Once upon a time there was an old hag. Her name was Marilyn Simpson. She was really old, really ugly, and really annoying.
One day, Marilyn went for a walk to future King Arthur's palace. Upon arrival, the Knights of the Round Table dashed out screaming, "First a dragon! Now this hag?" She snorted. All of a sudden…
A dragon appeared! It peed on her and created a great odor. Then a mutated hamster ate her! The citizens rejoiced!
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