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Sasuke's Tomatoes
Sasuke was being held in an interrogation room. Naruto and had finally brought him back to Konoha. The only light in the room was a dim lit lightbulb hanging from the ceiling. He was tied to a chair with chakra strings so he couldn't escape, and his katana was confiscated. Soon a dark figure stepped out of the shadows of the room. Sasuke looked up to face the figure. It was former friend Naruto. Naruto was holding a bat on his shoulder. He looked at the Uchiha with hateful eyes.
"We finally caught you Sasuke." Naruto said in a emotionless voice. Sasuke stayed silent. "Everybody was taking it very hard, when you left Konoha I mean." Naruto took a fold up table and sat it in front of Sasuke. "Especially Sakura."
Sasuke finally spoke up. "I don't care what happened while I was gone. The only thing that mattered to me was defeating him. Gaining more power. I have no use for you and the others." His words were cold. They hie Naruto like a million pointy icecicles. "As soon as your guard is down, I'm going to leave again."
"That's too bad Sasuke." Naruto said smirking and lightly tapping the bat on his shoulder. "Bring them in." Naruto yelled. What came in the door were a big bag of tomatoes. But not just any tomatoes, they were Sasuke's tomatoes. Naruto took one of the tomatoes out of the bag and sat it on the table in front of Sasuke. Sasuke stared at him with a confusing look.
"So I guess the only way to persuade you is to destroy what you love most." Naruto raised the bat and smashed the tomatoe.
"OHMYGOD!" Sasuke shouted. "What are you doing?" Naruto took out two more tomatoes and smashed them. "NARUTO WHAT ARE YOU DOING." Sasuke watched in horror.
"The way you feel right now Sasuke, that's the way I felt when you left." Naruto took out another tomato and smashed it. "But it wasn't just me who felt that way. Sakura, Ino, Kakashi Sensei, EVERYONE!" Naruto smashed a tomato for every name he called.
"NARUTO! Stop!" Sasuke screamed. This went on for hours until he was down to the last two tomatos. Sasuke felt like he was in Itachi's genjutsu all over again. Losing more of what he loved. Naruto smashed another tomato. "OKAY NARUTO! I'M SORRY. I PROMISE I WON'T LEAVE ANY MORE. JUST STOP SMASHING MY TOMATOS!"
"That's what I thought." Naruto reached into the bag and put the tomato on the table. "He dropped the bat and stopped at the door. "Welcome back, teme." Naruto said as he walked out of the room. Sasuke just sit there, his face stained with tears, with a single tomato in front of him."
THE END
A/N: I know it sucked but I thought it was hilarious. I laughed my but off while writing this. Comment and review.