Gang's Follies
(Featuring the Best Student Council)

(Peter): Hey, buds. This here is The Gang's LOST Fan Fiction with Best Student Council, which was written in Spring of 2010. Some of our scenes involve some parodies... so please don't ban us. For real, dudes. We're more of a tribute band, than a comedy group.

(Farra): Keep telling that, huh? I'm surprised this is how it all began for us.

(Heather): Not really. If it were "Humble Beginnings", it would be on another site.

(Peter): Dudes, focus! Percival may have screwed this up, on date-wise...

(Percival): HEY!

(Peter): ...but we cannot have it ruined.

(Mizuki): Oh, you. You're just like it. You're so full of hot-air, sometimes.

(Steven): Please excuse our sudden outbursts here. Steven Cooke had it worst. Anyways... Here is "Gang's Follies"!

(ALL): ENJOY!

Part 1

It started as a quiet winter day in Miyagami. Five Americans decided to vacation in Japan. They encountered a small island and decided to camp there.

"Wow… I never thought we'd travel to Japan," a girl with auburn hair, mid-length, said, as she rubbed her feet.

A big man in dark hair sighed, "Well, at least we'll be able to make it to Miyagami Academy…"

He shivered, "In the cold…"

A girl with long blond hair and a blue streak highlight on her left side snuffed, "You guys don't know the first thing about roughing it."

These three are members of the super-group, The Gang. The big guy in the dark hair is Peter Giese, the band's lead guitarist. The one in the blond hair is bassist, Farra Stevens; you can tell by her ample bust. The girl in auburn hair is Heather Dunn-Nevins, the drummer.

Anyway, the group was on their way to Miyagami Academy, meeting up with Kanade Jinguji and the others. But what? So they, along with Percival Gaynes, resident super-genius and lead singer, and Steven Cooke, rhythm performer, decided to camp in the snow. However, some weird stuff is about to happen.

Steven, the boy with a brown-haired buzz cut, and Percival, a boy with brown hair and glasses, were falling behind. Percival was sitting down by the tree, using a laptop.

"Come on, Percival!" Steven shouted, "I'd like to get to the others soon! You know I cannot be the last one there!"

"Oh, don't worry," Percival spoke, "It won't be long before the girls at Miyagami are succumbing to my natural genius."

Steven huffed, "Oh, so you're like a pervert behind all this?"

"I never said that!"

"Dude! You're married! Let's just get this fact dealt with! I hit on girls, but not because of your science mumbo-jumbo! I just do it to find the right girl. Peter has a girlfriend, who was dumped back then."

"Steven, you're being ridiculous?"

"Steven Cooke being ridiculous? What about you?"

Farra called, "Hey, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber! Get the lead out!"

Steven snapped at Percival, "Oh, great! You see what you did? She's blaming me now!"

He walked away, in anger.

"Thanks a lot, stupid!" He muttered.

Percival continued his work on the laptop... and had an evil thought.

It won't be long, you loser. Once I have finished my project for this occasion, everyone will tremble before my-!

The laptop beeped.

Oh, crap; battery low. I'll finish later.

He walked towards his friends, about to camp out in the snow. Peter & Heather were shivering, while Farra was feeling warm in her brown coat.

The following evening, The Gang found a hotel and spent the night there. For some reason, Percival's laptop was dying and Peter was sneezing in the cold.

"I can't believe you've picked a time to get a winter cold," Farra snapped.

Peter sniffled, "You know that I hate ten-degree weather…"

Farra sighed, "Stupid…"

As the guys were resting, Percival was resting in his room, working on his laptop. He started looking through the pictures of Miyagami Academy's students. He had many full-pics, including Best Student Council members, Kanade Jinguji, Nanaho Kinjo, Sayuri Hida, Seina Katsura, and Kotoha Kutsugi.

"Hmm… I'm still at work, looking through which girl is perfect to try," he thought aloud, "But… it'll be a challenge! I will not let my-!"

Heather crashed the door open, "HEY, BRO!"

Percival gasped and closed his laptop.

"KNOCK NEXT TIME, STEP-SIS! KNOCK!"

He stood up and went to Farra's room.

Heather sighed, "Sorry. I didn't see you, ogling at the women on the internet."

Percival let out a hiss and said, "This is top secret…"

Heather shivered, as she went to Farra's room.

"Under NO circumstances that I am going back there!" Farra shouted.

Steven jeered, "What's wrong, Farra? Scared of going to Miyagami Academy?"

Heather snapped, "She's just traumatic."

