Ok this is my first story(well on anyways) I thought pretty hard to make up this story and its ok I think. let's get One thing straight I will tourture C.Falcon! STupid Falcon! IF you are a captain falcon fan, I will get you! PLease review!

Disclaimer: I do not own any nintendo characters. sighs or the Capcom company.

"The Link master prevails again" shouted Link who had won over ice climbers and Samus. Link ,a Hyrulian, was feeling extremly lucky today. He felt he could do anything .

" You cheated " Cried Samus who was clinging on to a ledge, dangling for her life.

" I cheated? You almost hit me with that lethal laser cannon"

"Well, you put me and ice climbers at level 1! And then you bribed Ice climbers to lose"

" Um... I did it out of love" said Link trying to make up a good excuse.

" Sure. So when you hung Popo on top of the temple with nothing but his underwear on you were trying to say I Love you"

"Exactly."

"And when you" Link pulled Samus up of the ledge and covered Samus' mouth with duct tape.

"There shall be no talk about what happened to Nana. It was her idea not mine"

"MMMM!MUH" mumbled Samus.

"You know, duct tape looks good on you. Makes you seem slimer ,which reminds me, you need to lose some weight."

"Help! HELP" LInk looked up. It was Popo.

"Hey, Poo poo"

"It's Popo"

"Sure? You look like a Poo poo to me. "

"I'm sure.Now get me down from here."

" Down?"

"Yes, down"

"Are you sure?"

"Of course I'm sure! Get me down now!"

"Ok." Link pulled his bow and and arrow out. He aimed and fired. The arrow cut trough Popo's underwear ,leaving him with no clothes , and Popo fell down... downer... low... dangerously low... and he's...gone! Link watched every second of this heartwarming moment(well to Link it was heartwarming anyway) "Ha ha Sucker! That's what you get for messing with the master"

2 days after the fight in the meeting room of Nintendo:

Angry , screaming, swearing Nintendo characters filled the room of Nintendo. Outside other characters chanted "KILL LINK" Even the Pokemon were burning any Link -related objects.

"What do we do" asked Peach as she nervously paced around the room.

"I say we sell Link to the dreaded company that is Capcom" (no offense Capcom fans) shouted Fox with a fist full of rage.

"I say you grab him and I'll destroy him personally." said Ganondorf .

"No Ganondorf , remember no destroying people in broad daylight or on a full stomach." said Zelda wagging her finger at him.

"And Nintendo was just recovering from the Pikachu incedent." Said Peach.

"Oh , yeah. That was funny" laughed Ness.

"Maybe for you it was. I still have a scar, want to see" said Bowser.

"We are a-getting off-a topic. " said Mario ,the president of Nintendo.

" True, what do we do with Link? If we let him stay he'll destoy the company." said Fox. " Just like Link did to Popo."

" That was a good funeral. Especially because there was food." said Kirby drooling on his chair.

" And If that was not bad enough, Nana is so tramatized she can't even go to sleep without the sun shining and steel bars on her windows." said Zelda." I never knew Link could be that much of a criminal."

" I don't get it. What did Link do to Nana" asked Ness. Zelda leaned over and whispered into Ness' ear. Ness' eyes grew wide as Zelda finshed whispering." I think I'm going to be sick."

"He's not that bad." said Zelda.

"Now I know I'm going to be sick."said Ness.

" Say where is Link anyways" ,asked Peach.

"I told him a group of crippled puppies was coming to town and he ran as fast as he could carrying his sword and HAVE A NICE FUNERAL cards in his arms." ,answered Zelda.

"Hmm... I've got an idea! We get young Link to remind the older one one how a hero acts" ,Shouted Fox.

"That would have worked if young Link would not have been HUNG this morning for appearing like his older self." ,Said Ganondorf." If you asked me, that little punk deserved it! Always poking his nose in other peoples buiness.Always stopping my plans."

"Food good." said Kirby.

"Anyone care what this pink ball of bubble gum saids?" ,asked Ness.

"I'm not bubble gum, I'm a pink balloon." ,said Kirby"If I was bubble gum, I'd eat myself." Everyone stared at Kirby with a puzzled look on their faces.

"KIrby, did you take your medication this morning", asked Fox.

"...maybe..."

"Look we are a getting WAY off-a topic" yelled Mario."We need a plan here and -a now"

"I can give you a plan."

Everyone looked back. It was a teen with blacked hair as dark as a moonless night, a sword with the souls of a hundred warriors, a small grin that would turn Medusa herself into stone, no light could ever win in the darkness of his heart. It was the one called Shadow Link.

"We don't need plans from goth guys." said Peach.

" Funny, I always thought Goth guys looked like this." He pulled out a picture of Mario with a red mohawk, red lipstick, a black robe and black boots.

"Oh my god! It's Catwoman" Shouted Zelda.Mario snached the picture away from Shadow Link.

"Think that's my only copy? HA! Either listen to me or that picture will be on the internet faster than you can get your red hair dye."

"...Let's a hear it."

"Ok..."

"That's crazy!" shouted Zelda.

"It's the perfect plan."said Fox.

"Tommorrow the plan goes into action." Said Shadow Link with a small grin.

Crappy, isn't it or is it good? Tell the truth. I thought It went out pretty well.The next chapter is going to be a lot funnier that I can say. Oh I forgor to mention that I do not own catwoman so don't sue! Now, I command you, write a review!