Yes this is a random story me and my friend angelmagical wrote together. We Dont own anything in this story that you think we do except the plot ...

The Quest for Harry's Dead Cookie Stolen by Evil Penguins.

Ron and Hermione were sitting in the Gryffindor common room one weekend on their own discussing random things when Harry burst in crying and screaming "MY COOKIE" he said.

"Harry what's wrong?" A frantic Hermione asked getting up from the chair.

"MY COOKIE!" Harry cried curling up into a ball and crying out heart wrenching sobs that shook his whole body.

"Mate which cookie? I mean 3 weeks ago it was choc chip then it was sugar cookies and don't you remember that whole experiment in trying to make your OWN cookies?" Ron asked flinching at the memory.

FLASHBACK

"Harry this is dangerous we could get expelled for this." Hermione said as she crept out from the invisibility cloak.

"Hermione we need to do it for the sake of man kind and for the safety of future wizards and witches." Harry said bravely.

"HARRY! Have you gone mental? I mean YOU COULD JUST ASK THE HOUSE ELVES BUT NOOOO YOU HAD TO MAKE YOUR OWN COOKIES!" An exasperated Ron cried.

"Geese Ron what's got your knickers in a twist today?" Harry asked getting out three cookie dough's and setting them on the table.

"WELL FOR ONE THING HERMIONE AND I WERE HAVING A HEATED DISCUSSION ON THE TOPIC OF LONELY OLD PEOPLE IN THE WORLD THAT HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN WRITE SOMETHING CALLED "FANFICTION" WHEN YOU COME IN SCREAMING ABOUT A COOKIE...oh wait that was already in the story." Ron said thoughtfully.

END FLASHBACK

"BUT THIS COOKIE WAS DIFFERENT" Harry said… "IT HAD SPRINKLES ON IT"

At this, Ron flung himself onto the ground next to Harry and started screaming "OH MY GOD NOT THE COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES ON IT!"

Harry, Stunned at what Ron had just done stopped crying and just stared at him, then remembering he was meant to be upset he started screaming again.

Hermione watched this all silently then got bored, she decided to join in for no apparent reason… Soon they were all crying and screaming and throwing tantrums when a bunch of people walked in and started staring at them.

The people staring eventually (much like Hermione) got bored and took to ripping the common room to shreds screaming and crying.

"HARRY POTTER AND COMPANY."A voice boomed of the walls.

"EXCUSE ME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND COMPANY? WEVE DID JUST AS MUCH WORK AS HIM!" Hermione and Ron screamed.

"OK FINE...HARRY POTTER AND 2 ANNOYING SIDEKICKS THAT ARE ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY GIRRAFES IF THEY DONT SHUT UP (at this Ron and Hermione shut up) WE HAVE STOLEN YOUR PREACIOUS COOKIE!" The voice boomed again.

"YOU MONSTER! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DUNCUN?" Harry screamed pounding his fists on the walls.

"Duncan?" Hermione asked confused.

"I thought he should have a name." Harry grinned sheepishly.

"HARRY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN DUNCUN? THAT COOKIE WAS A SYMBOL OF OUR LOVE! YU SAID YOU WOULD NAME IT ROARRY AFTER US! WHOS DUNCUN YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND MR? AND YOU GO AND "SHEEPISHLY GRIN" AS THE AUTHOR PUT IT TO HERMIONE AND IM STANDING RIGHT HERE!" Ron screamed coming up to Harry and slapping him.

Harry scared of the scary slapping Ron started crying again. Hermione walked up and then slapped Ron, which made Harry laugh, So Hermione slapped Harry which made him quiet then Ron laughed at Harry and Harry slapped him. Suddenly the voice boomed out again, "STOP SLAPPING EACH OTHER AND LISTEN TO ME, I HAVE DUNCAN AND IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME mumble mumble nah more than that mumble mumble A SQUAZILLION GALLEONS THEN I WILL EAT HIM MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

Harry Started crying AGAIN (wow he's a real wuss hey) then the other random people who were tearing apart the common room appeared again from nowhere including Draco Malfoy and various other people from other houses for some reason. Draco started eating a muffin with sprinkles that looked a tiny bit like a cookie which made Harry and Ron go crazy and lunge at him. And then they ate poor Draco's muffin. Draco just stood there wondering what that blur had been and where his muffin had gone, then he started crying too.

"MY MUFFIN WAAAAAAAAAA." Draco said as he ate the remaining crumbs of the muffin that were left on the floor.

"HA HA MALFOY BACK IN THE GROUND WHERE YOU BELONG." Ginny Weasley said coming into the room.

Malfoy started crying harder.

"Awww Malfoy ferret don't cry shhh its all ok." Hermione said taking his head in her lap and stroking his hair.

"Thank you know-it-all nerd bookworm Granger." Sniffed Malfoy.

"Know problems bouncy greasy ferret cya later." Hermione said getting up and pushing his head on the floor.

MEANWHILE THE EVIL VOICE THINKS HES BEEN FORGOTTEN

"LIKE I WAS SAYING BEFORE SCAR HEAD AND WEASEL BEE ATE THE POOR UNSUSPECTING MUFFIN...I WANT A SQUAZILLION GALLEONS OR THE COOKIE GETS IT!" The voice boomed.

"FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS FLUFFY AND UNIQUE WHO ARE YOU?" Harry screamed.

"I AM THE EVIL OVERLORD PENGUIN CALLED BOB!"

"Ooookkk..."Hermione said shrugging her shoulders and went back to pushing Malfoy's head in the mud.

Then out of nowhere a curtain appeared and the penguin holding a microphone was left looking at a script.

"YOU DIDNT SEE ANYTHING!" Bob said waving his little penguin arms and closing the curtains.

"IGNORE THAT PENGUIN THAT LOOKS IDENTICAL TO MYSELF HE IS ONLY THE JANITOR." Bob boomed.

Ron and Harry were getting pretty annoyed with this stupid voice that had stolen HARRYS COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES and wanted to get it back. "BOB" Harry called out,
"yeah? I mean YES WHAT IS YOU REQUIRE?" Bob answered.
"I WANT MY COOKIE BACK" Harry screamed and then ran around and started kicking all the walls and anyone he could find which now included Professor who had heard bob and wanted to look but of course, 'HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING'
Suddenly Neville walked in and decided to sit down and watch the action with some pop corn, but of course there wasn't really much for him to see because 'HE DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING'… all he saw were some random holes in the wall which Harry had kicked in and Ron crying in the corner and Hermione and Draco in another corner with Hermione bashing Draco's head into the wall. The rest of the random people had started to fall asleep.

"Woah." Was all Neville could say.

"HARRY POTTER WE SHALL MEET AGAIN." Bob boomed with an extra large boom that knocked Neville's popcorn off his lap.

"DAMN YOU BOB." Neville screamed as he tried to pick up the scattered popcorn.