Disclamer: I do not own Sonic nor anything to do with Sega…

Yah know scientists theses days are whack man. They may "act" like they know what they're doing but they really don't. I think technology and stuff was all discovered on accident. Then when they are asked how it's done the either make up some mumbo jumbo or say its "top secret". I know what you're thinking, yeah you're probably saying man this guy is crazy or yeah whatever you say yah loon. But just take me for example. I'm a talking lynx for crying out loud! They said I was an accident! They didn't even ask me if I wanted to be kidnapped from my den and have experiments done on me! Noooo they just took me! One minute I'm pouncing on my bro's head the next I'm walking on my hind legs like a two legged freak!
Then I meet some kid, Tino, who acts like he's got something up his butt all the time. The professor, professor Kwan the dude that caused the "accident", I call him Mom but he's not all that bad. Then theirs Tye…man what a girl. She's the one who named me! Ozzy! Yup! She named me after some rock star dude…person…yeah…I don't know him…
Oh but let me tell you about my job…wow what a job…great enthusiasm huh? Well it wouldn't be so bad if THEY WEREN'T ON MY BACK ALL THETIME!! Sorry…but ever since they found out about me they were like 'Yeah well if you want your lab to be operational Mr.Kwan then YOU WILL do as we say.' Then the next thing yah know I'm breaking into some hidden base headed by a whacko or trying to defuse a nuclear war head or something… I don't hate it though…hehe I especially like the missions whereI have to save some girl…heheh yeah government work has its plusses.
Speaking of which…. I think I was suppose to be doing something… YIKES! Uhhh…I hope they put a long time limit on that bomb…heheh…I'll just be going now…Catch yah later!


Ozzy and Tino were both completely black with ash and smoke when they came storming into the lab. " Oz! I can't believe you did that!"
Ozzy shook his head and watched as the ash fell from his fur. "Hey how ws I suppose to know that it was the self destruct button!" He took his baseball cap out of the pocket of his hoody and shook the ash from it. "And besides, I recall someone yelling, 'Push a button! Push a button!' "
Tino glared at him. His hair was so dark that you wouldn't believe that it was platinum blonde almost white. " I said push the button!"
Oz looked at him, "Oh….Well at least we completed the mission!"
"Our mission was to collect the data and not alert the guards…NOT BLOW THE PLACEUP!!"
Ozzy gave him a cocky grin. " You do have to admit that THAT was a cool explosion."
Tino looked at him shocked. " Your unbelievable Oz. You never take anything seriously." Tino walk into the locker room.
"HeyI take stuff seriously!" Oz pouted as he followed him in.
Tino opened the combination to his locker and took out some clean clothes. " Oh really? Name one thing…"
"Uhh…Girls! I take girls seriously!" He said getting his clothes and walking over to one of the shower stalls.
"Wow…that's great Ozzy…"
"What?I take girls very seriously!"
Tino sighed. "Just hurry up and get cleaned up. You still owe me a match."
After a couple of hours both were clean of ash and dressed. They were still in the locker room taking care of a few finer touches when Tye burst in there on them.
"Hiya boys!"
Ozzy yelped and fell off the bench. Tino turned from the mirror and looked at Ozzy like he was an idiot and went back to fixing his hair. Tye looked at Tino "Geeze Tino your worse then a girl!" She walked over and took the comb away from him. "Come on you guys are wanted in the conference room."
Tino glared at her and snatched the comb from her. He finished up by spiking his hair and walked out of the locker room. Ozzy got up from the floor and sat backdown on the bench. "Yah know you shouldn't just barge in like that. We could've been getting dressed."
Tye snapped her fingers, "Darn! To bad…"
Ozzy smiled, "Well yah know I can just get undressed-"
Tye cut him off, "No…"
"Alright but its your lost." He smiled and put on his hoody over his jersey. Then they both made their way to the conference room. When they got there Tino was already seated and looking over some files.
Ozzy took a seat next to Tino and Tye sat across from them. A man in a blue business suit walked in and handed them each a disc. He smoothed back his hair and took a seat between the three.
