Yeah, yeah, crappy title but give it a chance. Please?
A/N: Okay, so, for all you people who are thinking, "What the hell? How did you come up with this?" Here's how it happened. My sister and I had a couple friends over. Our friends shall be known as Geenie ate me (her name of fan fiction) and Cream Puff. My sister shall be Dog Breath. Cream Puff, Dog Breath, and I all love Gilmore Girls but Geenie doesn't. Well, I was reading a Gilmore fan fiction when Geenie decided she wanted me to watch the first episode of Death Note. I figured "Hey, might as well. Her and Dog Breath are always talking about it and I don't want to be out of the loop." So I watched it and loved it immediately. Geenie and I started chatting and then we said how it would make a funny fan fiction if Death Note and Gilmore Girls were combined. She said she wouldn't write it because it was too cheesy but I think it's just cheesy enough. I will write another version of this but it will be under Death Note and completely different. By the way, I HATE Rory with a passion and I'm sorry if that ends up showing alot. Please read it and leave reviews. Lots of 'em. Mmmmmmmm, reviews. Almost as good as coffee. Especially the coffee Cream Puff's brother makes. Starbucks is okay but it's mostly sugar and it makes my teeth hurt.
A/N2: I will try to put up another chapter every few days. If you don't like it or you think there is something I should change or add leave a review so maybe I could change the chapters if need be. Also, please leave a review if you like it. That would make me smile and happy and if not I have to take it out on Dog Breath who then proceeds to beat the crud out of me and then I cry and I will be too busy crying to update as soon as I could. So if you like it and don't review then you and everyone else wait longer while I try to get over my emotional issues.
A/N3: If you are wondering "What is this chick taking that so much is going through her mind that she is rambling on and on and on, it's about 3 in the morning and I can't sleep which is why I decided to get on the computer and start typing. I feel like I had something to say but can't remember it at the moment. Oh yeah, I haven't seen very many episodes of Death Note. The only reason I even semi-know who Misa is, is because my sister said something about her. I've watched the first about seven episodes. If there is something I don't know please feel free to tell me and I will fix any factual errors in my fic immediately. If I make a few spelling errors I'm sorry, I'm typing this on my Mom's laptop that doesn't have Microsoft Word so I have to use the stupid Notebook but I will do the best I can to keep spelling errors out. Thank you for your time. Now on with the story and hopefully no more rambling...
Story:What if Ryuk had dropped the Death Note in Stars Hollow, Connecticut and our favorite Gilmore Girls picked it up instead? Let's see...
"RORY!!" Lorelai yelled, irritated the Rory was taking so long getting ready. She desperately needed her Luke's coffee fix and Rory was taking forever getting ready
"I'm ready. Calm down." Rory said, rolling her eyes. "Let's go."
"Wait, let me grab something really quick." Lorelai said, scampering up the stairs.
"Mom!" Rory yelled, mad that her mom made her hurry up and she still wasn't ready.
Lorelai came back down the stairs "Okay, ready?"
"Yup." said the younger Gilmore walking towards the door.
As they walked out they saw Babette and Morey sitting outside. "Mornin' sugah!" Babette yelled, rather loudly considering they really weren't that far from each other.
"Morning Babette" both girls said, as they made the journey to Luke's to get there happy coffee.
They walked into Luke's and took there usual spots at the counter, right next to the cash register. "What can I getcha?" asked Luke, walking behind the counter too get the coffee pot.
"Coffee to go and a blueberry muffin, please. I have to get to school."
"Coffee and pancakes. With chocolate chips please."
"Don't you have to go to work or something." Luke asked, pouring there coffees.
"Nope, I have they day off so you get to deal with me. At least for a little while." said Lorelai, grabbing her cup of liquid life.
"Lucky me." Luke grumbled, secretly happy that he got to deal with Lorelai.
Rory left for school and Lorelai sat there, pestering Luke for an hour or so before she decided to go home and watch t.v.
"I'll probably be back in a couple of hours." Lorelai said, as she put her money on the table and started to walk away.
"I'll make sure to have the coffee pot warm and waiting for you." Luke said. She nodded and walked out the door, headed back home.
On her walk home she noticed Taylor and Kirk standing in the square, staring into Luke's diner. "Hi, Taylor, Kirk."
"Hello Lorelai, and how are you this morning?" asked Taylor not paying much attention.
"I'm fine, and you Taylor?"
"Actually I have a conundrum." said Taylor
As soon as he said that, Kirk didn't even have a chance to let Lorelai ask what's wrong when he said, "Luke won't put Halloween decorations!" sounding more like a little kid telling on another.
"You have pull with Luke, Lorelai. Do you think you could maybe use some of it to get him to put up a pumpkin at least."
"Sorry Taylor, not even I have that much power."
"Well, fine. If you don't even want to try." said Taylor, making a disapproving face at Lorelai.
"Bye Taylor." said Lorelai, rolling her eyes and walking back to her house.
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Later, Lorelai was walking through the town, headed back to Luke's for lunch when something came flying from the sky and landed about 10 feet away from her.
She walked towards it and picked it up. "Death Note?" she said as she examined it. "Hmm, I wonder what this is." she stuck it in her purse, deciding it could wait until after she's had lunch.
So there it is, the first chapter. Tell me if it's good and I should continue or if it sucks and I should stop right away. I'm looking for a beta. If you want to be my beta please email me. Thank you for reading.
This is your friendly disclaimer saying "No they are not mine." I wish they were. They are only mine in my dreams. So don't sue me!