Riku walked up to his workplace, a bad feeling clutching his stomach. He could only think of one thing: Tidus.

The minute the elevator stopped Riku knew something was wrong. Today, wasn't begging for a bagel or annoying some poor victim. He did something, he had to. He sharply turned to his desk and gaped at the broken Xbox beside his chair.

"Wow...I just bought this, What happened?" Riku asked. (If I get worked up, I'll kill him)

"Okay. I can explain, Kairi hopped into the office and was like. Sup! Then Sora was like Sup!" He started.

Riku pinched his eyebrows together and prepared for his stupid story.

"Oh hell naw this is crazy in my nayzy!" Kairi enthused, her head moving to put emphasis on her words.

"Oh no, I'm a dumb ass nerd!" Sora yelled copying her movements.

"And Selphie was like: No shiatzu!" She mocked while waving her hand in the air.

"So Selphie said and Selphie was all like..." Riku repeated, his voice dripping with skepticism.

"Will. You. Let. Me. Finish! Okay, anyway-" Tidus continued.

"Oh she-she-yah." Leon calls while walking in and stops statue group.

They exchange a look and look to the ceiling.

"Twas a dream!" Leon, Kairi and Sora chorused as they threw their hands up.

"Nobody said that." Riku snapped. (You know damn well Leon wouldn't say that!)

"You weren't there. So Cloud walked in and was like" Tidus said.

"Yo so my name I'd Cloud Strife-y, I like to drink curffey." Cloud chanted.

Everyone else was dancing weirdly to his rhyme.

"So he said his name was Cloud Strife-y and he likes to drink curffey, cuz that sounds like something YOU would say because you don't know that his name is Strife and you don't know how to pronounce things." Riku reasoned while refraining from kicking his ass. (Cloud never raps.)

Tidus looked at him blankly and opened his mouth.

"And. Then." He continues.

"I'M GAAAY~" Auron sang.

"OH MY GOD! Just get the the Xbox already." Riku exclaimed.(I could kill you, Tidus.)

"Okay, fine. So then I walk in like a hero or whatever." Tidus sighed.

"Or whatever." Riku mumbled.

"And I took a bat to the Xbox!" He gloated.

Riku glared at Tidus with murderous intent.

"Then you came in and said, OH. My. GOD. What happened to my Xbox. This is ace, dinner tonight." Tidus explains.

"I never said that." Riku gritted through his teeth.

"Didn't you?" Tidus asked like Riku did say it.

Then Riku took the bat and beat the Xbox beyond repair imagining it was Tidus.