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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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A/N: I promised this was 100% OOC free... AND IT IS! Never said I couldn't make SandRock the most powerful gundam EVAR or have a million X-overs though ^_^ Before you flame me though, DUET MAXINE IS A REAL GW CHARACTER! She was canned, though. See Tori Yuki Ichimura's profile for Duet's info. But SHE IS NOT AN OC. NEITHER IS HER GUNDAM "WASHI OOKAMI" ("Eagle Wolf" or "Gryphon")!
Chapter 01: Five Gundams and a suicide bomber
Após na colônia 195, a guerra estava começando... Que acontecem!? Alguém ajustou-nos acima a bomba! Nós começamos o sinal! Que! A tela principal gira sobre! É você... ...Ah crap... Crap in a hat... Wrong line... Err...
...In AD-2101, with high expectations, human being leave Earth to being a new life in space colo... ah screw it! I say this every damn episode, so let's just get on with it before I get flamed, shall we!?
-Opening Song 01: Nittle Grasper's "Sleepless Beauty" O_o-
Tooku de me o hikarasete
Two pods, hitting the bottom and top, and "Heero"'s pod fly to Earth
Mezameru monotachi matte iru
One more flies to Earth
Yoru no jouheki sasowarete
Zero System boots up
Utsurisumu mure no nukegara ni
A dark figure that looks suspiciously like Duo skims its fingers across a keypad, and the cockpit lights up
DEGUCHI NO NAI (YEAH)!
"Duo" pulls his arms back
Shougeki ni taeru tsumori nara
"Duo" thrusts two levers forward
KUZURERU HODO!
A silhouette of Epyon flies across space
Itsuwari o miSeTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111one
The camera faces Earth, and pans around it, until it reaches where "Heero"'s pod landed
Umarekawareru anata yo hitori hohoemanaide hitomi o irodoru!
The camera shoots forward onto earth, and North America comes into view
Nozonda sekai ga totsuzen hai ni natte mo kiseki ni mada meguriaesu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one
The camera pans around and we see "Heero"'s pod approach
SOTTO DAKISHIMETE KOWASU YO NI!
Wing, DeathScythe, HeavyArms, ShenLong, Washi-Ookami and SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X strike a Ginyu Force/Sailor Moon style pose.
-End Song-
The camera flies into a nearby air control tower.
"Unidentified craft, plase make conta~*CSSHH*" BOOMZ0R!!!!!
"O_o WTF happened?!"
"...An exposion, no da!"
"We're getting a signal, a signal we are getting!"
"I'll bring it up on the main screen, no da!" The large luxury plasma screen on the far wall turns on... Quatre appears.
"O_o It's you!"
"*evil Quatre-ZERO weasel laugh" Hello *EQZWL* Gentlemen... All *EQZWL* your base are belong to *EQZWL* JEMAAH ISLAMIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one *EQZWL -MARK II-*"
(VIEW FROM THE GROUND)
A bunch of workmen file away from the World Trade Center XIII, after a hard few years reconstruction... And Quatre's pod flies towards it, a clear "All *EQZWL* your base are belong to *EQZWL* JEMAAH ISLAMIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one *EQZWL -MARK II-*" blaring out of Q's pod. Random stupid people run in random directions, screaming. And then Quatre's pod hits the WTC-13. BOOM. Owch.
(VIEW FROM THE CONTROL TOWER)
Quatre's pod flies straight through the WTC, explosions wracking and totalling the building. The debris falls on and kills the construction men. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X emerges from its pod and pulls its HEAT SHORTELS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111one
"We got a red alert, no da!"
"DEPLOY ALL UNITS! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one"
"... That's from Lylat Wars, you can't do that...From Lylat Wars, that is. Do that, you cannot! ^_^"
Many Mobius Mk.II Mobile Armors (20 times fast, anyone? ... Wait, that's easy...) and Zaku Mobile Suits rise into the air, ready to engage SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X.
Quatre's voice blared again from the intercom "You are on the path to certain death. And no, you cannot surrender. *EQZWL*
"...WTF was that all about? That made no sense!"
"You have no chance to survive. And you have no time either. So make it. *EQZWL*
"..."
"CAPTAIN! ...No da!"
"...Deploy every Zig."
