Author's note: Hello guys! Nice to meet you all. :) I'm new here so, uh, take care of me? xD I'm kinda anxious about the outcome of this story since it's my first time ever writing.. That's why it's so short.. Gladly taking advice and hope you'd spare three minutes to read this. Sorry if you spot mistakes. English isn't my native language. Anyways, enjoy. xx
Disclaimer: Nope. I don't own Shingeki no Kyojin.
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25th December , 6:51 AM.
Hanji jolted out of her bed and looked at the clock. She frantically shouted and eagerly dialed a well-known number. It didn't answer. Well, at least the first five times. She tried again and again until he eventually picked up.
"What the hell do you want this early in the morning?" Levi hissed through the line. "I almost fell asleep!"
"You almost fall asleep for 34 years." He rolled his eyes at the statement. "I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and of course, Happy Birthday to my dear friend!"
"Leave me alone. You've done me enough trouble already." He heard Hanji sigh.
"Look, I'm sorry but I could make it up to you. I was thinking about-"
He hung up before she had the opportunity to was absolutely no way Levi would let her near , he'd even run away if it was possible. But alas, here he was - in the hospital with two broken legs and lots of different bruises.
Lets explain how this happened, shall we?
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One day earlier
"You little shit." Levi said as they walked towards the hellhole called Hanji's house. He lost a bet to Erwin and had to spend the whole day with the..thing next to him. Which was pure torture.
Hanji happily chirped and fastened her pace. "I'm older than you! Plus I wouldn't consider myself the little one here~"
"Shut up before I replace you with the inflatable doll in your basement." Levi threatened and smirked as he saw his so-called friend gasp in shock.
"Don't tell me you know about Sonny too!"
"...There's another one?" He sighed. "What did I do to deserve this, God? " Levi muttered and stood in front of Hanji's house.
Hanji herself was having trouble finding the right key. She scanned every single one as she adjusted her glasses. Most of them were rusted and others had spiderwebs. Levi didn't need to know to where they led to.
"Found it!" She opened the door and smiled brightly. "I'm delighted you wished to participate in my experiments. You could even help me gather some things." She motioned for Levi to follow her and soon they found themselves into the main bathroom. Hanji opened one of the drawers and started searching for something in particular.
"What the fuck are you looking for?"
"Ah, there it is!" Levi immediately backed away as she shoved the green thing in his face. He slipped on the bathroom tile and fell onto his back. First strike.
"Shit!" Levi swore as he tried to get up, but to no avail. Hanji literally dragged him into the living room and helped him adjust himself on the sofa.
"Sorry it scared you, Levi. But no worries, it's dead a long time ago!" He wondered why the hell did she have a dead frog in her bathroom but shrugged it off. This was Hanji after all.
"Do you have any painkillers in here?" Levi groaned.
"..I have something similar to that, but it works faster. Hope you like needles."
Levi tensed. 'Hope you like needles'? Was she kidding? Which normal person would like needles? Oh. But scratch the thought since Levi wasn't a drug-addict. Hope he wouldn't become one after the strange thing that was going to be injected into his flesh.
Hanji came back and held the said thing in her hand. It was already filled with a liquid substance and had a green-ish colour.
Levi knew he was in deep shit accepting this bet.