A large bus from Bikini Bottom, the kind that we are all familiar with, drove up to the recently closed Krusty Krab and dropped off several passengers. Out stepped Spongebob, Squidward, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs, all but Mr. Krabs wearing white coats.
"Well that was the worst eleven minutes of my life" Squidward said.
"Oh, medical school wasn't so bad!" Spongebob said.
"Well that's easy for you to say, we got kicked out before our first lesson!"
"We were just in medical school?" Patrick asked. Mr Krabs silenced them.
"We've got some renovating to do boys!" Mr. Krabs said cheerfully. He walked up to the door and unlocked it, holding it open for the others. They were in shock when they stepped inside. The whole interior looked like the lobby of a hospital, but there were no rooms.
"Won't we need rooms to check patients into?" Squidward asked.
"Oh, I almost forgot!" Mr. Krabs said. He walked outside and threw a "Hospital in a can" onto the roof of the Krusty Krab. The can vibrated, and then grew upward until it had turned into multiple floors of rooms.
"It figures" Squidward said. "What haven't they put in a can?"
"Mayonnaise!" Patrick answered proudly. Squidward sighed.
"But Mr. Krabs, four people isn't enough to run a hospital!" Spongebob complained.
"Sure it is!" Mr. Krabs said. "I'll man the front desk, Spongebob and Patrick will be the doctors, and Squidward will be the nurse!" he said.
"I most certainly will not!" Squidward chimed in.
"Sure you will!" Mr. Krabs said. "Or I'll fill your life with misery and woe, even if you quit!" Squidward growled. Mr. Krabs handed Squidward a complete nurse's outfit and told him to "Go change, and make it quick!"
"Spongebob, you will have patients on floor 2-16, and Patrick will have patients on floors 17-30" Mr. Krabs said.
"You actually built a 30-floor hospital?" Squidward asked, now sprouting the nurse's outfit. "And you expect Patrick to serve that many patients, let alone even find the right floor number!?"
"Sure, Patrick's a smart cookie!" Mr. Krabs said, gesturing to Patrick, who was currently gnawing on his stethoscope.
This is going to be even more of a disaster than the hotel! Squidward thought.