DISCLAIMER: I do not own GLEE, if I did that Kelly Taylor Wannabe Quinn Fabray would not be once again manipulating Finn for her own gain.

GLEE

A night to remember. The greatest night of your life. Prom is known by many names, for some people it truly would be the pinnacle of their life, for others it would be just another night, another event in a long line of many. For Kurt it was the first serious event that he would be attending with Blaine, their debut into society as a couple. For Mercedes it was an excuse to buy a dress, get her hair done and look all kinds of hot. For Rachel it was yet another reminder that her life will forever be spent alone.

"Will you stop pouting? It's hard to do your make up when you look like Eeyore." Mercedes groaned brandishing the eyeliner in her hand and carefully working on Rachel's left lid.

"I'm not pouting." She argued. "I am mentally preparing myself for whatever insults Quinn has deemed necessary to bestow upon me tonight."

"She'll be too busy schmoozing for votes." Kurt interjected fiddling with his velvet bow tie. "She may even deign to be polite to you tonight Rachel."

"I'm voting for Lauren, she shouldn't waste her limited stock of kindness on me." Rachel retorted. "The jazz band, AV club and wrestling team are all voting for her too."

"She is rocking the so-called loser vote." Mercedes remarked critiquing her work before finally nodding in approval. "What time is the limo getting here?"

"Oh Daddy got something better than a limo." Rachel grinned reaching towards her bureau she grabbed the car keys and jiggled them. "He said I can drive the firebird!"

"You mean the car your dad swore he saw me breathe near and spent the next three hours cleaning is ours for the night?" Kurt squealed in excitement. "Shotgun!"

"Fine but back seat controls the music!" Mercedes bargained with a smirk.

"Deal." He agreed happily. "I'll need to add another few coats of hairspray to ensure nothing falls out of place now."

"Why do you think I chose the messy look?"

Rachel gestured to her bed head curls that were partially swept to the left and held in place by a gold star. Her dress was nothing flashy or overtly sexy, a pale mint green lace that billowed around her legs, the lace showing in places giving just a hint of skin without being trashy. There was a hidden split that showed when she walked and helped to showcase the peep toe shoes.

"We look all kinds of fine." Mercedes declared grabbing Rachel's arm. "We'll be the hottest couple there."

Kurt had been of course at the receiving end of the football teams taunts over attending the Prom with another guy, his two best friends in a show of support declared they would be attending together as well. The whole school had been debating whether it was a coming out for the two which they both found hilarious. Of course neither Kurt nor Blaine had been too happy with them until they both revealed they actually had dates and that by posing the are they or aren't they question, they had effectively taken the heat away from their favourite boys.

"The hottest female couple, Blaine and I will of course be the best dressed couple." Kurt bragged.

"Of course you will, you're in identical tuxes!" Mercedes snorted. "But I'll have you know Andre's mama was bragging at church how her boy looked damn good in his tux, combined with this flavour y'all know we'll be the foxiest couple McKinley has ever seen!"

Kurt and Mercedes turn to Rachel waiting for her contribution to how hot they all were.

"I'll have the kindest date." She said slowly. "You guys will love Sean, he's a total sweetie and I'm really glad his mom agreed to let him come tonight."

"And that super expensive fancy ass chair that your Grandpa bought him as a thank you for escorting his beautiful granddaughter helped I'm sure."

"Kurt! I told you about that in confidence. The last thing I need is everyone thinking I had to pay someone to be my date!" Rachel all but wailed. "It's bad enough that we can't pick Sean up, I just don't want anyone to tease him. These heels are high enough to double as weapons if those boneheads try anything."

"Retract claws girl." Kurt laughed batting at her hands. "Oh! That's the doorbell. Blaine must be here!" Kurt ushered the girls to open the door so he could make his grand entrance. Rachel was still giggling when she swung open the heavy oak door.

"Aw hell to the no!"

Rachel remained frozen staring at the boy who was on her front porch holding a corsage, a bunch of flowers and a pleading look.

"What the hell are you doing here Jesse?" Rachel yelled alerting her Dads and Kurt as to who was really at the door.

"Well Quinn called me-"

"Quinn?" Kurt scoffed, she'd been even more unbearable than usual of late. Carole had banned her from the house resulting in a massive fight between her and Finn that the whole house had heard, Finn had thrown his phone in anger at the wall even more pissed off when it hadn't broken. "Why would you believe her?"

"She said you didn't have a date for prom and you had mentioned missing me." Jesse smiled, it was his practiced seduction smile; luckily Rachel was now immune to all things Jesse St. James.

"She lied! She's a liar, it's what she does! You should recognise the signs since you're one too!" Rachel bit back the tears that were threatening to spring to her eyes; here was the reason that she was so insecure, so scared of intimacy and he was acting as though there was nothing wrong. "I don't want anything to do with you! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"

"This is private property and I have three witnesses here that I'm sure will back me up that you were unwanted and I was within my right to shoot you." Leroy growled making sure that his antique shotgun showed; it didn't work but that boy didn't know that. Jesse visibly paled dropping his peace offerings on the porch and backing away slowly narrowly missing Blaine who had pulled in moments earlier and was making his way to the house.

"What did I miss?"

The three divas all gave him a look and turned back into the house with a huff.

"Come on in I'm sure you'll be hearing about it from them for a good while now." Hiram chuckled.

Blaine looked uneasy but entered nonetheless; his prom night had just been irrevocably changed and he had no idea.

GLEE!

Hey guys this is just a fun little two-shot that I cooked up. Although I just read that Lauren is running for Prom Queen so obviously Ryan Murphy and I are on the same wave length! Stay tuned for the second part; hell hath no fury like a Rachel Berry pissed off!