Consider This

A/N: Final Fantasy VII (c) Square-Enix.

-

"Y'know what, Tseng? You ought to get out more."

"…"

"Y'know, go see a movie, eat a hotdog, hit on some girls…"

"…Reno-"

"Go ice skating or go fishing… or go hit on some girls!"

"Reno-"

"Heck, go parasailing, bungee jump, hit on some girls! Anything other than sit on your butt in your blue suit doing nothing but write reports in your stuffy office the entire day."

"Reno, if you've finished prattling about-"

"In fact, the only time you EVER go out is when we need to go on some sorta assignment. And even then, you don'tstop to smell the flowers."

"Re-"

"Fine, granted there aren't any flowers to smell in the city but heck, you could at least go do something other than shoot other people, right?"

There was no use. Reno was in one of his moods again.

One of his I'll-pretend-to-not-know-any-better-and-continue-to-talk-about-completely-useless-topics-until-my-team-captain-threatens-to-shoot-my-good-for-nothing-arse-and-kick-drop-me-off-the-73rd-floor-of-a-high-rise-building moods.

Tseng sighed and decided to wait until Reno came to a halt. His fifteen minute speech had included suggestions on what to do with his spare time (this included juggling, fire-eating and cabbage growing), a lecture on the importance of spaghetti and back to the speech on getting his priorities straight, like putting relaxation in front of work for one thing.

Tseng had remained poker faced the entire time. "Are you finished?"

"…pretty much."

"Good. Now consider this."

"What?"

The figure of Tseng raised an eyebrow and a transparent arm to wave in front of Reno's face.

"We're dead."

Rude had a resigned expression on his face while Elena sweat dropped. Reno started.

"…oh. Right."

There was a somewhat awkward pause.

Then, Reno shrugged. "Well, anyway, since we're dead, we've got all the time in the world to do all the stuff we never got to do, right? There's got to be some sort of rollercoaster we can haunt or something…"

Tseng exchanged looks with the other Turks.

This wasn't what he'd been expecting when he reunited with his former comrades in the Lifestream.

The End.

-

A/N: Basically, everyone grew old, lived out their lives and then passed on thus entering the Lifestream. And if the dead in FF7 don't usually do that, then well, I apologize. (No, I don't have the game or a PS platform) Thanks for reading.