Once upon a time, in a land very near, there was an asshole that was quite large; in fact it was like a gaping black hole, you could go spelunking in that mother fucker. This asshole's name was FFN. There was once a time when FFN wasn't an asshole, but something had changed him long ago, and now no one could stand to be near him, especially since he shits all over everything. More than anything, likes to shit all over his girlfriend's face. Her name is Creativity; she is beautiful and kind and deserves a hell of a lot better than an asshole like FFN. For years, Creativity had put up with FFN's shit because she loved him, but she had had enough. Bravely and smartly, Creativity dumped that asshole and found herself a nice man, DeviantArt, and they are very happy and have had lots of babies. But FFN doesn't realize what he's lost; one day he will, but until then, he'll just keep shitting on everything and everyone. Maybe he'll see the error of his ways before it's too late and everyone has left him. Maybe will end up a lonely little asshole, who will die and in time no one will remember FFN.
Also, FFN got fucked by danisnotonfire with mega-sized spiked Klingon dildo, I'm talking ten times the size of the Great American Challenge.