- DON'T YOU LIE TO ME YOU HYBRID BASTARD CHILD!!!
A dead silence covered all over the room. There were like 10 people there, human and landlords, both shocked before the word of the wisest person. The Italian covered up his mouth with his hand sobbing in fright, his Asian friend next to him looked at the object he referred then attempted to calm him down. The remain left terrified. He insulted the US, not just a layer but six layers deep down, not an individual but the whole history of the nation.
- What the bloody hell did you just call hi-
Before the English man could complete the sentence, US had made a sign.
- Fine, ol' ape. We're leaving.
The oldest nation shown fierce in his eyes, just a wrong argument further then China would rush at him and tear his body apart. After America disappeared behind the building, he collapsed onto the chair, buried half of his face into his right hand.
- ...Chuugoku-san, are you okay?
He took a while to identify who was talking to him. Why hadn't he left?
-... If you are staying here to tell my word is racist then I admit it was.
- ... I won't say anything.
Japan spoke quietly enough for just him to be heard.
- You don't have any duty to be here, you shouldn't stay here, I warned you.
Japan remained silence, then followed the landlords outside. Vietnam, who had been a background all the time glanced nervously at him for the last time then ran after the island nation.
The bar became noisy again not for long after.
- Get me a cognac.
He looked at the bartender until the bottle was handed. The guy walked away quickly not to catch his bullet eyes again.
Months have passed, but thing got even worse. China was absent at meetings and America kept threatening him, and now...
" If he won't apologise to me, then this is over."
Vietnam saw this message on her phone, cried out loud by sharing her post: 'Murica, please wrote the self-critical report and send to China. Now and immediately.'
Things had been settle down recently, but once again being screwed up horribly.
The wisest nation used to say he might not be the one that build his country up but could be the one that break it down, involve the world in. With his official position then this is not to surprising, yet too horrifying.
And now he was doing it slowly.
It was Trump to start the first conflict, but the PRC had stroke back, making it into this serious.
- For Heaven's sake, Amerique! He is starting a Trade War!
- Please don't say to me that you aren't stopping it!
- Three months. For freaking 3 months and he didn't settle down.
- Hooray We're dead guys
At least Vietnam for the first time had earned more than a hundred comments on the network because of this.
America hadn't response anything, and that worried the others. The kids must have told their parents before. And the whole village would have a chance to be fked up.
Meanwhile...
- Everyone, we're having a hellish problem guys.
The wavy brown hair landlords spoke up.
Compare to the meeting down here, this meeting is much more organized.
- Was the Trade war or something-
- Our comrade are mad at our kids again.
Putting his hands on the long table, he looked down disappointedly. The woman sat next to him were left confused.
- I don't think that those thing really relate-
- Our apologies. We're sorry.
He lifted his head up and saw at least ten landlords buried completely their face into their hands.
- His emotions run wild again.
- Well America did insult his family then...
- Yan, don't defend him.
- Zhou, she's right-
- Silence, okay? Silence.- One of them stopped the argument and faced the chairman.- Roma, we can't help.
- We will convince him-
- Wei, don't you remember how he vomited blood when he met us?
Zhou glanced again. Roma started to get nervous.
- Uhhh... Ladies, well then. Any suggestions for saving our universe?
The other were tensed. They wouldn't say a thing.
- Just let them fight.- An European teenager raised his voice.
- We have died slowly on their way for solutions. Think about it.
- Should I go see my son myself?- The Indian said.
- He even don't remember your face.
-... How about some inappropriate switches then?
Voices died down and eyes started concentrating onto the landlord located in such humble position.
- What do you mean?
When a question was made, he smiled lightly.
- Magic can bend logic, right?
- You mean...
Roma looked at him suspiciously. After he looked back with naughtiness, both burst into laughing.
- OOhhh... Where did you get that from?
- Internet. Specifically fan-fictions and Chinese love stories.
- ... O-oh...
Roma remained speechless, some landlords could hear muffled laughs. Him, the South-East Asian grinned mischievously.