The Cullens

Chapter 1. Screaming:

ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!! Edward and Alice came running down the stairs screaming

"WHAT?" everyone asked

"I need Bella!" Edward screamed

"I need shopping!" Alice screamed

Then they bought run off…

15 min and a confused Bella, screaming Edward and the Cullen's home later.

BPOV:

ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ!!! Edward screamed all the way to my house, in my house and in Charlie's face so we had to run before he could get his gun, and then Edward screamed all the way back to his house too!

"STOP SCREAMING!" I scouted when we walked in to the house.

In the house everything was messed up. All the furniture's in the living room were sett up so someone could hide behind it. When we locked around it 4 scared vampires locked up and screamed to us. Alice was back. With new clothes. " WE ALL GOING DIE!!" Alice, Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie screamed.

I was confused… what could be the Cullen's greatest fear?!?

A long time and a house full of screaming vampires, a not so confused anymore Bella later…

"I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I'm better than you, I sung as I danced around the living room.

Edward tried to read everyone's mind (like that will help)… Jasper constantly changed everyone's feelings, Alice had new visions and (screaming) she told us what will happen in 10 seconds, every 5 second… Emmett and Rosalie was running around on the floor until Emmett sat down and went back and fourth saying, "it is not real, it is not real, it is not real, it is not real."

Then Carlisle and Esme came home.

"What the (here came a very special little word) is going on here!?" Carlisle said confused.

"WE WILL HAVE COOKING IN SCHOOL THIS YEAR!!!" Everyone screamed.

Then everyone but me started to scream again. Carlisle and Esme tried to calm Rosalie down… She was going trough walls now and breaking all the furniture's.

Some time and a not screaming Cullen family later.

Carlisle had finally stop the screaming by saying:

"I'M TAKING YOU ALL TO THE THERAPY CENTRE WE WENT TO SOME TIME AGO!!"

"You wouldn't dare" Alice said.

"Oh yes I would" Carlisle answered.

"No, it is OK. We just let Jasper kill him like last time." Emmett said.

" YOU GUYS ARE MEAN!! I NEVER MEND TO HURT THAT OTHER ONE!! Jasper screamed running to his room.

Everyone started laughing, and we fall over when we heard that he put on spice girls and started talking to his teddy bear. Alice run up to him as soon she had stop laughing.

3 days later and first day of school with COOKING.

I had cooking with Edward and Alice. YEAY!!

When we got into the kitchen I smelled food. Alice and Edward stayed close to me and locked scared. We had ms. Pumpkin in cooking (We al wonder if it was just the fact that she looked like a pumping or if the parents had fun with the name.)

She putts us in groups of four. Me, Alice, Edward and Angela in one group.

OK, I can cook. Edward and Alice didn't' want to touch anything in the room. And Angela couldn't cook, at all. I mean she couldn't even boil water without let it get burn. I mean it how can you burn water? But she did it. It was big black spots in the bottom. Anyway ower fist task was to make tomato soup, whit a bag. You just had to boil water and but the stuff in it.

Edward and Alice standing in a corner, screaming when I came to them with a tomato. Angela constantly trying to help me but ended up with tomato in her face. And then silly me tripped in my own legs and Edward saving me but got all the finish soup spilled on him self! Edward screamed and fell down to the floor constantly tried to rub the soup of. Alice standing in the corner in shock over her brother. I tried to apologize and Angela rolling down on the floor laughing, and Edward screamed " IT LOOK'S LIKE BLOOD!!"

Alice started screaming for help and help got there. Meaning that Jasper came. He stood in shock and then grabs Alice and they both run away screaming.

Then ms. Pumping came with the principal and we all got detection.