Disclaimer: Don't own. Simple as that.
Ways to Annoy Huey Freeman
1. Not take what he says seriously.
2. In addition to not taking him seriously, compliment him and applaud everything he says, especially when it's a criticism.
3. Not listen to his history of Christmas.
4. Congratulate him for his literacy.
5. Idolize gangsta rappers.
6. Dispute his idea of Black Jesus.
7. Unwittingly date a "ho" or a "killer kung-fu wolf bitch".
8. Cook pork with his broccoli.
9. Recite a "corny" poem (cough Dewey Jenkins cough).
10. Force him to "sip tea with the enemy".
11. Trick someone close to him into opening a business only to exploit them.
12. Suck up to white people.
13. Lecture him about telling white people "the truth".
14. Make him question his sanity by constantly appearing and reappearing without anyone else seeing you.
15. Claim you were attacked by dogs and fire hoses during the Civil Rights movement when, in reality, you weren't.
16. Claim you can tame the white supremacist power structure with cheese.
17. Tell him to pray to a God in which he doesn't believe.
18. Preach white supremacy.
19. Open a soul food restaurant.
20. Convince Extreme Makeover to makeover his home, only to have them leave it unfinished.
21. Sing a racist song.
22. Succumb to a "nigga moment".
23. Call rappers beefing each other "catastrophic warfare".
24. Call him "corny" and/or a "fake nigga" for moving to "Whitecrest".
25. Associate with Ed and Rummy.
Next up: Riley