# Tonight You Sleep In Hell: 4
The Animorphs and Indy came to a clearing were a hut stood. A weird guy was dancing around a fire chanting
Medicine Man/ Witch doc: Eye of newt, wing of bat, football boot, tail of cat!
Marco: Whatsupdoc?
Jake: Um, could you help us? One of our friends has been spirit-possessed.
Medicine Man/Witch doc: May I have a sample of the patient's snot, barf and pee please?
Rachel: My snot, pee and barf are too powerful for you to examine!!!!!!!!!
To emphasize her point Rachel/Xena does all the things listed above to the Medicine Man/Witch doc.
Medicine Man/Witch Doc: Since the patient is unwilling to give her snot, pee and barf, I shall heal her by the spell method.
As the Witch Doctor starts jumping around, the campfire glows an eerie green and the Witch doctor starts to chant loudly.
Witch doctor: On the planet of Uranus, where the people don't have anus', but they all don't care 'cause they don't
wear underwear…
Marco barfs, Jake turns green in the face, Tobias faints and Cassie runs away screaming.
Ax: I believe that this noise is making me expell out my lunch.
Indy: Get me a bucket! I'm going to be sick!
After doing this chant for a hundred times…
Jake: Its not working!
Marco: Looks like Rachel has to spend the rest of her life as a barbarian. He he he.
Rachel/Xena leaps forward to strangle Marco.
Witch doc : Of cause nothing's happening, this is the other part of the spell.
The witch doctor whips out a Ghost-buster photon pack and trap.
Witch doc: Here Indy, catch!
As Indy caught the trap and opened it, the Animorphs, witch doc, the set got sucked into it, leaving himstanding in the white realm of Z-space.
Indy: Oops, heh heh heh.
My spelling and grammar is lousy so bear with it. Noname may have stopped writing but to tell the truth, this was his idea, he gives me ideas so what you are reading here is Noname and my bad jokes and idiotic Ideas.Heh heh heh...