"Do you know WTF you're doing? ...No da?"
"TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Many "Zig" fighters launch from the airbase for no apparent reason, as 32-bit 2D graphics look a little weird fighting the mighty SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X.
A/N: STILL OC FREE! Mobius MA's are the Arc Angel's primary attack units in the early part of Gundam SeeD, and Zaku's are the basic Zeon MS', just in case you're as anime deficient as the rest of Australia.
(VIEW FROM THE AIR)
SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X flies around, dodging all the OZ fire. It then flies straight to the OZ ranks, and pauses in mid-air. It turns around, cutting two Mobius Mk.II's in half, as the Zaku's spread out and train their machine gun fire on SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X gets blown down to the ground, crushing all the Zig division as it falls because the Zigs' Genesis (or whatever system Zero Wing is on) Mobile Doll system is STILL trying to boot up. The Mobius' close in on SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X, but its lower legs get up, and magically all the bullets start going in slow motion and miss SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X. It gets up, jumps and kicks a nearby Zaku four times in the head, effectively blowing it up.
SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X then turns around, and wall-kicks off a conveniently-placed Mobius into another Zaku's head, blowing both Mobile Thingys up. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X regains stability, and throws its HEAT SHORTELS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one, and they home in on and cut up all remaining MT's... except one Zaku. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X runs towards the remaining Zaku, and jumps into the air right in front of it, striking a "Crane" pose. The camera pans around SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X, and as it reaches 180 degrees, the Zaku gets bored of the Matrix stuff, and walks away from its original position. As the camera hits is 360th degree, SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X launches a devastating kick... which hits nothing. The Zaku stands behind it, and the pilot says "Dodge THIS." The Zaku then empties all of its weapon into SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X... but obviously, weapons don't do anything to a suit made of Gundaminium Alloy, especially one with this many suffixes! SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X then punches the last Zaku in the head, finishing the battle.
A/N: ...It's too short. I know. It sucked too, I know. But, it's my first time writing in almost a year, and it's a far sight better than my old fics (IMHO, but that's because I loathe OC's in most fics) R&R, or R&F WITH REASON!
Zer0Kataru: Now that Quatre has arrived, how will OZ fare? What did all the other G-boyz do? Why the hell do they sound like reporters (hint hint) when they're fighting in episode 1? Is Quatre going to be insane for the rest of the show? Will he end up killing his Taliban/Magunac buddies? Does all our base really belong to Jemaah Islamiyah? Was one of the technician dudes Chirichiri? Why am I quoting an anime I have never seen and know nothing about? Find out all this and more in Chapter 2 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing-Phase Shift Remix: Brief Flashes... Duet, I thought you wear BOXERS! Pull those pants back up! You'd better get ready!
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Replies to reviews ^_^
Naomi Hunter - Thankies, but I bet that was pure patronization. And what does "nsi" mean?
Yume Keki - Thanks... I guess. Err... Thanks ^_^ 9-year old Gundam-W fans that understand over half my jokes are hard to come by these days ^_^
"Ticked off at the world and people who mess with the people I like()" - ...I find it amusing you didn't leave your author name... I wanted to compare your fics to mine ^_^ And I realize my fics are crap, but they're a far sight better than whoever it is that I just flamed. And yours, if you're enough of an otaku to write. Unless it's that cool fic about getting locked in a pantry. If so, that wasn't a flame, it was VERY constructive advice ^_^ But if it was that stupid-assed fic where there were OCs getting married to the G-Boyz, I seriously laugh at you for reply-flaming me ^__________________^ Oh, and one LAST note, you can't criticize ANY fanfic if you support a STORY (Those thigns suck too bad to be called fanfics) with OCs playing cheesy roles. Self-inserts are fine, as long as you can write VERY FREAKIN' WELL (which is why my SI fics were total failures, I suck at writing but I'm hella better than you and your imaginary friends, you lard-tub.) and don't have a relationship with a G-Boy, and obviously, Tori Yuki Ichimura's fics are ALL good, regardless of how cheesy because she really KNOWS the G-Boyz IN REAL LIFE ^_____________^
*bows* Sankyuu, and sorry for the re-upload.
