A SasoDei fic. T rated. Wow. Well, it might be a little much events and a little too little story, but I'll change that in chapter two. I don't understand why I write things up here. Everybody does, but why? It's not like anyone reads it like you read a fic…

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…or Someone else in Naruto. But if I paint my own picture of Kiba, I own him! Gosh I'm smart!

Thanx to my beta: Red headed psychopaths wanted

Chapter 1: Nobody's listening

Deidara walked home with his bag over a shoulder, yawning after the boring classes of today. Why did he always choose the worst classes and the even worse teachers? Like that idiotic Jiraya- sensei. He was just a sex maniac! Deidara sighed. Why did his family even moved here in the first place? To find a new way to boring their son to death? First day in school and he could already see his funeral coming.

"Hey, bitch!" Deidara turned around and stood suddenly face to face with a green eyed, red haired dude that somehow had managed to sneak up right behind him without getting noticed.

"Bitch, that goes for you, hn." He replied just as rude as the other guy had done.

"… such a girl." The red haired said with and slightly annoyed look upon his face. Deidara lifted an eyebrow.

"Was that the best you could do?" he asked, a little bored. He decided to not spend any more time on this jerk and just started to walk away.

Poff! And the guy stood in front of him again.

"Gh." Deidara stepped involuntary one step back. What did he want? He tried to step left. Then right. Then backwards and forwards. The dude was everywhere! In the end he decided to push him aside and succeeded to get around him. Before he got a hard hit on a nerve so he fainted.

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"I did as you said. She was annoying; you would have still been waiting if I hadn't done it this way!" Deidara heard that green eyed guy saying. He was awake in less than a second.

"What the fuck did you knock me down for?!" he shouted before he noticed that he was acting weird, and that it was nine more people in the room. And all of them looked damned scary.

"Nice work Sasori, you pissed her off!" The only girl in the room complained.

"But Konan, she-" Sasori started but Deidara interrupted him.

"What do you want from me?!"

"Oh, well, nothing really… just want you to join our club. If we are ten we can take over the schoolyard!" The creepiest of them said. And why did he have purple make up along his nose? And why did his shirt have the text Orochimaru? Oh, it was his name. Creepy.

"But why me?"

"Well, no one else is strong enough for this club's needs except you."

"But I started here today!"

"Oh man you're a lucky girl!"

Deidara sighed. Such a freak show school. He hissed at them, and exclaimed: "I'll never join any of your freaks' club!"

Everyone grinned at him with shining eyes, and for the first time in his life Deidara felt really scared.

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"Hey, darling!" Konan said, that was the blue haired girl with a flower upon her head. Everyone still believed that poor Deidara was a girl, even if they had seen him for two weeks now. He still resisted being a part of their club but no one cared about what he thought anyway.

"Hi, hn." He replied and waved a bit with his hand before he felt someone grabbing it. Sasori had sneaked behind him again! He always did that.

"I need to talk to you." He whispered into Dei- san's ear before boosting off. Konan smiled and whispered girly "I think he likes you." and smirked at him.

Deidara looked with surprise in his eyes at her. He was just about asking her if she really thought so or if she was just fooling around when Pein came sneaking from behind and scared the crap out of both of them. Konan shone up and grabbed a hold of his arm.

"Hey darling!" she said with sparkling eyes and a hopeful smile. Pein looked at her a few seconds before lighting up, waved at Deidara and walked away with her. He still couldn't believe those two were a couple, they were from two different worlds! Well, as long as he didn't have to get involved he guessed he had nothing to do with it.

Ever since Sasori and the other had proclaimed him a girl everyone else also thought so. The other students, the teachers… even the headmaster! One thing he was sure of was the he never would agree to wear a skirt, even though everyone in akatsuki told him to do so. That was the only thing that was the different between girls and guys according to him (and two tons of girl magazines).

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When the school bell rang Sasori found Deidara again. He got a grip of his arm and pulled him to a dark corner of the school, where no one ever walked since it had been closed since 1967 – why? Nobody knew.

"I told you I wanted to talk to you, and you made me wait for ya a long time. I hate waiting and making other people wait." He hissed and got a dangerous look upon his face. Deidara walked backwards until he hit a wall behind him. Sasori smashed his hands on each side of Deidara's head, and made Deidara swallow hard.

"I'm sorry, hn." He said and closed his eyes. It felt a little less scary then.

"Well you should be." Sasori said, much calmer than three seconds ago.

"So what did you want to talk about?" he stuttered, still with his eyes shut.

"This."

Deidara felt Sasori's lips swiftly touching his own, only for returning and stay attached. He moved closer so that his body was against the blonde's. His took his hands off the wall and placed one of them on Deidara's back so he could pull him (to Sasori her) even closer, and crossed fingers with the other boy's. Deidara laid his arm around Sasori's and placed his hand on his shoulder, just in time for feeling a tongue enter his mouth. This was his very first kiss, and of some reason, he liked it. (AN: the reason he liked it is because I say so. End of discussion.)

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Then rain kept fell from the sky above. Deidara stared at the phone that rested on his bed in front of him. Should he call him, and talk about yesterday? Or should he just deny the he had liked it? Why did he even bother thinking of things like this, he wasn't a girl! He couldn't possibly become Sasori's girlfriend anyway! Or? He bit his thumb until it started bleed. He felt very annoyed about all this. He heard a low knocking on his door and opened it. His sister Ino stood there and smiled at him.

"What do you want, hn?" He asked sourly.

"I had no idea you'd made friend so fast bro! Only two weeks and you've already got people coming and visiting you on the weekends!" She said and shone like a sun.

"Visiting?" Deidara asked when Sasori poked him from the left. "Argh!"

"Visitor." He said and looked at Deidara as though (?) he just had said something very rude.

"Well I'd better leave you guys alone. I'll be home tomorrow; mom and dad will as well so make dinner yourself bro! See ya!" Ino said and slammed the door as he stepped out from the apartment.

"Bro?" Sasori asked and looked sceptical at Deidara.

"Bro, like as in the word brother." Deidara said calmly. "I've told you like 20 times I'm a boy, hn."

"26 to be exact. But I still don't get why you're lying about it. No one believes you anyway." He said without any expression.

"What the- that's it!" Deidara pulled his shirt off and pointed at his bare thorax. "You see? A guy, hn." He said and looked very content.

Sasori's eyes became as big as plates when Deidara had taken his shirt off, but now his eyes seemed to widen even more in confusion. "So really are a… guy?"

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Well, something like that. I really need to advance things or my ideas will run out in no time. I know I should work on my other fics, but I wanted to write this fic so badly… and more chapters to it, of course! It won't take long for next chapter to come, a week as the most. Until then, I wish you the best luck in ficwriting and ficfinding! Carrots to those who write reviews!