if zombies had pig pets...
Zombie: ahh what a nice night to walk my pig xD
pig: save me he's going to eat me! AND MAYBE DIESIECT ME AND EAT MY INNERS!
Zombie: *looks at pig * your geting fat.
pig: i like being fat *farts*
Zombie: holy CRAP IT IT IT IT IT IT IT SMELLS GOOD!
pig:...^ ^ poke
Zombie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
three hours later...
zombie:HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH
pig: dude... o.o
steve: oh yay... *kills pig* yum pork... *walks away*
Zombie:... you did this :o
Steve: what do you want? :p
Zombie: i want my freakin pig! :O
Steve: you were going to eat him anyways... wait what?!
Zombie: poke...
Steve: o.o what are you doing?!
Zombie: ... nothing...
Steve: ohkay this settles it! we shall dual face to face :O
Zombie: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
DRAMATIC PAUSE DUN DUN DUUUUN!
skrillex song plays
SLOW MOTION BATTLE
Steve: h
Zombie: h
Steve: what the heck *gets sword and hits zombie*
Zombie: *dies*
TO BE CONTIUED
not really THIS IS THERE...
EVERYDAY LIFE...