A/N: So, since this is in the Tangled Section. You peeps probably didn't even read my other story, Beauty and the Beast: Mixed Version Parody. So I will introduce you to Max. Max, say hello.
Max: Hi. HA! See? I said Hi, not hello.
...okay. Now, he has a white shirt with his long sleeves rolled up, a brown vest (not buttoned), black pants, brown boots, black short hair and gauntlets on both arms. See, those make him come into the Disney movies. One makes his thoughts of an object in any Disney movie appear, and one makes him come into the movies and out. Mostly out. He'll act with every Disney character, but he will not alter the timeline. Okay, NOW PLEASE DON'T LEAVE. It'll be funny and good, I promise. :D Oh, and this will be in script form so it's easier to read...I think.
Oh, and the person in parentheses is me. ^-^ I dunno why I chose parentheses over my own name...
Read on!
Screen shows a tree with Flynn's Wanted poster on it. With his nose fixed. For the first time. AHHAHAH. Get it? It's the first part of this movie...yeah.
Flynn: This is the story, of how I die-
Max: Sup.
Flynn: What the? *sigh* Max, why are you here? *he was narrating actually after the story, so it's possible he knows Max already*
Max: Princess (Rapunzel) told me you were narrating her whole life story. So I thought I could help you.
Flynn: But!
(LET. HIM. NARRATE. With you)
Flynn: *groans* Oh fine!
Max: Now watch out! I tend to not say the exact wording.
Flynn: This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn't even mine.
Max: No it isn't. You're just in the story.
Flynn: Darn it Max-
Max: This is actually the story of a girl named, Rapunzel.
Flynn: It starts with the Sun.
Max: Ah yes. The Sun. The one that brings the brightness, and makes people look cool. Once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens.
Screen shows a drop of gold falling.
(That was right)
Max: Booyah.
Flynn: Anyways, from this single drop of sunlight, grew a magic, golden flower. It had the ability to heal the sick and injured.
Screen shows a pretty gold flower.
Random Dood That Will Appear Throughout The Story (as "Same Random Dood"): PRETTY!
Max: *ahem*
An old woman appears from the shadows.
Max: You see that ugly woman? She's important. As important as the Gold Flower. Except one's prettier! *laughs* Oh, um...nevermind.
Flynn: Uh huh. Well, centuries passed and a hop skip and a boat ride away, there grew a kingdom.
Max: The kingdom was ruled by a beloved King and Queen, that for once, is not evil. But very nice.
Flynn: The Queen was, well, about to have a baby. She got sick. Really sick.
The screen shows the Queen in bed, with the King by her side.
Max: She probably ate a bad apple. Oh shoot! Someone poisoned her! I'd bet it's that old lady from-
(THIS IS NOT SNOW WHITE)
Flynn: Max, no one did. She just got sick.
Max: Just like that?
Flynn: Just like that.
Max: ...why?
Flynn: I have no idea.
Max: Anyway. The Queen was running out of time. And well, that's usually when people look for a miracle. A magic golden flower, in this case. Everyone knew about it, since it was so magical.
(There we go with the 'magical's again)
Screen shows the guards with cool looking armor trying to find the magic golden flower and the old lady going to the flower.
Flynn: Ah, I'd told you she'd be important!
Max: Actually, I did.
Flynn: *mutters* Shuttup. *more clearly* You see, instead of sharing the Sun's (accidental) gift, this woman, Mother Gothel, hoarded it's healing power and used it to keep herself young for hundreds of years.
Max: And all she had to do, was sing a special song that should've been extended.
Screen shows Mother Gothel singing to the flower.
Gothel: Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power shine. Make the clock reverse. Bring back what once was mine. What once was mine. *face youngens...that's not even a word*
Flynn: Alright, you get the gist? She sings to it, she turns young, creepy right?
Max: Very creepy. The creepiest I've seen since Princess Aurora's face when she woke up from the spell.
The cool looking guards from the kingdom found the flower right after Gothel sang to it and...knocked the bush hiding thingy...over.
Max: That was stupid.
Guards: We've found it!
Max: In a stupid way.
Flynn: Max.
Max: Sorry for speaking the truth.
Scene Change To The Queen in Bed drinking the...flower. Ew.
Max: The magic of the flower healed the queen. And a healthy baby girl was born, with nice golden hair.
Screen shows Rapunzel (whoops, I already said it).
Flynn: I'll give you a hint. That's Rapunzel.
Max: We already know that.
Flynn: Oh okay. Now who's fault was that?
(Dood, chill. Are you deaf? I just said that I did it four lines ago)
Same Random Dood: OOOOOH.
Max: To celebrate the young princess's birth, the King and Queen launched a lantern into the sky.
Screen shows the King and Queen releasing a lantern with Rapunzel in their hands.
Flynn: And for that one moment, everything was perfect.
Max: And then the Gothel person who is obviously a bad guy breaks into the castle and sings her song we never knew where it came from.
Mother Gothel: Flower, gleam and glow. Let your power shine. *Rapunzel's hair glows* Make the clock re- *gasps at brown hair that she cut*
Max: So, now at this time-
Flynn: You should know that her hair turns brown when someone cuts it. Gothel broke into the castle, stole the child, and just like that-
Gothel swishes her cloak like Batman or something.
Batman: Batman...WOO.
(Oh, man)
Max: Gone.
Same Random Dood: Just like that. *snaps fingers*
(Yeah...)
Flynn: The kingdom searched and searched but they could not find the princess. For deep within the forest, in a hidden tower, Gothel raised the child as her own.