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TO BE CONTINUED
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Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing: Phase Shift Remix
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A/N: I promised this was 100% OOC free... AND IT IS! Never said I couldn't make SandRock the most powerful gundam EVAR or have a million X-overs though ^_^ Before you flame me though, DUET MAXINE IS A REAL GW CHARACTER! She was canned, though. See Tori Yuki Ichimura's profile for Duet's info. But SHE IS NOT AN OC. NEITHER IS HER GUNDAM "WASHI OOKAMI" ("Eagle Wolf" or "Gryphon")!
Chapter 01: Five Gundams and a suicide bomber
Após na colônia 195, a guerra estava começando... Que acontecem!? Alguém ajustou-nos acima a bomba! Nós começamos o sinal! Que! A tela principal gira sobre! É você... ...Ah crap... Crap in a hat... Wrong line... Err...
...In AD-2101, with high expectations, human being leave Earth to being a new life in space colo... ah screw it! I say this every damn episode, so let's just get on with it before I get flamed, shall we!?
-Opening Song 01: Nittle Grasper's "Sleepless Beauty" O_o-
Tooku de me o hikarasete
Two pods, hitting the bottom and top, and "Heero"'s pod fly to Earth
Mezameru monotachi matte iru
One more flies to Earth
Yoru no jouheki sasowarete
Zero System boots up
Utsurisumu mure no nukegara ni
A dark figure that looks suspiciously like Duo skims its fingers across a keypad, and the cockpit lights up
DEGUCHI NO NAI (YEAH)!
"Duo" pulls his arms back
Shougeki ni taeru tsumori nara
"Duo" thrusts two levers forward
KUZURERU HODO!
A silhouette of Epyon flies across space
Itsuwari o miSeTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111one
The camera faces Earth, and pans around it, until it reaches where "Heero"'s pod landed
Umarekawareru anata yo hitori hohoemanaide hitomi o irodoru!
The camera shoots forward onto earth, and North America comes into view
Nozonda sekai ga totsuzen hai ni natte mo kiseki ni mada meguriaesu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111one
The camera pans around and we see "Heero"'s pod approach
SOTTO DAKISHIMETE KOWASU YO NI!
Wing, DeathScythe, HeavyArms, ShenLong, Washi-Ookami and SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X strike a Ginyu Force/Sailor Moon style pose.
-End Song-
The camera flies into a nearby air control tower.
"Unidentified craft, plase make conta~*CSSHH*" BOOMZ0R!!!!!
"O_o WTF happened?!"
"...An exposion, no da!"
"We're getting a signal, a signal we are getting!"
"I'll bring it up on the main screen, no da!" The large luxury plasma screen on the far wall turns on... Quatre appears.
"O_o It's you!"
"*evil Quatre-ZERO weasel laugh" Hello *EQZWL* Gentlemen... All *EQZWL* your base are belong to *EQZWL* JEMAAH ISLAMIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one *EQZWL -MARK II-*"
(VIEW FROM THE GROUND)
A bunch of workmen file away from the World Trade Center XIII, after a hard few years reconstruction... And Quatre's pod flies towards it, a clear "All *EQZWL* your base are belong to *EQZWL* JEMAAH ISLAMIYAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111one *EQZWL -MARK II-*" blaring out of Q's pod. Random stupid people run in random directions, screaming. And then Quatre's pod hits the WTC-13. BOOM. Owch.
(VIEW FROM THE CONTROL TOWER)
Quatre's pod flies straight through the WTC, explosions wracking and totalling the building. The debris falls on and kills the construction men. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X emerges from its pod and pulls its HEAT SHORTELS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111one
"We got a red alert, no da!"
"DEPLOY ALL UNITS! CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111one"
"... That's from Lylat Wars, you can't do that...From Lylat Wars, that is. Do that, you cannot! ^_^"
Many Mobius Mk.II Mobile Armors (20 times fast, anyone? ... Wait, that's easy...) and Zaku Mobile Suits rise into the air, ready to engage SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X.
Quatre's voice blared again from the intercom "You are on the path to certain death. And no, you cannot surrender. *EQZWL*
"...WTF was that all about? That made no sense!"
"You have no chance to survive. And you have no time either. So make it. *EQZWL*
"..."
"CAPTAIN! ...No da!"
"...Deploy every Zig."
"Do you know WTF you're doing? ...No da?"
"TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!" Many "Zig" fighters launch from the airbase for no apparent reason, as 32-bit 2D graphics look a little weird fighting the mighty SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X.
A/N: STILL OC FREE! Mobius MA's are the Arc Angel's primary attack units in the early part of Gundam SeeD, and Zaku's are the basic Zeon MS', just in case you're as anime deficient as the rest of Australia.
(VIEW FROM THE AIR)
SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X flies around, dodging all the OZ fire. It then flies straight to the OZ ranks, and pauses in mid-air. It turns around, cutting two Mobius Mk.II's in half, as the Zaku's spread out and train their machine gun fire on SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X gets blown down to the ground, crushing all the Zig division as it falls because the Zigs' Genesis (or whatever system Zero Wing is on) Mobile Doll system is STILL trying to boot up. The Mobius' close in on SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X, but its lower legs get up, and magically all the bullets start going in slow motion and miss SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X. It gets up, jumps and kicks a nearby Zaku four times in the head, effectively blowing it up.
SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X then turns around, and wall-kicks off a conveniently-placed Mobius into another Zaku's head, blowing both Mobile Thingys up. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X regains stability, and throws its HEAT SHORTELS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111one, and they home in on and cut up all remaining MT's... except one Zaku. SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X runs towards the remaining Zaku, and jumps into the air right in front of it, striking a "Crane" pose. The camera pans around SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X, and as it reaches 180 degrees, the Zaku gets bored of the Matrix stuff, and walks away from its original position. As the camera hits is 360th degree, SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X launches a devastating kick... which hits nothing. The Zaku stands behind it, and the pilot says "Dodge THIS." The Zaku then empties all of its weapon into SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X... but obviously, weapons don't do anything to a suit made of Gundaminium Alloy, especially one with this many suffixes! SandRock Kai Custom Zero Deluxe Remix Uber-color-scheme Collector's-edition X then punches the last Zaku in the head, finishing the battle.
A/N: ...It's too short. I know. It sucked too, I know. But, it's my first time writing in almost a year, and it's a far sight better than my old fics (IMHO, but that's because I loathe OC's in most fics) R&R, or R&F WITH REASON!
Zer0Kataru: Now that Quatre has arrived, how will OZ fare? What did all the other G-boyz do? Why the hell do they sound like reporters (hint hint) when they're fighting in episode 1? Is Quatre going to be insane for the rest of the show? Will he end up killing his Taliban/Magunac buddies? Does all our base really belong to Jemaah Islamiyah? Was one of the technician dudes Chirichiri? Why am I quoting an anime I have never seen and know nothing about? Find out all this and more in Chapter 2 of Bishounen Senshi Gundam Wing-Phase Shift Remix: Brief Flashes... Duet, I thought you wear BOXERS! Pull those pants back up! You'd better get ready!
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Replies to reviews ^_^
Naomi Hunter - Thankies, but I bet that was pure patronization. And what does "nsi" mean?
Yume Keki - Thanks... I guess. Err... Thanks ^_^ 9-year old Gundam-W fans that understand over half my jokes are hard to come by these days ^_^
"Ticked off at the world and people who mess with the people I like()" - ...I find it amusing you didn't leave your author name... I wanted to compare your fics to mine ^_^ And I realize my fics are crap, but they're a far sight better than whoever it is that I just flamed. And yours, if you're enough of an otaku to write. Unless it's that cool fic about getting locked in a pantry. If so, that wasn't a flame, it was VERY constructive advice ^_^ But if it was that stupid-assed fic where there were OCs getting married to the G-Boyz, I seriously laugh at you for reply-flaming me ^__________________^ Oh, and one LAST note, you can't criticize ANY fanfic if you support a STORY (Those thigns suck too bad to be called fanfics) with OCs playing cheesy roles. Self-inserts are fine, as long as you can write VERY FREAKIN' WELL (which is why my SI fics were total failures, I suck at writing but I'm hella better than you and your imaginary friends, you lard-tub.) and don't have a relationship with a G-Boy, and obviously, Tori Yuki Ichimura's fics are ALL good, regardless of how cheesy because she really KNOWS the G-Boyz IN REAL LIFE ^_____________^
*bows* Sankyuu, and sorry for the re-upload.
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TO BE CONTINUED
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