PREQUEL TO RED BY FIRENESS
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"What are you doing this weekend?"
"It's more of a who..."
"Get your mind out of the gutter, Derek. I'm serious."
"Why? Did you wanna do something?"
"Yes, actually -- stay away from you."
"What.. why?"
"Well, I know you know that it's going to reach a record high this Saturday and I know you love the beach. Those two factors plus a weekend off does not equal a happy Spencer."
"All right... who told you my plan?"
"So that is your plan!"
"Yeah and you ruined it."
"Only because sun burn and increasing my risks for skin cancer doesn't really appeal to my liking at the moment."
"They will on Saturday."
"No, they won't, I'm pretty sure of that."
"Fiiiine, then I guess you'll just miss out on me in nothing but swim shorts.."
"Please, I've seen you without any clothes, Derek."
"Not in the water, or on a beach, or under that bright, hot sun. I'm breaking a sweat just thinking about it."
"So, a sweaty you in the water on a beach filled with a hundred other people?"
"Well.. if we stay long enough... we'd be all alone..."
"Well... maybe, we'll see."
"That's a yes."