"Its good to see that you two made it out alive…" he said nodding his head at Tino and Oz. Tino glanced over at Oz. Oz was suddenly interested in a loose string on his sleeve. "I hope there won't be any more complications." He leaned on the table with his elbows. " Your missionis simple. You bring in the perp, alive, and you obtain the stolen information." He stood up. "Read the discs, then get rid of them…." Then he got up and left.
Tye picked up her disc and looked it over. " I bet I got another Reconnaissance mission…"
Tino stood up and pocketed his disc and started for the door. "It's safer…" then he walked out.
Ozzy cocked his head. "Yah know he confuses me… One minute he's 'Grrr…go away.' And then the next he's all 'It's safer'. " He shook he head then got up to leave.
Tye laughed and followed him out. "Just don't let it bother you. Besides we gota job to do." She patted his shoulder and walked of to her dormitory.
As he watched her leave he spoke to himself, "If only we met under different circumstances…", he looked down at his paws, he shook his head and went in to his dorm and read of the disc carefully.


The next day Oz and Tino met down in the garage. " Yah know there's one thing that I love about this government stuff…" Oz flicked the lights on and the whole garage illuminated rows and rows of cars and motorcycles. " Are the really hot rides we got!"
Tino ignored him and walked over to the rows of motorcycles. He looked up and down the row and chose a midnight black one, one that matched well with his black ensemble. He wore black jeans and boots and his black t-shirt hugged his perfectly toned torso. He found the keys to the bike and started it up, and then he waited for Oz.
Oz looked around at the bikes too. He choose an electric blue Yamaha; he always got one that would match his hoody. He slipped on a pair of shades and started up his bike. He looked over at Tino and then both shot out of the garage at top speed leaving skid marks on the floor.
They hid their bikes and stealthily walked up to a huge warehouse. The warehouse was miles out of town and completely surrounded by woods. Ozzy and Tino put in their earpieces and separated. Oz went around back while Tino would go n through the front.
When Oz got to the back he found a window and checked to see if it was wired. Sure enough it was. He took out a stick of gum and chewed it a she looked the window over. He took the foil wrapper of the gum and folded it then stuck it between the two magnets to reverse the polarization. 'You'd think they'd at least upgrade their security system the stupid neanderthals…' he thought to himself. Then he took out his gum and stuck it on the foil to make it stay in place. He took out his pocketknife and wedged the blade under the window. No pot headedgoons yet, so it must have worked. He opened the window carefully and quietly and crawled through.
The room he was in was full of crates and boxes. He walked over to one of the crates and pried it open. Inside were tons and tons of C-4. "Planning a little invasion are we?" he muttered. He closed the crate back up and exited the room.
As he snuck down the corridors he went over the plan in his head. He was suppose to find and detain the perp, who was suppose to be another "accident" like him, he really wasn't given to much info on him or her either. While he captured them Tino was suppose to find the stolen information, which was blue prints for weapons of mass destruction ever created, and how they got a hold of that Oz really didn't know.
He stopped were the corridors split and listened. Complete silence…yup he knew this wasn't gonna be no picnic. The lynx slunk back into the shadows out of eyesight. " Hey Tino yah there?" He whispered.
"No I'm not. What do you think?" He heard his partners voice whispering in his ear.
"Hey did you noticed that there are no guards or anything?" his eyes looked like small glowing orbs as he looked around the dark corridor. "Not even surveillance cameras…"
There was silence then he heard Tino, "Yeah. Tye said she didn't see anything when she was up here either."
"Something doesn't smell right…"
"Just stick to the mission and we'll be in and out before you know it."
"Got it." Oz came out of the shadows and made his way back down the corridors. Soon he came to this huge metal door. It read 'Do not enter'. Oz smiled, yeah ok. He opened the door and stepped in. He gawked at all the explosives and guns. There were rows of tables with guns ready to go. Not to mention the huge crates f C-4. "Obsess much," he murmured as he walked over to one of the tables and picked up a small 9mm. He set it back down when he heard someone coming and he hid behind some crates.
