Note: I had no intentions on making this the first thing I upload to this site, but I came up with this in like 2 days and wanted to share it right away. So, I hope you all enjoy it.

This is inspired by Ceelo Green's "F*ck You." I do not own the song, nor do I own, or have anything against, the fast food chains mentioned. This was made for fun ONLY.

Need Food (Parody to Ceelo Green's "F*ck You")

It was a Saturday evening. My wife and I were really hungry and saw that nothing was in our kitchen. "Honey," she starts, "what do you have a taste for?"

"I'm not sure," I answer. "But I need something, I do know that."

She says, "Maybe you could find some fast food place and get something."

"Really?" I said. "I kinda don't feel like doing that. There are so many different places and you know I don't like making hard decisions like that."

"Please sweetheart," says my wife. "There's nothing in our refrigerator and I am so hungry. Please?" My wife has a knack for begging me and making me cave in easily.

"Oh… okay. I'll go see what I can do."

"Thank you sweetie!" My wife hands me my keys, kisses me, and sends me off.

As soon as she closes the door, I say to myself, "How the hell does she do that all the time?" I get into my car and start driving around.

(Piano intro starts) "With so many fast food places, I wonder where I should go…"

You see, I'm driving 'round town

For a fast food place because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

I have some change in my pocket

And my debit card because I

Need Food

And my wife does to

There's so many places to feed our faces

And get some eats (and get some eats)

I have to choose what to do

To stop my hunger pains because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

Well I'm sorry that I can't find a Hardee's

But hey their food sucks anyway

I want some McDonald's but she wants some Rally's

But both of them are far away

I do like seafood

Some fish does sound real good now

I need a Long John Silva

Tell me where one is, nigga

Hoooo! I've got some news for you

Yeah, go ahead and go to Captain D's

You see, I'm driving 'round town

For a fast food place because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

I have some change in my pocket

And my debit card because I

Need Food

And my wife does to

There's so many places to feed our faces

And get some eats (and get some eats)

I have to choose what to do

To stop my hunger pains because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

By my way, there was a Subway

But they closed due to poor upkeep

I would love to go to Sonic's

But holy damn, their food ain't cheap

Now, I pity the fool who likes White Castle's food

They give you the runs quicker

Those onions make you sicker

Oooh! I've got to find some food

Ooh! I really hate driving around like this

You see, I'm driving 'round town

For a fast food place because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

I have some change in my pocket

And my debit card because I

Need Food

And my wife does to

There's so many places to feed our faces

And get some eats (and get some eats)

I have to choose what to do

To stop my hunger pains because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

Oh baby baby baby all these drive thru's are looking like car lots

(Car lots, car lots, car lots)

I tried to go to Wendy's then to Arby's then to Jack in the Box

(The box, the box, the box)

And I'm like, Uh!

Lines! Uh!

LINES! Uh!

LINES BABY! Uh!

I'm hungry! Uh!

I'M SO HUNGRY! OOOHH!

You see, I'm driving 'round town

For a fast food place

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

I have some change in my pocket

And my debit card because I

Need Food

And my wife does to

There's so many places to feed our faces

And get some eats (and get some eats)

But I have to choose what to do

To stop my hunger pains because I

Need Food

Oo, oo, ooo

I finally returned home after an hour and a half with food in hand. My wife greets me at the door. "You were gone for quite a while. What happened?"

"Well," I started, "it was very hard to choose a place to get food from, but after a long while, I decided to go ahead and go to that Rally's you like."

What she said next I will never forget. "Oh honey, you didn't have to do that. You could've just went to that Taco Bell that's just around the corner up the street."

I had no words. All I could do was the drop the food and then faint.

THE END

And there you have it!

Like I said, I had no intentions on making this my first story, but I couldn't wait to share this. I guess you could say I'm using this to help establish myself to this site. Please give a review. Be honest with me, whether you liked it or hated it.

One more thing, I will be uploading other stories that are not of the parody format, so look out for those.