Banjo-Tooie
Harry Potter Style!
by: Steve HP
Authors note: This is my first fic, so please forgive me if it's terrible!
It was a dark and stormy night @ Banjo's House. Kazooie was playing Banjo-Tooie on Nintendo 64, Banjo was eating, and Tooty was insanely running around the house screaming, "I'm scared! I'm scared! Banjo, help me!" over and over. Kazooie lost to Targitzan again and said, "Tooty, will you PLEASE shut up?"
"I'm scared! I'm... What did you say, Kazoo?" Tooty said.
"For the last time, Tooty, my name's Kazooie! And I told you to shut up! You're ruining my game!" Kazooie said, accusing Tooty for being the reason of Kazooie's terrible hand-eye coordination.
"But I'm afraid of the thunder!"
"I don't care! I'll make you do the next adventure if ya don't Shut UP!"
"Okay! Ok..." A faint popping sound was heard somewhere in the house.
"Banjo, go check what that was!" said Kazooie threateningly.
"*Munch, Munch* Hm? Bub I don wna!" Banjo said, with pork rinds in his mouth.
"Ewww... Banjo! I told you not to talk with your mouth full!" Kazooie said, disgusted.
"Frry. *Gulp* I mean, sorry, Kazooie. Okay, I'll go check." Banjo goes into the basement with a flashlight. "Hmmmm. I wonder what's down here?" Banjo starts to walk backwards. He then bumps into something! "Ahhhh!" Banjo heard two voice, his and someone else's. He sees a long stick with a light coming out of it. "Are you Harry Potter?"
"Yes, I am," said the voice.
"Hey! Kazooie read your books to me! You're very brave!"
"What, you can't read?" said Harry Potter.
"No. That's why I need Jamjars and Bottles to read signs to me."
"You can't read? Why I..."
"Hey! This is a PG Rated fic!" Said the voice of Steve HP.
"Okay, we'll cool it down," Shouted Harry.
"Well, anyway, I came here to..." but something happened. There was another pop and... Lord Voldemort appeared!
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Harry, I've come to get you back! Oh! I see you've got a little friend with you! Well, I'll get you both! BWAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Oh, no you don't," replied Harry.
"Yeah! I'll call Kazooie! KAZOOIE!!!"
"Banjo! What do you want?"
"There's an evil wizard from the books that you read me over there!"
"Yeah ri... B-B-Banjo! It's Voldemort!"
"Told ya!"
"Let's get him!" exclamed Harry. "CHARGE!"
Harry yelled "Expelliarmus", Kazooie used Wing Whack, and Banjo... picked his nose! It was an all-out battle to get Voldemort. Finally, Voldemort yelled, "AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" All three fell to the floor and...
"AHHHHHHH!" Banjo woke up from a scary dream of him getting killed by the most evil wizard of all time. Banjo looked around the room, and only saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire lying on his bed. "*Sigh of Relief* It was only a dream... I'm okay..." Banjo heard a faint pop and looked about the room "AHHHHHHHH!"
The End
Or Is it???
So, how was my first fic? Not bad, eh? If I get enough responses, I'll make Chapter 2!
Harry Potter Style!
by: Steve HP
Authors note: This is my first fic, so please forgive me if it's terrible!
It was a dark and stormy night @ Banjo's House. Kazooie was playing Banjo-Tooie on Nintendo 64, Banjo was eating, and Tooty was insanely running around the house screaming, "I'm scared! I'm scared! Banjo, help me!" over and over. Kazooie lost to Targitzan again and said, "Tooty, will you PLEASE shut up?"
"I'm scared! I'm... What did you say, Kazoo?" Tooty said.
"For the last time, Tooty, my name's Kazooie! And I told you to shut up! You're ruining my game!" Kazooie said, accusing Tooty for being the reason of Kazooie's terrible hand-eye coordination.
"But I'm afraid of the thunder!"
"I don't care! I'll make you do the next adventure if ya don't Shut UP!"
"Okay! Ok..." A faint popping sound was heard somewhere in the house.
"Banjo, go check what that was!" said Kazooie threateningly.
"*Munch, Munch* Hm? Bub I don wna!" Banjo said, with pork rinds in his mouth.
"Ewww... Banjo! I told you not to talk with your mouth full!" Kazooie said, disgusted.
"Frry. *Gulp* I mean, sorry, Kazooie. Okay, I'll go check." Banjo goes into the basement with a flashlight. "Hmmmm. I wonder what's down here?" Banjo starts to walk backwards. He then bumps into something! "Ahhhh!" Banjo heard two voice, his and someone else's. He sees a long stick with a light coming out of it. "Are you Harry Potter?"
"Yes, I am," said the voice.
"Hey! Kazooie read your books to me! You're very brave!"
"What, you can't read?" said Harry Potter.
"No. That's why I need Jamjars and Bottles to read signs to me."
"You can't read? Why I..."
"Hey! This is a PG Rated fic!" Said the voice of Steve HP.
"Okay, we'll cool it down," Shouted Harry.
"Well, anyway, I came here to..." but something happened. There was another pop and... Lord Voldemort appeared!
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Harry, I've come to get you back! Oh! I see you've got a little friend with you! Well, I'll get you both! BWAHAHAHAHAH!"
"Oh, no you don't," replied Harry.
"Yeah! I'll call Kazooie! KAZOOIE!!!"
"Banjo! What do you want?"
"There's an evil wizard from the books that you read me over there!"
"Yeah ri... B-B-Banjo! It's Voldemort!"
"Told ya!"
"Let's get him!" exclamed Harry. "CHARGE!"
Harry yelled "Expelliarmus", Kazooie used Wing Whack, and Banjo... picked his nose! It was an all-out battle to get Voldemort. Finally, Voldemort yelled, "AVADA KEDAVRA!!!" All three fell to the floor and...
"AHHHHHHH!" Banjo woke up from a scary dream of him getting killed by the most evil wizard of all time. Banjo looked around the room, and only saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire lying on his bed. "*Sigh of Relief* It was only a dream... I'm okay..." Banjo heard a faint pop and looked about the room "AHHHHHHHH!"
The End
Or Is it???
So, how was my first fic? Not bad, eh? If I get enough responses, I'll make Chapter 2!