Farra then whispered Seina Katsura's name, over and over again. She remembered her yandere smile on her face. Farra's more of a tsundere, but she thinks of Seina as a yandere.

"How did she suddenly feel scared by her?" Steven asked.

Peter replied, "Oh, she knows, but she wouldn't speak about it."

Farra muttered, "Thanks for sticking up to me."

Steven sighed, "I don't get why you guys wanted to go there. I want to challenge the Best Student Council!"

He then declared:
"Steven Cooke had a dream of becoming a defeater of anything. However, all my solo successes (Art, music, literature, sports, and Home Ec.) were all miserable failures! I vow to defeat anyone… just once! And Steven Cooke demands satisfaction!"

"And he's off, people," Farra muttered.

Peter stated, "Are you serious? From my view, the Best Student Council, and all of Miyagami, are all girls!"

Heather exclaimed, "Yeah, it's an all-girls school! No way could we lose to those betties!"

Steven then stood up and cried, "Well, I know it's only female, but it's worth it! I'm like The Undertaker; I fight who I want, how I want, and when I want!"

Heather sighed, "And who do you want to face, out of any girl?"

Farra whispered, "Please, let it be Seina…"

Peter groaned, "We can just go to the school tomorrow, and find out."

Steven cheered, "Yes! WE shall succeed against the Best Student Council ever!"

"WE?" They all shouted.

Heather griped, "This coming from a guy who once asked out a mannequin on a date."

"BEG YOUR PARDON?" Steven shouted.

While they were getting ready for bed, Percival was working in his laptop. He found the perfect girl, but he chose it to remain top secret.

The next day, The Gang arrived at Miyagami Academy. They met up with the entire Best Student Council. They were presented by Kanade Jinguji, who was a fan of their music.

"Nice to meet you guys," Kanade said, "I am such a fan of your music. I'm glad you guys are here, in person."

"Thank you," Percival said, "It's nice to meet every last one of you."

Farra was hiding behind a pillar, in fear.

"Farra, come out," Percival snuffed.

"No!" She cried, "They're too scary!"

"Forgive her, Miss President," Percival explained, "My wife is somewhat of a shy girl."

"SHUT UP!" Farra snapped.

Peter laughed, "Dude! She's frightened over your subordinates, Miss President."

Steven growled, "We never even made an announcement."

Percival then introduced the entire Gang to Kanade:

"I'm Percival Gaynes, the lead singer. You know my wife, Farra Stevens. Right beside her, is Peter Giese, our lead guitarist, my step-sister, Heather Dunn-Nevins, our drummer, and that guy here is Steven Cooke."

Steven griped, "Oh? So, you're calling me that guy?"

Nanaho asked, "Uh, you five, do you fight all the time?"

"Not always," Heather said, "We have become friendly on occasions."

Mayura then asked, "So, Percival is married?"

Pucchan added, "Sure. He's like John Lennon."

Mayura explained, "It's too bad. I dreamt of marrying him. He's rich. But like Lennon, they'd say "Sorry, ladies. He's married". What a shame."

Rein said, "Have you been watching those old shows on TV, Miss Treasurer?"

"What? N-no, I just…" Mayura stammered.

Steven griped again, "Great. King Boring here gets fans, and he's lucky that he ain't 40 yet."

Everyone was silent, after Steven's rude remark.

Heather explained, "Please excuse Steven. He has beef with my brother, inside and outside the stage. Steven and Percival are like Brian and Quagmire, in case you're wondering."

Peter added, "Except they're not suck-ups."

Kuon exclaimed, "Sorry, we don't watch American sitcoms."

Mayura asked, "How come you're married to your bassist?"

"Oh, it was love at first sight; plus, she dumped her old fiancé, who was arrested for murder," Percival explained.

Peter said, "And we helped."

Kuon stated, "You guys are sometimes detectives?"

Peter said, "It's our motto: We do anything!"

Steven added, "Not always."

Kanade then asked, "So, what brings you here?"

Steven then proclaimed, "We were wondering if we'd like to have a competition with you guys."

Seina stated, "Oh, like a snowball fight?"

Heather bellowed, "NO! Like com-pe-ti-shun!"

Farra exclaimed, "Not that we wanted to, but Steven and Peter are charged with challenges. We were wondering if you girls will play with us."

Peter winked, "We'd love a little action."

Nanaho exclaimed, "We will never face you in sports; even if you guys are famous. We would never want to."

Kanade said, "I'll approve it. After all, it's an honor to compete with the greatest band in the world."

Heather blushed, as Steven laughed.

