Tancred and Lysander disappeared to their daisy chain paradise to… O.o

Zelda hasn't run this fast since she left high school

Billy's new leash makes his neck itchy

Emma got sick of chasing Zelda on foot, so now she's pursuing her in the Emo-Mobile

Dorcas has a big bruise on the back of her head

Who doesn't like marshmallows?

Dr. Bloor says: ME!!

Billy says: YOU SUCK!! (Shoots Dr. Bloor)

I says: AAAH! (To the Billy fan) Your new pet's a psycho!

Olivia likes to PARTAYYY!!

Charlie wants to enter the Air Guitar Championships. Seriously, the guy's been training for months!

Zelda jumped through her time machine, closely followed by me and Emma

Please state the nature of the emergency, Dagbert

Dagbert says: I can't feel my butt!

Manfred's not here for your entertainment

I says: Aw, crap

Emma says: Whassamatter?

I says: Manfred's not here for our entertainment 

Dorcas is Idith and Inez's new shopping buddy

Ezekiel can fake it with the best of anyone; he can fake it all

Tancred wrote a song, which could be yours if you answer this simple question

Charlie won the Air Guitar Nationals

Charlie says: Wahoo! Next stop, Air Guitar Championships!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Dagbert went out and bought a new butt

I says: What? Why'd he do that?

Dagbert says: I had to, my old one had a crack in it

It's Back To School for Benjamin and Paton!

Paton says: Hey! I graduated from college ages ago!

Dr. Bloor says: Too bad!

Billy could not refuse a BEER! How he really loves a BEER! It makes him think he's a man!

Ezekiel, Manfred and Gabriel formed the 'Water Sucks!' trio coz they like Gatorade better

Zelda shot me and Emma with the Anti-Gay-Ray

Me and Emma went our separate ways and buggered off to do stuff

Charlie has a mysterious rival (coughBillycough) in the Air Guitar Championships

Dorcas, Idith and Inez says: SHOPPING!! 8D XD ;D

Olivia says: Dude. How do you even pronounce that?!

Billy's hiding in his box. Again. Only this time, he's got company of the marshmallow kind… O.o

Manfred accidentally trod on the Gay Gun

Ezekiel says: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! You broke our secret weapon!

Hello boys and girls! My name is Fidelio, and this is my friend Charlie the Salmon!

Asa can't remember what his age is

Paton can pull money out of his ears

Charlie won the Air Guitar Championships! Woopwoop!

Lysander bought a fifty-foot killer golem from K-Mart

Dr. Bloor says: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt- and guess what's inside it

I says: Oi, Paton, can I have some money?

ENDNOOB!!1