My nitrogen atom story
Dear dairy,
Im about to tell you a story I know exciting right. Well this about when I was a kid and how I have lived my life so far. I know it sounds boring but trust me it not well kind of I will try to make it as exciting as possible. Well I might tell you that I'm a nitrogen atom named Alison. Ok so now lets start. I was born in Hawaii as furzier. Let me you it smelled really really really bad I mean like it smelled so bad it made me sick and the people who lived next me to well im not even gonna go there. Cause I don't want to be mean. But one day a friendly farmer come along and picked me up and then I was wait for it SOIL. Soil was nice no smelly neighbors but then bacteria just had pick me up and turn me into a nitrogen gas I mean why couldn't he just leave there nnnnooooooooooo. He just had to change me like no. anyway I followed up the atmosphere it was not a fun ride not fun at all. The atmosphere was boring really freaking boring. Luckily it raining and lighting hit me and fell dowwwn. But I was sleeping so I was pretty mad. Fell to the ground I was knock out trust me its not fun being knock out but I woke up and I was with soil and I was happy. But I lying on something wet that's what she said im going to re say that. Ok the ground was wet and then I follow down stream into the OCEAN. I know I know your jealous but fish pee there and poop and I don't even wanna say it just gross and smelled the worst part is I cant swim and then a wave hit and washed me up on shore and then some how im got the ground again and then a dog come and ate me gross. I got out it smelled im not gonna tell you what I had to go thru and then I got turned into furzier and then back into soil and then a little girl picked me up and put a plant in me. Not like that and now a plant happy because Im just want a plant need to live. And that's my story see it wasn't that boring right I hope so well. Its better then what you can do well bye
From, Alison