Luffy and Devil Fruits

Ope Ope no Mi

''Ope Ope no...'' a lad with messy black hair chanted, he had a knife on hand. Blue film surrounded the men in white and blue uniform and the lad. ''Meat cut!'' the lad did messy slashes in the air. Suddenly, his opponents were sliced. Torsos, limbs, lower halves and heads were floating in the air.

''AHHH! WE'RE KILLED!'' the men cried out as they float, their body parts deattached to where they really belong. ''Huh?'' Question marks floated around.

''Ope Ope no...'' Monkey D. Luffy chanted once again, his hands motioning a certain movement. It was like to go round? ''Whirlpool!''

Marine body parts began to twirl like a whirlpool. Men were 'manly' shouting for their lives.

''Attach.'' another gesture from Luffy then the body parts went attaching randomly.

Marines had their 'DAFAQ' faces before arguing which is whose.

''What the hell are you?'' green-head Roronoa Zoro asked.

''Me? I'm an operation man. I think?'' Luffy said to his first mate. ''The ability doesn't suit well to me though.''

Bara Bara no Mi

''Bara Bara no Pistol!'' Luffy shouted as his fist flew to a certain face head on. ''Since you don't like being punch, I can give you hundreds of them for free!''

Kuro growled. ''What are you?''

''I'm a chop chop man!'' Luffy grinned. ''Swords wont work against me.''

''Well, shit.''

Suba Suba no Mi

Luffy sat on his special seat with garments covering his whole body.

''It's so HOT~!'' he whined.

''Deal with it.'' Nami said from her chair.

''But, but...''

''Take it off and we wont be saving you again.''

It was already a hundredth time he slipped over board... today

Moku Moku no Mi

''Huh?'' Nami raised a brow.

''Is there something wrong, Nami-swan?'' Sanji asked, he placed a drink in front of Nami.

''There shouldn't be clouds here.'' Nami said. ''Sky should be perfectly clear.''

Zoro said from the deck, ''That's because it's not a cloud... It's Luffy!''

Hito Hito no Mi

Eustass Kid and Trafalgar Law found themselves smile as they saw the second highest bounty punched the Celestial Dragon in the face.

''He's just as crazy as the rumor says.'' Kid said, his crew were the only ones to hear it.

Chaos ensues. Nobles began to rush out of the auction house. But the Kid Pirates and Heart Pirates stayed. They have to watch the show till the end. Straw Hat crew were fighting with goons and Dark King Rayleigh happened. A few moments later...

''That was a nice show you have shown, Straw Hat Luffy.'' Kid said. ''I'm pleased to meet you but I wont wait for the marine admiral to come here. I'll do you guys a favor to in wiping the marines outside.''

The other two captains frowned at the cockiness of the red-head. Moments later, the three were heading out of the auction house bickering their head off. There again chaos ensues, the captain of the Heart and Kid Pirates went and showed their abilities off.

''Man, you guys sure have weird powers.'' Luffy said.

''I'm impressed that you even survived this far nevertheless having the second highest bounty out of the supernovas when you're not even a devil fruit user.'' Law said as he looked at the youngest captain.

''Eh? But I ate a devil fruit. I sink whenever I splash to the sea.'' Luffy said.

''Oh? What would that be?'' Kid asked, curious of what the lad had eaten to get this far.

''Hito Hito no Mi.''

What?

''What? I'm sorry. I could've heard wrong.'' Law said.

''Hito Hito no Mi.'' Luffy repeated. ''I guess I'm a human man!'' he laughed.

Moment of silence. And Kid spoke again.

''Are you stupid?''

''What we said.'' chorused the Straw Hats as they went down the stair hearing Kid. They didn't hear the whole thing but they could pretty guess what the subject they were talking about.

''But I really thought it was a dessert back then when I was a kid!''

Straw Hat Luffy was... In another world from them, another league.

The Law and Kid concluded.

''We've got a burning reindeer!'' Luffy happily announced.

Yes, another league and world indeed. Or did his parents dropped him as an infant perhaps?

''I could offer you my services.'' Law said, in midst of chaos. ''I'm a surgeon and my ability is really befitting of what I am.''

Some Straw Hats stared at him in confusion. Robin had an inkling of what the other pirates have been thinking since the revelation of Luffy's stupidity.

''Is that an offer to cut up Luffy in the head and check if there's damages in his brain?'' she asked.

If it was Law's character to roll his eyes, he could have done it long ago. ''Damage is there and done, Nico-ya.'' he said. ''I'm offering for a brain transplant. You can find brain donors on your own.''

Nami, then, said. ''As much as we want to take your offer, I think our captain is pretty much sane on his own.''

''But, Nami, we can finally-''

''Shut it, Usopp. No one messes Luffy's head.''

They were actually considering the offer seriously. Kid Pirates and Heart Pirates stared at the rival crew. They were bickering to themselves. Some were really serious of considering the offer. Rayleigh just laughed at the youths.

OmAkE/ExTra: Timeline - Two Years Later

#1

''Alright.'' Law said. ''I'm going to go to the lab to investigate the drugs they gave to the children.''

Luffy and Usopp were grinning in the background.

''Where's your doctor? We'll need distraction to get Ceasar out of his laboratory.''

Law slightly gaped (he doesn't do that especially on public). Shit and for most, how did this reindeer became their doctor?

''Torao, your coat's on fire.''

Law looked down. Yes, truly. His favorite coat was on fire. ''What?'' he put out the fire with the surrounding snow. The coat wasn't damaged much. It was like a singeto a burn. Okay, it wasn't damaged that much.

''Chopper's our doctor and a devil fruit user. He ate Mera Mera no Mi.'' Usopp explained.

Law was sure he wouldn't be surprised anymore since the last two years especially when he met the Straw Hats the first time. Yes, they did crazy things and have a reindeer, cyborg, a skeleton on board. Not to remember, a stupid captain. But really, whether it was the gods or fate... destiny... They've really have gone bored to their bones and fucked off. A flaming reindeer and a stupid already-human captain. Yup, definitely bored.
Then the two doctors walked away from the ruins of Vegapunk's main and original lab.

Plans first, Law thought, walking on the white snow. He does not have luxury thinking of stupid things.

#2

They had shortly left Punk Hazard after 'party'ing.

There's really something damaged in there and I know it. Law thought. I don't have time to think about it. The enemy's Doflamingo. Don't think of stupid things, Trafalgar Law!

''Hey,'' Nami called out.

Law turned. He saw the navigator, the sharpshooter and the doctor. ''What do you need, Nami-ya, Long nose-ya, Tony-ya?''

The three looked at him nervously. ''The offer from 2 years ago... Is it still standing?''

Law held back a smirk. ''Pick a brain of your choice'' I knew it!

A story out of boredom. I typed it at mid night. Thought I should post it. This fic will be series of one shots I guess. This might have a part two.