Count Olaf is an evil man
With one eyebrow instead of two
He has a tattoo of an eye on his ankle
Right above his filthy shoe

He is helped by his terrible friends
Like the bald, long nosed man
The two white faced ladies
And the man with hooks instead of hands

There are three kids Olaf is after
He wants to get their money
Their parents died in a fire
And their names are Violet, Klaus and Sunny

The Count hides in various disguises
He's hidden a captain before
A gym teacher, and scientist's assistant
And many, many more

He is a man you should avoid
Just scream and run away
You'd better not mess with Count Olaf
Or you shall pay!