The girls vs The akatsuki
Three girls get lost in the mountains and end up flying off a cliff, right into the worst place after hell. AKA the akatsuki's hideout. Read to find out how Pein wakes up one morning to find his desk smashed by a car and how three girls end up being the akatsuki's maids in exchange for they're lives.
Character profile :
Miroko Kobayashi :
19 year old Japanese girl, who sadly doesn't know any Japanese ( colorful words don't count ). Loves black, blood , skulls, reading and pretzels. Hates snakes, pink and disco songs. Never had her first kiss and cannot tolerate alcohol. She is a A blood type, and has a good sense of smell.
What most people call 'goth'.
Gabrielle Martin :
19 1/2 french girl, who can fluently speak English, french, German and Spanish. Loves dresses, pink, birds and cupcakes. Hates dirty stuff, smelly stuff and not taking at least one shower a day. Has had more kisses than she can count and has a collection of shoes, purses, and make 's a B blood type, and is very observant.
What most people call 'the smart popular cheerleader'.
Wendy Stevenson :
19 year old American girl, who will always defend a friend in need. Loves every color, mammals, basket ball, sleeping late, and her sneakers. Hates bugs, dark waters, studying and getting up in the morning. Has had her first kiss and nothing more than that. She is the only one that can drive. She's a AB blood type. She has a split personality and is creepy when her second half comes out.
What most people call 'the normal kid'
Chapter 1 : the girls vs the hole
" We're lost, we are so freaking lost " a girl said while trying to read a map
" Shut up ! We aren't lost... we're just taking a small ... detour " another girl said trying to stay on the road
" How is 'going to visit a friend in the neighboring city but somehow ending up on a freaking mountain road ' be taking a small detour ?! Please explain !"
" I wanted to try a different route "
As the two girls in the front fought, the girl in the back was looking dully at out the windshield.
" Guys... we're about to fly off the cliff " the girl in the back finally said
" Not now Miroko " they both said continuing their fight
This time a little louder " Guys we are about to fly off a cliff "
Wendy looked up and noticed that they were in fact going to fly off a cliff.
" AHHHHHHH ! " Wendy screamed hitting the breaks
CRASH
the car rammed into the rail and went over the side of the cliff.
Both girls started to scream " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! "
" Do cars fly ? " Miroko asked, not having an ounce of worry on her face.
They both looked at her with " WTF" looks on there faces " No Miroko, cars do not fly"
" Oh, too bad that means we're going to fall right into that hole "
" what hole ? " Miroko pointed out the window, they both looked and there was indeed a big black hole right where the car was going to land.
Wendy and Gabrielle looked at Miroko who was all calm and decided that they to should stay calm.
Miroko looked down at her hands and let out a huge sigh " I never got to use my voodoo doll "
Wendy looked at her necklace and said " I never got to beat the shit out of John for cheating on me "
Gabrielle looked at her nails and said " I never got to finish painting my nails "
After one final group hug, the car went in the black hole and the girls peacefully died. Not
THUD... THUD...THUD
All three girls found themselves in a really disgusting kitchen. Wendy and Miroko were keeping quiet while Gabrielle was screaming like someone who was about to give birth.
" shut up Gabi ! " Wendy said putting her hand on Gabi's mouth. A few seconds later they heard footsteps. They all jumped, and tried to find a good hiding spot.
Wendy got into the cabinet, Gabi got under a counter and Miroko...? Miroko somehow manage to get into the fridge. ( don't ask how )
The door to the kitchen opened and a large group of people came in.
" It looks and smells even worse than last week. " groaned some dude
" Who's turn is it to clean, un ?! "exclaimed another
" Tobi's " yet another said, sweat dropping
" That would explain a lot... " the only female voice said
Another person walked in and the room went silent.
" ENOUGH ABOUT WHO'S TURN IT IS TO CLEAN AND FIND THE INTRUDERS "
We tensed, and crossed whatever we had on us. Fingers, toes, hair, shoe laces, legs and stuff you don't want to read. Gabi was the first to be found. Some blond three mouth terrorist grabbed her by the leg and dragged to the center the room.
