Just to let everyone know, this story is pure and utter crack. It's only my second fic, so please be nice. Make sure to review and tell me what you
think. As much as I hate to say it, I don't own anyone or anything from Supernatural (that damned Kripke). I don't own anything from Harry Potter
either. Peace.
They're All Evil!
Sam and Dean are in Montana fighting a Warlock. During the fight, the Warlock opens a strange portal and Sam and Dean are sucked in. When they wake up, they find themselves in front of a strange castle.
Sam: Where the hell are we?
Dean: I have no clue, but look; some old guy is coming over. Maybe he'll tell us where we are.
Dumbledore walks over.
Dumbledore: Welcome to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! I am Dumbledore, the school's headmaster and I-
Dean shoots Dumbledore before he can finish his sentence.
Sam: What the hell was that, Dean! That guy could have told us where we are! And, maybe, how to get back!
Dean: Look, he said he was the headmaster of a school of Witchcraft. That obviously meant that he was a witch too.
Sam: Wizard.
Dean: Whatever!
Sam shrugs his shoulders and helps Dean burn the remains. They continue to walk until they reach the courtyard of the 'school'. As they walk in, they bump into a group of kids. One of them has red hair, another is wearing glasses and has a weird scar, and the last is a girl.
Sam: Hey, can you guys tell us how to get back to Montana?
Harry: Montana? Why would you want to go to Montana? You're in Hogwarts! The school of Witchcraft and Wizardry!
Sam grabs Dean's gun away before he can shoot anyone else.
Ron: Hey, what's that?
Ron grabs Dean's gun and accidentally shoots professor Snape as he goes to walk by.
Hermione: Oh my God! Ron what did you do!
She runs over and checks professor Snape's pulse.
Hermione: He's dead!
She starts to cry.
Ron: Whoops.
Harry: Cool!
Sam: Hey, that guy looks kind of like a professor.
Hermione: He is a professor! And Ron just killed him!
Dean snatches his gun back from Ron.
Dean: Well, at least you won't have any more homework.
Draco walks over with Crabbe and Goyle.
Draco: Hey Potter! Who are your new friends? They look like losers who couldn't even perform the simplest of spells.
Dean: I'd be careful about who I was calling a loser if I were you. And are you saying you can do magic?
Draco: Of course I can do magic!
To prove he can do magic, Draco turns Crabbe into a turtle.
Dean: He's a wizard too! He must be evil!
Dean shoots Draco.
Dean: Everyone in this place must be a witch or wizard. They're all evil! They all must die!
Sam: Dean! Calm down! We can't just start killing everyone in sight.
Ron: Awesome! Now we don't have to put up with that annoying bastard anymore!
Hermione: Ron don't you get it! These guys are crazy! They already killed two people!
Sam: Well, technically, Dean only killed one; your friend killed that professor.
Hermione rolls her eyes.
Hermione: I'm going to get Dumbledore.
Sam: Hey, isn't Dumbledore the headmaster here?
Hermione: Yeah, so?
Dean: Um, I don't think he'll be able to help you.
Hermione's eyes widen as she realizes what Dean means and she runs away, crying.
Dean: Chicks.
Harry and Ron: Yeah, we know.
Sam rolls his eyes; it would be a while before they could get back to Montana.
Just a bit of crack for ya. I apologize to any hardcore Harry Potter fans for all the murder, PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME!