mysterious A: you moron! We're playing with tributes, direct attacks, 1 LP
Yugi: Oh Shi-
Malik: (singing) Ship me off to England to see my dear ole queen! HEY!
Yami Mysterious A: what is up with you Malik
Malik: Just because he's Pharaoh, has my god cards, and is a better duelist then me doesn't mean he deserves to lose to the likes of you THEN cuss
Yami Mysterious A: Kiss my @$$ you Japanese hoar
Yami Malik: THAT'S IT! IT'S TIME TO DUEL!!!
(remind me to keep my character's mouths shut…..)
Yami Mysterious A: YES!!! I kicked your @$$ across Cairo!
Yami Malik: I've never been to Cairo, or northern Egypt, so you can kiss my-
Tea: Shut your mouth!
Tristan: didn't Malik make me kill her?
Malik: Yeah…I did make you kill her, WHY IS SHE STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?
All but Tea: Malik, KILL HER!!
Tea under the control of the Millennium Rod: Im a moron, and Im suicidal!
Yugi: Is this gonna get ugly?
Yami Bakura: Can I burn the body afterwards?
Malik: Let me get her to kill herself
Yami Bakura: FINE!
Tea under the control of the Millennium Rod: I will now kill myself.
(Tea makes a noose and strangles herself, then we see a lightning bolt strike her down as we enter the scene in the backyard of the Hawaiian Hotel)
Tea: {twitch} {twitch} ow {twitch} {twitch} (die)
Yami Bakura: {speaking to unknown forces (god)} YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN MY FUN!! YOU WILL PAY WITH TRISTAN'S LIFE!!!
Tristan: WHAT THE HE-
Yugi: Hello operator…give me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll-
Yami Mysterious A and Rnij: SHUT UP!!!
Mai: Will someone get me some water? I'm dying of thirst…
Joey: Coming right up!
Mai: and someone get rid of the twitching little friendship-obsessed freak from her suicide mission/death bed
Joey: Got the water, and I'm gonna need some convincing to do the other part…
Mai: (kisses Joey) Is that enough?
Malik: It better be, because I'm about ready to give my item to the Tomb Robber
Yami Bakura: I don't mind if you give it to me…
(Malik is seen giving the Millennium Rod to Yami Bakura)
Yami Bakura: That wasn't so hard now was it?
Malik under control of the Millennium Rod: No, master, it wasn't
Mai & Joey: (caught kissing each other behind the couch in the hotel)
Yugi: WHAT ON EARTH?
Random Person From Hotel: (in Arabian accent) You two get a room. Take your clothes with you.
Yami, Y. Bakura, and Y. Malik: WHAT?!?!?!?
Bellman: Their luggage. It has clothes…
Yami's: Oh…ok. Nevermind us. We're just gonna go up to our rooms…
Mysterious A: but you haven't heard the room arrangements…
Rnij: I call a 1-bedroom with Bakura!
Yami Bakura, Bakura, and Seto: WHAT?
Yami Rnij: (outside the millennium staff) {slaps her Hikari} DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN!!!
Rnij: Its not my fault you like SETO!!!
Seto: *faints*
Mysterious A: I call a room with Bakura, Yami, Malik, Yami Malik, and Yami Bakura
Seto: *wakes up* But that leaves me with…
Girls except Mysterious A: all of us… (evil grin)
(Mysterious A is seen snickering in the background)
Yami Bakura: what's so funny?
Mysterious A: oh nothing… (whistling)
(Mysterious A is seen talking to the plant as Malik rants on about something that no one can understand…)
Yami Yugi: What on earth is he saying?
Everyone else: (random things are heard and more snickering comes from the Millennium Rod and Pendant)
Mysterious A: (holding her tongue {literally}) Oh ship…
Yami Mysterious A: (to Y. Malik through the M. Rod) This is gonna be a total disaster. Maybe we can get the other items in the hotel…
Tristan: KEEP THAT HOMICIDAL FREAK AWAY FROM ME!!!
Mai and Joey: Which one?
Tristan: THE GIRLY MUHUMMAD!!!
Joey: Like I said, WHICH ONE?!?
Tristan: Uh….I dunno, maybe the one trying to KILL ME!!!
Mai: You mean Malik?
Malik under the control of the Millennium staff: I am baka bishounen fluff
Everyone but Mysterious A and Rnij: what…?
Mai: I do believe that there are enough rooms for all of us to have our own
Joey: Does that mean (beginning to cry) you…don't…want…to…(whining) ShArEEEE???
Mysterious A: Im out of my corner and we will go to our large rooms because they were made specially for every one of you…heheheheheheheheee
Yami Bakura: sh!t…