Leah doesn't want to write anything b/c she is lazy and dumb.
Jack and Rum and Us and a bird named sue.
Why is this bird named Sue?
For fun and enjoyment. That's why.
I think we should make Jack eat the bird named sue.
Wait we have to get jack drunk and hallucinating.
What are you writing?
Everything we say.
Oh.
Okay. One day Captain Jack Sparrow was drinking some rum a lot of rum. Large amounts of rum and beginning to become slightly hallucinatory.
With me.
What do you mean?
With me. He gets drunk with me.
So suddenly. This other chick appears that's not Rachel or jack and she's all whoa. Its captain Jack Sparrow and Rachel. Whoa that's pretty different?
You have a problem with it.
Ummmm no.
Directly after Leah the other chick says this stuff Captain Jack grabs the bird named Sue and bites it.
He bites its head off like Ozzy Ozbourne.
Needless to say the bird made many disgruntled noised until its head was completely severed off at which point it died.
Jack Proceeded to debone the bird and remove all its feathers.
Cause he was drunk yeah and he was showing off his manly skills.
During these proceedings Rachel Was hopping up and down with a bubbled pipe was up her nose.
A what?
While Leah cowered in the corner in the fetal position.
Rachel's turn Mwahahaha.
Well she was not I repeat NOT in this corner alone.
There were in fact many evil creatures, which looked like they were pigmies out of the mummy returns playing hopscotch on her belly.
That is disturbing.
But it was fun.. To look at. Much fun mwahahaha.
Hmmhmm.
Suddenly Leah leapt up and threw all the mini mummies off her and went on a shooting rampage but missed everyone anyway.
The only problem was that they were NOT mummies. Get it right. THEY WERE PIGMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigmy what's.
Little pygmies who played hopscotch and like to blow things out their nose.
Okkk you don't know how to spell pigmies.
Shut up.
Ok so Ummmmm when Jack was does deboning and defeathering the young bird.
HE flirts with Rachel.
Yes! For three hours.
Goody
While Leah proceeds to gag. In the corner. All over the pigmies.
And there was much violence.
Because we like violence. Hehehehehe. I like explosives.
Rachel pats Leah on back. Now puke and get it over with.
Umm. K so Leah proceed to puke all over the pigmies and punches Rachel in the noggin multiple times.
Ouch.
And there was much violence.
It better hurt Leah says with a sardonic cackle.
As she goes to gets the large blunt objects she wants to beat Rachel with.
"Rachel doesn't need to defend herself.
Rachel is cool. But Jack is stupid. He jumps in the way and gets hammered into two pieces by a two by four with a nail in it.
Poor Jack.
Rachel screams. NOOOOOO!! Pull yourself together man.
So he sticks himself back together with a nice little seam of blood up the middle.
Rachel says are you okay? Excuse me are you all okay? We don't want any damage of the merchandise. Thank you.
Leahs turn.
Jack says that he's fine
Are you sure?
Yes.
Let me check.
Rachel scoots forward Jack scoots backward.
Rachel Scoots forward Jack scoots further backward.
So. So. After a few month of coaxing, Rachel finally gets Jack to run away with her into the sunset. So they live happily ever after while Leah is left to eat the pigmies and slowly starve to death when they run out.
EVIL PIGMIES IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end
They brought Saars I tell you.
Jack and Rum and Us and a bird named sue.
Why is this bird named Sue?
For fun and enjoyment. That's why.
I think we should make Jack eat the bird named sue.
Wait we have to get jack drunk and hallucinating.
What are you writing?
Everything we say.
Oh.
Okay. One day Captain Jack Sparrow was drinking some rum a lot of rum. Large amounts of rum and beginning to become slightly hallucinatory.
With me.
What do you mean?
With me. He gets drunk with me.
So suddenly. This other chick appears that's not Rachel or jack and she's all whoa. Its captain Jack Sparrow and Rachel. Whoa that's pretty different?
You have a problem with it.
Ummmm no.
Directly after Leah the other chick says this stuff Captain Jack grabs the bird named Sue and bites it.
He bites its head off like Ozzy Ozbourne.
Needless to say the bird made many disgruntled noised until its head was completely severed off at which point it died.
Jack Proceeded to debone the bird and remove all its feathers.
Cause he was drunk yeah and he was showing off his manly skills.
During these proceedings Rachel Was hopping up and down with a bubbled pipe was up her nose.
A what?
While Leah cowered in the corner in the fetal position.
Rachel's turn Mwahahaha.
Well she was not I repeat NOT in this corner alone.
There were in fact many evil creatures, which looked like they were pigmies out of the mummy returns playing hopscotch on her belly.
That is disturbing.
But it was fun.. To look at. Much fun mwahahaha.
Hmmhmm.
Suddenly Leah leapt up and threw all the mini mummies off her and went on a shooting rampage but missed everyone anyway.
The only problem was that they were NOT mummies. Get it right. THEY WERE PIGMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pigmy what's.
Little pygmies who played hopscotch and like to blow things out their nose.
Okkk you don't know how to spell pigmies.
Shut up.
Ok so Ummmmm when Jack was does deboning and defeathering the young bird.
HE flirts with Rachel.
Yes! For three hours.
Goody
While Leah proceeds to gag. In the corner. All over the pigmies.
And there was much violence.
Because we like violence. Hehehehehe. I like explosives.
Rachel pats Leah on back. Now puke and get it over with.
Umm. K so Leah proceed to puke all over the pigmies and punches Rachel in the noggin multiple times.
Ouch.
And there was much violence.
It better hurt Leah says with a sardonic cackle.
As she goes to gets the large blunt objects she wants to beat Rachel with.
"Rachel doesn't need to defend herself.
Rachel is cool. But Jack is stupid. He jumps in the way and gets hammered into two pieces by a two by four with a nail in it.
Poor Jack.
Rachel screams. NOOOOOO!! Pull yourself together man.
So he sticks himself back together with a nice little seam of blood up the middle.
Rachel says are you okay? Excuse me are you all okay? We don't want any damage of the merchandise. Thank you.
Leahs turn.
Jack says that he's fine
Are you sure?
Yes.
Let me check.
Rachel scoots forward Jack scoots backward.
Rachel Scoots forward Jack scoots further backward.
So. So. After a few month of coaxing, Rachel finally gets Jack to run away with her into the sunset. So they live happily ever after while Leah is left to eat the pigmies and slowly starve to death when they run out.
EVIL PIGMIES IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The end
They brought Saars I tell you.