Dragon ball Randomness
By J.W. Appel
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ
Author's notes: this is a crackfic and will feature OOCness and major weirdness. Just a little tidbit while the sequel to PR Genesis is still in the works {but it's like 90% done so stay tuned!}
Chapter 1: Belching Contest
One day, The Z Gang was in outer space somewhere fighting another powerful foe and Bulma and Chichi were bored as usual. They were hanging out at Capsule Corporation when Bulma had an awesome idea. "OMG Chichi, I have an awesome idea!" She said, thus proving I'm not a liar "let's have a belching contest!"
"You are so on!" Chichi said in a super excited voice. They each got a soda and chugged bit before the burping started. "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!" Bulma belched loudly "beat that!"
"Weak!" Chichi belched louder "!" Bulma got mad and chugged more soda. "!"
Chichi then belched so loudly that the entire building shook. "!" Bulma was now more furious than she had even been and sucked in a lungful of air. "!"
Windows shattered and far out in space, the Z Gang and their enemy heard the belch. Vegeta did a facepalm. "That woman needs a hobby" he muttered referring to Bulma. "You've just been PWNED!" Bulma bragged as she did a victory dance.
Chichi pouted. She didn't like losing and was about to demand a rematch when a cough interrupted them. It was Bulma's forever young mom, Mrs. Briefs. Bulma got embarrassed now.
"Oh, hi mom!" She squeaked "we were just-"Mrs. Briefs held up her hand for silence and then sucked in air herself. She unleashed an almost demonic "!"
Bulma and Chichi both gasped in shock while Mrs. Briefs giggled. "What was that you girls said? Oh yeah! You got PWNED." Far out in space, Vegeta screamed "WHAT DID I MARRY INTO!"
Author's note: Sucks right? Just a little mindlessness to cure boredom. I might do more, might not. R/R if you want and keep a lookout for other, better works by me.