" STOP ! MY NAILS ! ! OUCH ! YOU WRECKED MY ART ! YOU'RE GONNA PAY ! " she grabbed the closest thing she could reach. A hard metal broom stick. And threw it full force, aiming for the blond terrorist. He easily dodge it, but I can't say the same for the immortal zombie behind him, who received it right in his family jewels.
A scream that can't be described was let loose
Gabrielle used the groups distraction to make a run for it. Sadly, her shoe got stuck on some old gum and tripped.
THUD
" owwwwww..." she rubbed her forehead and felt something sticky smelly, she looked at her fingers and it was some very old sticky, smelly, yellowish substance. Another indescribable scream was let loose.
That got the groups attention again and the so called leader sounded pissed again. " Go and find the other intruders before I shred you into tiny pieces and feed you to Zetsu " a dark aura was forming around him and everyone shut up.
A blue shark-ish human stepped forward and walked passed the fridge and opened the cabinet door. A girl came out, grabbing onto the blue shark-ish dude's leg
" RUN ! SAVE YOURSELVES ! " she yelled biting down on the attacker's leg. The blue man yelled and tried to shake Wendy off.
" Will do ! Your sacrifice wont be forgotten " Gabi yelled running towards the exit, leaving her fallen buddy.
" No, wait for me ! Come back ! Wendy yelled letting go of the leg and trying to
run away, totally forgetting about the girl in the fridge.
Sadly for them, they were two very lazy girls against ten very criminal-ish ninjas. Still, they tried their best to somewhat try to escape. Again totally forgetting the one in the fridge.
SLAM
the fridge door flew open and a girl with black and purple hair came out shivering " IT'S COLD IN THERE ! "
The whole room was staring at her as she slowly made her way the her friends.
She sat down between Wendy and Gabi and said " you can continue what you guys where doing "
Wendy and Gabi both face palmed
" ERM " the leader cleared his throat " now where we ... Oh yes " he turned to a red eyed dude " torture them until they cooperate " he then took his leave.
The akatsuki moved to the living room, not wanting to stay in the smelly kitchen.
" Whats your names ? " an orange masked man asked
" Wendy "
" Gabi "
" Miroko ... Are you gonna kill us ? "
A half naked guy answered " Fuck ya ! I'm gonna sacrifice you to Jashin "
" oh ... Ar-"
" We ask the questions " Itachi cut in " how did you get into the hideout ?"
" a magical black hole " all three answered
The room went silent for a couple of minutes then " LET'S KILL THEM ! " As all three girls screamed and tried to mentally prepare themselves for their imminent death, when Konan stepped in.
" You know since they already know where the hideout is, they can become our house cleaners and this place would actually look and smell decent, just and idea ….. oh and don't kill them Leader wants to see them in his office after " and with that she left like Pein did in the kitchen.
The whole group went into a fit of whispers. "Tobi's stuffed bears could get washed !" "No more fucking blood stains in the bathtubs " "My fish tank will be see through again !" "My art won't get dirt all over it, un !" "We would save money on new clothes !" "new sheets are welcome" "We would see the floor" … " Oooooooooooooooooh see the flooooooor"
The group turned their attention back to the three girls. " It's been decided that you guys will be our new house keepers/maids." The next thing they knew, they we're in Leader's office... where they found their car and a really pissed off looking Leader.
"Hello Leader-sama, we are your new maids, please take care of us " we said in an awful kiss-ass way
"What is this 'thing' that is crushing my paperwork ?" he asked
"A car Leader-sama, Wendy's hard earned car also know as Wendy's car" As if seeing her car all smashed and beat up wasn't enough Pein did an Almighty Push and blasted the car out the hole it came from, a loud crashing sound was heard a couple of seconds later, followed by the sound of an explosion
Wendy was about to beat Pein into a bloody pulp when Miroko grabbed her. " I don't wanna die yet..."
Granting her friend's wish, Wendy didn't go into her split life dangering personality.
Pein turned around and now gave his full attention to the girls. "Why are you standing there ! Go clean !" And as Pein walked us to the door, our very non-normal life turned upside down.
To be continued ….