Once upon a time, it was a dark and stormy night, on a bright and sunny morning, and yet, in the beginning, there was a planet, and the planet said "" because it was a planet and couldn't talk. Soon afterwards, huge spaceships departed in disguise as embryos to fertilise the other planets. Soon afterwards, one these spaceships crashed into a planet an awful lot like earth that happened to be called earth. And then another spaceship crashed into it by mistake, and so a great war started. Eventually, earth won, and knowledge is key.
Many a very long times later, Kaworu stood at a bus stop and gazed upon the horizon. There, he saw Shinji, and it him feel gooood. But then he turned around, and saw his brother, who was also his son, killing everyone. This did not make him feel good, because everyone did not asked to be killed. And then he got hit by Misato's car.
This was sad, as Misato had a very nice car and Kaworu's body put a dent in it. And then the angel reached Adam except it didn't because it wasn't Adam. And then the angel got annoyed and killed itself. This is a very good way to defeat angels, but Gendo is a dick.
Meanwhile in Shinji, Misato's car pulled up at the railway station, but down the road there was Rei Ayanami, who ran away because there was an angel attacking. Meanwhile in Rei Ayanami, Rei was secretly desperately in love with the boy who sat in the classroom window in the classroom on the opposing side of the school courtyard to her classroom, but she didn't tell anyone because she doesn't know how to communicate.
One day, Hikari punched Rei in the face, and then she died. Hikari was arrested, and Rei testimonied against her in court. At this point the case against Hikari collapsed, as Rei clearly wasn't dead otherwise she wouldn't have provided a testimony against her in court.