Sephiroth stood in the back of the Shinra, Inc. truck. He was speaking to
Cloud, Zack, and the other guy. Just then, the truck hits a pothole. This
causes Sephiroth to bounce up and smack his head on the roof of the truck.
Then the truck lurched and Sephiroth fell backwards, smacking his head on
the wall. Cloud, Zack, and the other guy pointed and laughed at him.
Sephiroth stood again, just as the truck was rammed into something.
Everyone was flung to the side, but Sephiroth, because he was standing,
suffered the most pain.
These four Shinra employees got from the truck and looked at the dragon. I'll handle it," Sephiroth said. Zack and the others shrugged. Sephiroth ran towards the dragon and drew Masamune. He swung the blade for its neck. At that time, Sephiroth tripped over his own foot and fell forwards. Luckily, he cut the dragon. UNluckily, when the dragon fell over, it fell onto Sephiroth. After some trying, the other three Shinra members managed to pull Sephiroth from under the dragon. They finally made it to Nibelheim. ~Ok, we all know what happens here. They go to Nibelheim and sleep. Blah, Blah, Blah. ~
Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud, and Tifa went to the Reactor. Sephiroth studied the monsters in the pods. He became upset and angry. Sephiroth began to slash at the pods. Eventually, he brought Masamune back like a baseball bat. He hit himself in the back of the head fell over. After a while, he picked himself up and went to the Shinra mansion. He began to read. One time, he pulled a book from a shelf rather hard. This caused an avalanche of books to fall on him.
After some time, Sephiroth went back to the Mt. Nibel Reactor. There, he cut Tifa and Zack. Cloud showed up. He checked Tifa and Zack before joining Sephiroth in the Jenova storage room. Cloud stretched out the Buster Sword that he took from Zack. Sephiroth turned and walked towards Cloud. He tripped over a wire and fell onto the Buster Sword.
Cloud took the Buster Sword from Sephiroth and went back to Tifa and Zack. After time, Sephiroth limped by and reached the bridge over the raw Mako. Cloud followed him. Sephiroth's left leg was in front of his right leg. Masamune got caught between them. He stepped forwards with his right foot. This caused him to trip over Masamune. He stumbled to the side and flipped right over the railing. He fell into the raw Mako below.
~This may not have been very funny, I know. But, hey, it's a way to make fun of The "Great" Sephiroth. I like Sephiroth, don't get me wrong. But I think the actions of Sephiroth are the easiest things to make fun of. Just think of this as a CAP for those who aren't Sephiroth fans. ~
These four Shinra employees got from the truck and looked at the dragon. I'll handle it," Sephiroth said. Zack and the others shrugged. Sephiroth ran towards the dragon and drew Masamune. He swung the blade for its neck. At that time, Sephiroth tripped over his own foot and fell forwards. Luckily, he cut the dragon. UNluckily, when the dragon fell over, it fell onto Sephiroth. After some trying, the other three Shinra members managed to pull Sephiroth from under the dragon. They finally made it to Nibelheim. ~Ok, we all know what happens here. They go to Nibelheim and sleep. Blah, Blah, Blah. ~
Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud, and Tifa went to the Reactor. Sephiroth studied the monsters in the pods. He became upset and angry. Sephiroth began to slash at the pods. Eventually, he brought Masamune back like a baseball bat. He hit himself in the back of the head fell over. After a while, he picked himself up and went to the Shinra mansion. He began to read. One time, he pulled a book from a shelf rather hard. This caused an avalanche of books to fall on him.
After some time, Sephiroth went back to the Mt. Nibel Reactor. There, he cut Tifa and Zack. Cloud showed up. He checked Tifa and Zack before joining Sephiroth in the Jenova storage room. Cloud stretched out the Buster Sword that he took from Zack. Sephiroth turned and walked towards Cloud. He tripped over a wire and fell onto the Buster Sword.
Cloud took the Buster Sword from Sephiroth and went back to Tifa and Zack. After time, Sephiroth limped by and reached the bridge over the raw Mako. Cloud followed him. Sephiroth's left leg was in front of his right leg. Masamune got caught between them. He stepped forwards with his right foot. This caused him to trip over Masamune. He stumbled to the side and flipped right over the railing. He fell into the raw Mako below.
~This may not have been very funny, I know. But, hey, it's a way to make fun of The "Great" Sephiroth. I like Sephiroth, don't get me wrong. But I think the actions of Sephiroth are the easiest things to make fun of. Just think of this as a CAP for those who aren't Sephiroth fans. ~