My Letter

by The Terrapin

Cagalli writes a letter to Athrun. Irony.

Author's Note: Hello. Prepare for the lamest oneshot ever written.

I just wanted to say that I think you are the most snobbish, competitive, arrogant, smug, chauvinistic, annoying, insensitive and dense asshole I have ever met.

AND you really stink when you perspire.

AND you are way too competitive.

AND you look down on girls.

AND you're so tall that it sucks.

AND you always correct me when I made a mistake by accident.

AND you have green eyes that I want.

AND you eat so much and don't get fat.

AND you always talk to me like I'm your maid.

AND you're usually so mean and insensitive.

AND you don't look at people when they talk to you.

AND your wit makes me nauseous.

AND you think you're God's gift to women.

AND you think you're so amazing.

AND you're so damn dense.

AND you suck.

AND I hate your friggin' attitude.

AND I hate your arrogance.

AND I hate that you're so oblivious to everything around you.

AND I really, really like you.

AND you suck for making me like you.

Author's Note: Ciao. Kinda miss writing since I stopped IHY2. LOL.