HOW TO ANNOY NATASHA ROMANOFF:
1. replace her weapons with plastic ones
2. hide said weapons
3. constantly tell everybody publicly that you ship Clintasha (while shes in the room)
4. put pink hair dye in her shampoo
5. nickname her Nat
6. follow her around with the James Bond theme tune on full blast
7. find a language she doesn't speak
8. talk endlessly in said language
9. get her to learn said language
10. convince her that it was made up and that she wasted her time