A hooded figure stepped out of an office and was accompanied by a really big guy. Oz peeked around the corner to get a betterlook. The cloaked one was his target. The big one wasn't gonna be too hard to get rid of. Oz watched as the bug guy left through some double doors and left his target in the open area. Good, may bethis won't be so hard after all.
"You may come out now…" the hooded figure purred.
Oz's breath was caught in his throat. How the heck did they know he was here? Wait a sec… he stepped out from his position and faced them. He sized his target up. He couldn't tell any facial features because their head was facing down and the cloak covered them completely. But they didn't seem so big, like muscle big.
"So you're whom they sent to capture me?" the figure spoke with criticism dripping from each word.
"Why don't you let down your hood? Afraid that I'll laugh at your hideous features?" he smirked and gave himself a mental pat on the back for that one. His target laughed and took off the cloak letting it slide down off their body to the ground, or she rather. Oz regretted what he said now. She was just like him, a feline and man was she gorgeous. He swallowed hard as he looked her over. Her fur was a light sandy brown; the fur around her eyes looked like eyeliner like the Egyptians wore theirs. Her eyes were a bright gold and sparkled with a sick kind of amusement, she wore a white cotton skirt with two long slits that hung low on her hips with a gold belly chain, her top was just a white cotton cloth wrapped around her chest and she was decorated with gold bracelets and rings.
"Well are you planning on taking me in or gawk at me?" she smiled and her tail flicked slowly.
Oz shook his head, ok back to business. " I wasn't exactly expecting…" He drifted of on his sentence as his eyes drifted back down her body.
" I'm up here…"she took a step toward him.
He shot back to reality. " Stay where you are…uhhh.." He said his voice forceful and commanding. She  walked up to him this time. Her body touching his, she whispered in his ear, " Isis…You can call me Isis. Well are you going to try to capture me…?"
His body tensed and forced himself not to look at her. "What do you mean 'try'? "
"Well I'm not going to come easily…you'll have to work for me." She brushed his cheek with hers.
He cocked an eyebrow. "Seducing me won't work…"
"Who said I was seducing you? I know what you're thinking…maybe I'm thinking the same thing too…" She wrapped her arms around his neck and looked him in the eyes. "What do you think?"
Oz looked at her and wrapped his arms around her waist. "I think…" he bent down and kissed her neck then he whispered in her ear, "You should put that knife down and come quietly…"
She gasped and pushed him away. "Well you're a lot smarter then you look…"
"Looks can bed eceiving…"
She glared at him and tightened her grip on her knife. "Yes they can…" She lashed out at him.
He jumped back and only the sleeve of his hoody was sliced. He growled, "Woman! That was one of my favorite hoodies!" She came at him again but he caught her by the wrist and wrenched the knife out of her hand. The female cat hissed and kicked him sending him sprawling into some crates. He stood up but was back down again when he felt a sharp sting in his back.
Isis stood above him with a whip in her hand. She snapped the whip again wrapping it around his wrist then jerked it back slinging him into another pile of boxes and crates. He grabbed the whip before she could strike him again and jerked it. Her grip was to tight so she fell to the ground. He kept hold of the whip and tackled her down and held her in a headlock. She tried to struggle but his grip was too tight.
He stood up and forced her to stand up as well. He grabbed the handle of the whip and snatched it from her. Using only one hand he tied her hands behind her sing the whip, then her heard Tino's voice booming in his ear. "Oz! Oz! Are you all right!"
Oz held Isis by the arm in a death grip. "Yeah…everything's cool here."
"Ok, come on I've got the data lets go. Oh and you can forget about walking out as easily as we came in…"
Oz glanced at Isis, "Uh-huh, I figured that." He ended their conversation with that and started to drag Isis out with him.
She kicked him in the back of the knee sending him to the ground on his knees then spun around and landed another powerful kick in the back of his head. She kicked him so hard that his whole upper body flung forward and his nose was smashed on the concrete floor. She extended her claws and sliced through the whip. Once free she made a run for it and by the time Ozzy was up she was gone.
He cursed under his breath and tried to look for her. When he realized she was nowhere to be found he decided to regroup withTino. On his way he ran into little trouble, and what trouble he did run into was easily knocked out with a single punch or kick. All the rest were unconscious victims of Tino.