A/N: Cassidy: It wasn't my idea to upload this.
Jessie: Was so!
Cassidy: I really like Ranma. This is just a joke. And Jessie's a pervert.
Jessie: I beg to differ...
Cassidy: *hastily* Um...review it, read it, enjoy it! That's it.
Jessie: ....you cut me off....
Cassidy: *ahem* Bye now!
Ranma: AHHH!!! A CAT!!!!
Akane: *looks all around and sees nothing* What? Where?
Ranma: Meow....*acting like a cat, gets on Akane's lap and kisses her*
Akane: RANMA!!!
Ranma: *purrs* Myew? *kisses her again, for longer*
Akane: I KNOW it's not your fault...but....hey! Do cats do that...?
Ranma: *begins to unbutton her shirt* Yuh huh...I mean, mew! *licks her*
Akane: Ohhh...Ranma.....*pause* Hey! Cats don't know how to undo buttons! Ranma you pervert!!!! *whacks him across the room, he flies out the window into the pond*
Ranma: (a girl) Damn it. And it was so clever of me too!
Ryoga: *runs up* RANMA! I found a cure! I don't have to be a pig anymore! And you don't have to be a girl! *hugs him*
Ranma: *hugs him back* Oh Ryoga! That's great!
Ryoga: *still holding him* Huh? What's great?
Ranma: That you....*pause* YOU PERVERT! That's the 6th time this week you did that excuse! *pushes Ryoga into pond*
Ryoga: *blushing* Er...sorry, Ranma. It's just....your so damn HOT as a guy! *pause* GIRL! I meant GIRL!!!
Mousse: *walks up to Ranma and hugs him* Shampoo!
Ranma: I'm not...*pause* Mousse, take off that big, bulky cloak...
Mousse: *keels over*
Akane: *walks over* SO.
Ranma: WAH! *stops groping Mousse's body* Uh...uh....Meow? I'm a cat...meow, and uh..he's a duck....meow meow....and I'm uh....tearing him apart! Meow! Uh...uhh...*shoves Ryoga into the pond*
Akane: Ryoga!
Ryoga: (now P-chan) oink!
Ranma: Yoiks. Talk about a distraction.
P-chan: Oink....(uh oh...)
Akane: Ry-ryoga? P-p-p-chan? You mean...?
Ranma: Ehehehe....they're one and the same Akane.
Akane: So then....Oh my god! All those times you took P-chan away to little secluded spots...
Ranma: Yup. Now you know!
Akane: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH RYOGA BEHIND MY BACK! I mean, P-chan....maybe.....but RYOGA? You pervert!!!!
Ranma: I ain't sleeping with Ryoga you ditz!!!
Ryoga: (now Ryoga by some miracle of nature) Hey! What about all those times you poured hot water on me? And DIDN'T put clothes on me first? What about those times? Huh?
Ranma: I didn't see anything big!
Akane: Ranma! Don't get personal!
Ryoga: *looks hurt* Oh yeah, like you're any better!
Ranma: I didn't mean it THAT way!!! And anyway....AKANE! He slept with you!
Akane: Oh. *pause* OH! Ryoga....uh...those magazines....were just....damn, no I meant...that thing with Kuno...and uh, Shampoo last Thursday....it was....for a uh....play! No, I swear!
Ryoga: Actually, it kinda turned me on.
Ranma: *passes out*