Sexy Ramen Girls from Italy that are American:
This sounds better when you read it to yourself. My best friend Brandi wrote all this. It's wicked funny. Enjoysss!!!!
"PLEASE JUST ONE MORE BOWL FULL! I BEG YOU! JUST ONE MORE!! C'MON KAKASHI!!!!" Naruto begged.
"Just one more bowl of ramen!!!" He repeated.
"No, Naruto, first you must get more practice on that Sexy Jutsu, so Jiraiya will teach you the somoning jutsu!!!!" Kakashi said, in slight anger.
"But I already know the Sexy Jutsu!!!!!" Naruto said, exasperated.
"Seeeeee!!!!" he yelled. Naruto turns into girl but mystery fog disapears
"Ahh! cover yourself!!!!" Kakashi shrieks, in enjoyment, but secretly. shhhh
"BAH!!!" Naruto yelled as he changed back to a guy.
"See, I already know the Sexy Jutsu." Naruto sticks his tongue out at Kakashi
"Did somebody say something about sexy? Oh how i do like sexy stuff." Jiraiya said, suddenly appearing.
"Nope, nothing sexy here, just Kakashi!!!" Naruto said loudly.
"What!!!? " Kakashi said in complete embarresment as he walked away.
"So let's get to what's important.." Jiraiya said.
" Oh!! You're going to teach me the sommoning jutsu!!!" Naruto said excitedly.
"No, i was reffering to those girl's just beyond that bush right there." Said Jiraiya. Jiraiya goes over to the bushes and peeks his head through while Naruto jumps up and down and screams.
"Hey!!!! There's this guy with gray hair in the bushes!!" Anko's sister Tracy said. they all stop splashing and look serious, rare . i know.
"You're right, I think he's watching us!!!!!!" Said Brittany, the village idiot.
"Yeah, and stalking us!!!!" said Amanda.
"And hey, look, there's this girl with black hair over there in the bushes!!!!" said Tracy.
Itachi stands up in grief. " I am a guy, thank you very much!!!!" stated Itachi.
"Are you sure...you kinda remind me of my sister, Sakura." Brittany said.
"You idiot!!! Sukura's not your sister!!!" Tracy slaps here a cross the face and she get's ticked. "But she does remind me of Sakura..."
"HE!!!!!" Itachi repeated.
"Yeah, and are you wearing lip stick????" said Amanda
"Stuuuupid American girls, it is..um...well I don't really know what it is, but it's not lip stick!!! kay?"
"Whatever." Brittany said.
"Brittany, let's go. fast. before more girl's with black hair stock us!!!!"
"GUYS!!!!!"
"Whatever." Brittany said.
"Wanna go get some sushi?" Tracy asked.
"Whatever." Brittany said.
"Hey, why are they leaving!!!" said Sasuke.
the girls turn around in shock. "You have a sister, Italy?" said tracy..
"Whatever." repeated brittany.
"We're guys!!!!!" Sasuke and Itachi said at the same time.
"And my name is Itachi!!! But how i do love itallian foooodddd..."
"Whatever" said Brittany
"Who wants Ramen!!" Naruto shouted. one of the girls grabs a bowl and dumps it on Itachi's head.
"Take that, you girl from Italy!!!!!!" she shouted.
"GUY, AND I'M FROM JAPAN!!!!!!!! &$$&!!!!!" Itachi yelled..
"oooo...he swordidid..."
"Whatever." brittany said.
"What a waste of ramen, putting it on Itachi's head, what a waste..." Naruto said, gaurding his ramen.
"Hey!" Itachi said.
"Umm...hi?" said Tracy.
"That's not what i ment!!!!"
"Whatever" said brittany...
"I'm too cool to be here. bye bye Italy!" Sasuke said, snickering "And you left your pink panties in my room." He said.
" gr." Itachi said. " gr gr gr."
sasuke walks away with Itachi behind him yelling. "I'm a guy, I have no panties!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" So...who wants ice cream???????" Jiraiya said hopefully.
all the girls drag him into the water by his feet and sit on him, untill he drowns...
"Bye bye pervert." Amanda said.
"Whatever." Brittany said.
the girls grab Naruto's arm and go for some ramen..
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