Disclaimer: I do not own Heroes or any of the characters, those belong to Kring. That lucky bastard.

Summary: It's twenty years later. Where are the Heroes now? Massive Crack!Fic.

Paring: Lyle/West or Lyst and a surprise at the end

Rating: PG for mild man kissing

Word Count: 374

A/N: This was written in about ten minutes in class so it's short, really short.

Twenty Years Later

The door of the presidents office slammed open and a man with messy brown hair entered the room. The mysterious breeze in the room was just this side of perfect so that his white lab coat swished and swilled around him. Under his arms he carried a manila folder. In front of him the president's chair was turned toward the window, the figure sitting on the chair on the other side spoke. His voice resonating around the room, "Have you found the cure?"

And angry sigh came from the man in the lab coat, "Cure? Weren't we trying to find a way to produce photo electron beams to make conversation with the homo sapiens who can read and interpret small portable electronic device easier?"

The man in the chair chuckled, and a bark was heard from his lap. He spoke softly using the man's name so that the man in the lab coat knew that he was deadly serious, "Repeat what you said in ways that lesser people can understand in detail Lyle or I will sic my guard dog on you."

Lyle sighed, "We are trying to figure out how to use lights to make it easier to communicate with Micah Mr. President."

At this the chair spun around and the President stood up putting his hands on both of Lyle's shoulders, "With how close we are you know you can call me by my first name."

At this Lyle smiled, "Okay… Mr. West."

West slowly removed his hands from where they still remained on Lyle's lab coat and grabbed the open lapels of Lyle's jacket to bring him in closely for a kiss. When he pulled away Lyle was grinning ear to ear. Under them, Mr. Muggles II pranced around, yipping and barking gleefully. This was a lot better than watching Claire make out with Elle on the days that he was with her when she got him.

A/N: Is done yes?