As Greg left 's 7th period he thought about how much he sucked. He slowly walked home and leaped into bed ahh, he loved his afterschool naps. A few hours later he was shaken up by his dad, "Get up Greg! Time for dinner". After dinner Greg watched American Idol while doing his homework "Alright Jimmy wins American Idol". Since Greg was paying more attention to the show than his homework he wrote down a bunch of mumbo jumbo for all his homework.
The next day Greg's 1st period geography teacher said "everyone turn in your homework it's 98% of your grade". "When did he saw that" thought Greg, but he turned in his homework anyways. After the period ended and everyone went outside for recess, called Greg over. "This is the absolute worst piece of homework I've ever seen, look at your answers. Who was the 8th president of the United States?, you put Jimmy Nolan" said Mr. Darwinson, "I'm afraid you've flunked this assignment which means you've flunked my course so you have to do summer school". The recess bell rang and Greg rushed to 2nd period, but the late bell had already rung as Greg got into class. "What took you so long, not have enough fun at recess", said Mr. Feral Greg's Math teacher, Greg's least favorite teacher. Greg tripped over someone's leg as he was walking to his desk and all the content of his bags fell out, the entire class roared with laughter and Greg struggled to find his seat. "Alright class turn in your homework quiz worth 80% of your grade", said Mr. Feral. "Where's yours Greg "said Mr. Feral as he walked towards Greg. "I..I…I.. don't have it sir" stammered Greg. "Well Greg you're going to serve one hour of detention today and you flunked my course" said Mr. Feral" so you'll have to take summer school". The rest of the day at school went on a similar pattern, and by the time 7th period ended he had 4 hours of detention and 7 required summer school courses. Greg didn't know how he survived detention when Leon Ricket kept giving Wet Willies but he did, it was dark when Greg got home since it was 7:00 from all his detention time. Luckily Greg managed to sneak in without much trouble and dad thought Greg was asleep, but when mom got home she was enraged. "Gregory Heffley! I told you, you absolutely could not sleep today, you have to go to swimming class don't you remember", yelled mom. After another 5 minutes of yelling she stopped, Greg stomped upstairs to his room and slammed the door to his room, "Screw School!" he thought, then he grabbed all his homework and grabbed his lighter and set it on fire. It was fun watching the fire devour the papers like a hungry child eats. After it was all done burning Greg felt like he was ten pounds lighter. Greg bolted his door shut and fell back into a long peaceful sleep.
"Wake up Greg, School's in ten minutes" yelled Greg's dad pounding on the door. "Shut up!" Greg yelled, "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!" his dad roared. "I SAID TO BLOODY SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH!" Greg roared back. "That's it Greg you are grounded for five weeks no video games no nothing" said Greg's dad. Hearing this Greg was enraged, he slung his back pack over his shoulder and opened his window and slid across down his clothesline to his back yard. Greg unlocked his backyard and then ran out all the way too his school, which is not that far away he's just a wimpy kid.
When Greg got to school he was already twenty-five minutes late, "Why so late, Greg" said his teacher chuckling. Greg wanted to kill his teacher. "You now Greg if you keep this up I'll have to send a message to your parents, now please turn in your homework." said his teacher. "I never will ever do a stupid, retarded piece of homework you give me, so shut up and stop pestering me" said Greg. "HOW DARE YOU BACK TALK TO ME!" said his teacher "in all my years of teaching I have never seen a gayer, retarded, or ruder student as you, now get your butt to the office!"
Greg picked up his bag and walked out of the room heading to the office as he ran to the office, even if running was against school rules, who gave a shit about school rules anyway. As he was running he tripped over the school's biggest bully, Leon Ricket who had stuck his foot out to trip Greg. Greg fell flat out on his face and Leon Ricket chuckled, "still being a nerd Greg". Then with has massive strength he lifted Greg and hurled him all the way to the office. Greg felt like he had broken his neck, but who knew, he was a wimpy kid. Greg tried moving his neck and he found he could, "I must be a wimpy kid" he thought. Greg walked through the office door, and the office assistant Mrs. Garson said "So it's Greg the gay faggot he back talked to his teacher today." "SHUT UP" he yelled, Greg hated being insulted then he grabbed his bag and ran out of the office. "Greg, Remember that you are suspended and if your parents ask why, tell them it's because you're a gay retard" Greg dashed out from his school and all the way to his house, and nearly fainted since he was so tired. "I must be a real wimp" he thought since his house was only one-sixth of a mile from school and his backpack only weighed one-half of a pound.
When Greg got home his parents were infuriated, "Gregory Heffley how could you get suspended, and why did you have to back talk to your teacher." "Shut up you idiots! I can't even call you my parents" yelled Greg. "That's it Greg you've taken it too far, you don't even know your own limits. First back-talking to your teacher now this I'm fed up" yelled Greg's dad. Then in one quick movement he ripped Greg's video game console from the TV and hurled against the wall instantly destroying it. "How could you "yelled Greg," If Manny misbehaves you don't do anything" "Well actually Greg we hate you and hope you rot in hell, we love Manny that's why we pamper him" said Greg's mom. "I agree" said Greg's dad. "You are a bunch of stupid idiots, I hate you!" Greg yelled running up to his room. Seeing he had no choice Greg decided he should find a way to get rid of his family.
The next day, Greg snuck of to school at 6:00 in the morning and spent the next hour vandalizing everything he could find in school and spray-painting bad words all over the walls. Then he took the hose at the front of school and sprayed the entire floor so there was at least an inch of water covering the whole school. Greg snickered and went home, laughing at what would happen to the people who went to school. At school the next few days were spent cleaning up the school, on the day it was done Greg returned to school. Greg went to school early, and he found everyone in the hallways reading a book called Diary of a Wimpy Kid, and they all doubled over in laughter when they saw him. "What's the big idea" he said, and he decided to find out.