My first Tales of Symphonia fic! And wouldn't you know it, it's a humour fic. Of course. I was bored, freakin' bored! As with most of my humour fics, rampant insanity and stupidity ahead! Turn back before it's too late! Or not. Preferably you won't. And you'll review at the end. Please don't flame me! The only flames I like are the ones from Bunsen burners cuz they're pretty colors! BEWARE! (poof out)
I have since finished Tales of Symphonia, but when I wrote this I hadn't, so keep that in mind as you read.
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"What's this?"
"Hmm… I dunno."
"It's kind of... hairy."
"Is that what's all over it?"
"I don't know! You found it."
"Doesn't mean I know what it is."
"Poke it."
"What?"
"Poke it."
"Why?"
"Maybe it'll feel like something familiar."
"Doubtful... it doesn't feel hairy. Feel it."
"Hey, you're right! Tee hee, it tickles!"
"Yeah, it does! Hehehe!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha haha!"
"Wheee! That feels so funny!"
"Let's go find Yuan!"
-Five minutes later-
"Hey Yuan!"
"What?"
"Check this thing out!"
"Holy... what is that?"
"Dunno, but it tickles!"
"Feel it!"
"Hey! Stop that!"
"Make us!"
"Hehehe... Stop that! Hahaha!"
"You can't stop us!"
"Hahahahaha! Quit it!"
"What are you three doing?"
Kratos hurriedly hid the Koosh ball behind his back as Yuan stood up. Yggdrasill stared Botta down.
"We weren't doing anything. The question is what you should be doing," he said. Botta shook his head, and muttered something that sounded like, "I shouldn't be taking orders from someone who doesn't know what a Koosh ball is." He left the room.
Kratos peered out the door.
"He's gone!" he said.
"Alright!" Yuan said.
"You still have it?" Yggdrasill asked eagerly.
"You know it!"
"Yay!"
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And there you have it. Another stupid thing from the mind of Masamune Sylverwulf. Go figure.
Remember, flames aren't wanted! Please don't flame me! I may be a pyromaniac, but only for the real ones, as mentioned above! And don't complain about OOCness, cuz this is humour, and I'm a master at OOC anyway. If you want me to continue, then tell me in a review, along with whoever you want to encounter the horrors of Koosh balls.
I'm kinda concerned about posting this; cuz the last stupid thing I posted got flamed. BEWARE! (poofs away, then returns) Boy, that was some horrifying innuendo, ne? I wasn't even trying to put that there! I wrote this I don't know how long ago, and reread it recently. BEWARE! Literally! (poofs away)