Nanaho then introduced the entire Best Student Council to The Gang. Rino shook Peter and Percival's hand, even with Pucchan on her. Steven bowed to Sayuri, while Farra shook hands with Kuon. Rein and Kaori said hi to Heather, while Mayura awed at Percival, even though he's married.

"Oh, one can dream," she thought.

"Uh, are you okay?" He asked.

Farra, however, stepped away from Seina, who was smiling.

"Uh, Mrs. Gaynes, do you find me intimidating?" She asked.

Farra was nervous, since she was frightened by her look. She imagined an evil glare in her sight.

Peter, of course, met up with Cindy.

"Hello," he said.

"Hello," she nervously said.

"So, do you like my music?"

"Good tunes."

"Huh?"

"You're good."

That conversation went nowhere.

Hours later, Percival declared the location of where the event will take place: Mount Fuji.

"Luckily, I managed to scrounge some winter equipment and such, in order to make this event just like Nagano and Vancouver, combined!" He shouted.

"How much of the budget did you blow, Miss Vice President?" Mayura sobbed.

"Oh, it's on me!" Percival smiled, "All funds are purchased and paid for by Percival Incorporated – the proud sponsor of The Gang."

Mayura then was flushed in romantic awe, "I LOVE YOU!"

Farra tugged Mayura's ear and growled, "Hands off, Ichi!"

Peter then held up a bowl with the names of each girl from Miyagami, including the ones that weren't introduced. Rino then was confronted by Steven.

"Kiddo, in the spirit of fair sportsmanship, I, Steven Cooke, will be captaining this vessel that is the Sensational Six!"

Pucchan asked, "But why six? There's five of you."

Steven explained, "Peter's girlfriend is of The Gang, too. She chose not to come."

Rino asked, "What was his girlfriend like?"

"Oh, some E-cup girl in red hair. Surely, Peter is somewhat of a per-."

Peter grabbed Steven's head in a headlock.

"What did you say about my Mizuki?" He seethed.

"Oh, nothing, sire!" He whimpered.

He let go, as Rino giggled.

"Well, kiddo, we've got a shot at it." Pucchan informed.

Rino then said, "Then, since he'll be captain… I'll be captain, too!"

Everyone gasped. (This included the triple take that BSC used)

Nanaho griped, "Rando! You cannot be serious!"

"I approve," Kanade said.

Nanaho yelled, "But she… that is… I mean, you know Rino Rando and the puppet!"

Rein added, "She's a clumsy, ditzy, and no-brainer girl."

Sayuri stated, "And her puppet is no walk in daisies."

Steven then smirked to himself, "Perfect…"

He then patted her back and declared, "Well, since you are going for it, Miss Secretary Rando, then let us haste. What do you say, bro-heim?"

Everyone said in confusion, "Bro-heim?"

Rino then gulped, "Well, okay."

Kaori then snuffed, "We're screwed."

Kuon then whispered to Seina that the Covert Squad rigged the picks in the bowl. Seina then whispered that it'll be her, Rino, Nanaho, Sayuri, and Mayura. Why 5-on-5? It wasn't; which will be explained later.

"It's perfect to know each weakness in each Gang member," Seina whispered.

Kuon stated, "I don't know. Farra is scared of you, for some reason. Care to explain why?"

"Nope." Seina smiled.

Kuon sighed, "I knew it was a misunderstanding."

As they began to train, Farra started to feel very uncomfortable, since she has to compete, not only under the leadership of Steven Cooke, but with Seina Katsura, nonetheless.

She remembered what she saw in her dream:

Seina was in her white underwear, with a tan blazer, eating a small rib. She started to speak.

"Oh, it's just funny…" she said, "Seeing women like Farra Stevens and other American bimbos with such girth. When will they learn about natural beauty like me?"

She also remembered that she started to prance around her room, singing. She forgot the words, since it was long ago. But then, she had another dream:

Farra was reading in her chair. She saw Seina, carrying a big, heavy leather suitcase. Farra tried to call her and offered to help out, but Seina scowled at her. She said to her, "You better watch what you say to other girls, you no account bimbo."

Farra started to shiver in fear.

"I'll stop you from speaking bad words, if I have to…"

Farra punched the wall and was angry.

"Damn her! What does she want from me?" She thought aloud.

As they were preparing, Percival began to work in his laptop. He finished and was about to prepare.

"GOOD!" He cheered, "Now, all I have to do is work it on-line! And then, everyone will see my scientific endeavors!"

What could he be up to? This led to the competition between The Gang and The Best Student Council, the following day.

And… this very much leads to TWO moments at the same time, which will be explained in the concluding act coming up.

To be continued…