Yes, I'm still working on The Promised Rain, but this came to me and it's funny and a fun exercise!
Dear Lily,
I get it, you don't like being called Shadow. I thought it would be an accurate nickname, since you happen to be standing in the shadow of everyone else's accomplishments and
No wait, that sounds bad in the beginning. How about-
Oh whatever. Can you undye my hair? As interesting as the red-gold is, I look like either a Gryffindor fan or your twin. Neither is appealing.
-Scorpius–
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To Malfoy,
Stop referring to me on first-name basis. We're not even in the same House. And for the record: No. I won't undye your hair. I'm rather enjoying the color. Keep complaining and I'll make it worse.
∞Lily
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Dear Potter,
Alright, fine. Maybe I'll enjoy the color too. I'm going to enjoy the color so much I'll publicly flirt with you, how bout that?
-Malfoy–
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Malfoy:
I sent an owl off to James, telling him what you've been doing the last twenty-four hours. In case you hadn't realized by what I did to Lorcan Scamander our fourth year, I don't let people even pretend to like my sister. So if you stand that close to her again-I know you're going to ask me to specify just to piss me off, and by that I mean closer than an arms distance, making that lips-almost-touching distance completely unacceptable-I will be inclined to strangle you with your own intestines. Then James will murder what's left.
Your Housemate,
Al Potter
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Albus Potter,
Understood, but it's rather fun, you know... I'll just stand a little farther back.
-Scorpius–
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To Malfoy,
Fuck you. You know how many girls have asked me my secret to getting your attention? I didn't need to know how many fangirls you had, or paid to have. Stop getting every girl in the damn school to ask me this.
I sent a curse with this letter. Hope you all enjoy bubbles!
∞Lily
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Dear Potter,
Since you've now insured that half my House and I cannot talk, (And unfortunately, Headmistress McGonagall is only admiring how delicate a curse that was) I'm forced to send you this letter instead of shouting it like I felt was fitting:
I HAVE FANGIRLS?
-Malfoy–
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Malfoy;
Seeing how Lily had burst out laughing in the common room over your last letter, and is now being escorted to Madam Pomfrey's so she can breathe, (She's turning a bit blue around the edges) I guess I shall be the one to inform you of the following matters.
One, yes, sadly, much of our school female population lacks taste and is or has had a crush on you. This is where I note that I have been spending my entire Hogwarts career playing (what a movie my grandfather procured referred to as) Yente.
I've been playing village matchmaker and sense talker, and by the time this year is over, rest assured there will be no fangirls.
Second. First you insult her, by implying that she is so unimportant that she's the shadow of the rest of her family, then you flirt with her. What. The. Hell.
Third. Next time I see you, I'm going to break that glass jaw of yours.
Regards;
R*W
P.S: What did you mean, cannot talk?
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Weasley, Rose;
One. Awesome. Thank you for the ego boost.
Two. I wasn't trying to insult
The flirting was a joke and she knows it.
Three. Just try it, bitch.
-Malfoy–
P.S: You'll see...
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Lils;
Merlin's beard... Lily that curse is brilliant! Purely BRILLIANT! Watching Slytherin emit bubbles every time they try to talk. Red and GOLD bubbles, too!
You should tell me how you did it, so if it wears off it can be recast. I want to keep this year snake-snark free!
Laughing;
R*W
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Read. Eyes trace letters again. He snorts, rolls the scroll. Reseal, resend. Scorpius, arms crossed, eyes narrow.
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Rose,
Someone read your letter. Moriarty (And don't you dare laugh at his name again!) kept nipping my ear like I've trained him to, and your wax seal was yellowing.
Therefore, I'll teach you the spell somewhere outside of print.
So, what do you think of the Goblin Wars essay?
∞Lily
Yeah, so the poetry bit is me, trying to describe emotions without using the actual words.
...It makes more sense in my head XD
Review please!