Drabble 1

"Good morning, Mr. Pineapple Genius!" Her grin stretched across her face, and he idly wondered why the hell is this girl bothering him when he's about to take a nap.

Eyebrows furrowed, his pink-haired classmate placed her hands on her hips, trying to look offended. "I greeted you, you rude cloud-lover! It's common courtesy to greet back!"

"Go away, troublesome girl," his voice was muffled by his sleeves. "Leave me alone."

Sakura leaned her hip against a desk opposite to his, and pursed her lips thoughtfully.

"You know…" she trailed off, brushing her bangs aside as she seemingly tried to gather her thoughts. "I actually wonder why two blonde bombshells are vying out for your attention when you're this lazy, lazy ass."

"I wonder why two clan prodigies are trying to woo you when you're this annoying, troublesome girl." He countered lazily, to which she responded with a loud gasp.

"Hey! That's Sasuke's line, you ass! And, Neji and Sasuke are so not wooing me! Tenten's gonna kill you, you know? And I'm so not troublesome!" she crossed her arms over her chest.

"I did not actually state names, now did I? Also, you do realize that so-so is overrated. And here I thought you despise stereotypes."

"Well, you implied!" She retorted defiantly. "I despise stereotypical people, not conventional habits."

"But you still fell for Uchiha's tall, dark and handsome quality, huh?" Shikamaru drawled, and then lifted an eyebrow when he heard Sakura gasp for the second time around.

"You just admitted that Sasuke is tall, dark and handsome!" Sakura breathed out, covering her mouth incredulously. "Are you a closet homosexual by any chance, sleepy head? And I so did not fall for him!"

"First: I am merely stating an opinion based on the female population's orthodox. Second: I'm straight, you idiot, and quit implying otherwise. Third: Are you saying so-so to irritate me? And lastly: if you would be kind enough to prove me wrong, do so when I'm not about to nap." He burred lazily, looking at her with an eye open.

"I knew that. Are you? Yes, I did. Why not now? I could list all of them right here, right now!" Sakura replied hastily, counting off her fingers while simultaneously replying. Shikamaru remained silent.

"Shikamaru?" Sakura prodded, a bit confused. "Shikamaruuu?"

She approached her steadily, and then called out his name once more. When he did not reply, she poked his shoulder softly.

"Shika? –poke- Shika-kuuuun? –poke- Shika-Shika? –poke- Lazy ass? Pineapple head? Cloud-addict?-poke- Shika-beaaaaaar!" Sakura yelled at his ear, poised to smack him in the back of his head. Shikamaru shot up, grabbed her wrist before she hit him and glared at her in close proximity. And that was how Uchiha Sasuke found his undoubtedly soon to be girlfriend and his friend in.

Shikamaru tilted his head to peer curiously at Uchiha Sasuke, whose dark aura glared daggers at his exposed hair in front of Sakura. Smirking idly, he pressed his lips on Sakura's nose and pushed her away. Sakura was blushing furiously.

Sasuke gritted his teeth and strode angrily towards the wide-eyed pink-haired girl and started to drag her out.

"Eh? Ehhh? Where am I being kidnapped to?"Sakura asked once she established that it was indeed Sasuke who was pulling her to who-knows-where. "Sasukeee, what's going on!"

"Hn." He replied, obviously satisfying her confusion. NOT.

Before they exited, she vaguely heard Shikamaru muttering, "What a drag…"

Note: Unedited