Scene change to a pretty tower that was just there in the forest and cut to inside the tower.
Young Rapunzel (Kinda like Young Link): Heal what has been hurt. Change the fate's design. Save what has been lost. Bring back what once was mine. What once was mine.
Gothel turns young again with some weird "whooosh" thingy. You know?
Max: Gothel has found her new flower. And she was determined to keep it hidden, like a ninja.
(I don't understand what that has to do with anything)
Flynn: You know. Ninjas are always hidden and stuff.
Max: Exactly.
(BUT IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE...so just get on with the story)
Young Rapunzel: Why can't I go outside?
Gothel: BECAUSE I WANT YOUR HAIR! MUHAHAHHA!
*imagination disappears*
Flynn: What was that?
(My imagination)
Max: That makes no sense. Because this whole story is your imagination.
Same Random Dood: OH SHOOT. It's an imagination within an imagination.
(INCEPTION)
*awkward moment of silence*
(Sorry)
Gothel: The outside world is a dangerous place, filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here, where you're safe. Do you understand, flower?
Young Rapunzel: Yes, mommy.
Max: What the freak. You just called your "daughter" flower. Bad guys these days are so obvious.
Flynn: Alright then. But the walls of that tower could not hide everything. Each year, on her birthday, the King and Queen released thousands of lanterns into the sky, in hope that one day, their lost princess would return.
(Pretty lanterns. What? They are pretty)
Scene change from night, to day. And outside Rapunzel's tower...or on the window, or something. You watched this movie, you should remember.
Pascal flees from the window and camouflages with vase.
Rapunzel: *opens window door thingy suddenly* Ha! Hmm. Well I guess Pascal's not here...*walks back inside*
(Where's Max, by the way?)
Pascal sniggers but Rapunzel finds him and pulls him up with her hair.
Rapunzel: Gotcha!
Pascal screams, in a...chameleon way. I dunno how chameleons scream. Ask your science teacher, if he/she's not dead. HA.
(Okay...)
Rapunzel: *sets Pascal down* That's twenty-two for me. *sits down* How about twenty-three out of forty-five?
(ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS)
Rapunzel pauses.
(Sorry)
Pascal frowns at her.
Rapunzel: Okay, well, what do you wanna do?
Pascal motions with his tail to go outside.
(You are outside. HA)
Rapunzel: Yeah, I don't think so. I like it in here and so do you.
Pascal sticks his tongue out very briefly.
(Awww)
Rapunzel: Oh come on Pascal, it's not so bad in here.
Max: Sup.
(There you are)
Max: *is at the bottom of the tower* Yeeaah.
(Musical number is coming up)
Max: Okay, so...what do you want me to do for the next, two minutes?
(Sit there until the song stops. Actually, do it right before the last lines)
Max: Okay. But, why?
(Cause Gothel is gonna come up and be like "OH MY GAH THERE'S A PERSON HERE TO STEAL MY FLOWER")
Max: Oh. Then I'll just, *walks over to the back of the tower with the hidden passage* take some of these rocks out so I could get up there immediately.
(Alright then. THEN HURRY UP WE JUST MISSED SOME LINES IN THE SONG)
Max: *hurries to get the rocks out* Oh shoot, oh shoot, oh freaking- DARN IT, GET OFF.
(Hm hmm)
Scene Change to Rapunzel singing her song that gets into your head.
(Oh, and did anyone notice that she finished her chores in fifteen minutes? I take like, two hours)
Rapunzel: I'll add a few new paintings to my gallery. *paints* I'll play guitar *plays and knit *knits* and cook *cooks* and basically, just wonder when will my life begin? *wonders*
Max: *in the background out of the screen* That's getting annoying!
(Sorry)
Rapunzel paints the lights/lanterns/glowing stuff/ pretty squares, whatever.
Rapunzel: Then after lunch it's puzzles and darts and baking. Papier-mache, a bit of ballet and chess! Pottery and ventriloquy, candle-making. Then I'll stretch, maybe sketch, take a climb, sew a dress!
(Awww, Pascal is so cute!)
Same Random Dood: I HAVE THAT SAME FACE RAPUNZEL HAS WHEN I SEE A PRETTY GIRL. *looks at Rapunzel with that face and holds up a sign with "Rapunzel Fanclub" on it*
(...he's in multiple fanclubs, if you didn't read my other parody story)
Rapunzel: And I'll re-read the books if I have time to spare. I'll paint the walls some more, I'm sure there's room somewhere. And then I'll brush and brush and brush and brush my hair. Stuck in the same place I've always been. *spreads hair around* And I'll keep wondering and wondering and wondering and wondering. When will my life begin?
(*eats popcorn and stops* OH MY GAH, MAX! HURRY UP!)
Max: AHHH! *takes out last rock and runs inside*
(No, no, no, no, no! Take your time, right now)
Max slows down his walking.
(There ya go)
Rapunzel: Tomorrow night, the lights will appear. Just like they do on my birthday each year. What is it like out there where they glow? Now that I'm older, *paints herself on the painting with the lanterns* Mother might just let me go...
Mother Gothel: WELL TOO BAD *beep*.
*imagination disappears*
Max: What is in your mind?
(Sorry)
A/N: Soooo. I had to end it sometime. :D The next chapter will be longer.
So, please review! And tell me your thoughts about Max! Thanks for reading! ^-^
OH NOES! Short Thingamajig Number 1! (was shown in my other parody story, please check it out. ^-^)
Max: So...people better start calling you by your full name, or this will get really confusing.
Maximus: *neighs and nods*