Steven felt hungry. He did not like being hungry. Of course, he would starve like any other human. Steven wanted some Cookie Cats, but then he realized; They don't even exist anymore. He sighed, knowing about that news despite the fact that they discontinued years ago.
He went over to the gems. He felt so angry. He felt like throwing something at them. He picked up a cloth. He looked at it.
Steven (Thinking): 'A sock? I can't use this! That's cheating! ..Oh well.'
He threw the dirty sock at Pearl, specifically.
Pearl looked at the garment in horror.
Pearl: "OH MY GOD, STEVEN! WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR SMELLY GARMENT AT ME?!"
Steven: "Oh come on, Pearl. It's not permanent sweat! It'll come off eventually."
Pearl: "B-B-But-"
Garnet: "No buts, Pearl."
Amethyst: "Yeah, Pearl, don't go so worked up over a foot product."
Pearl: "BUT SOCKS ARE SMELLY!"
Amethyst: "And you need a doctor or something!"
Pearl: "I DO NOT, AMETHYST! You take that back you.. YOU.."
Amethyst: "Uncultured swine? Yeah, I've heard of that, I think that's you."
While Pearl squawks at Amethyst, Garnet meanwhile was just staring at them, frustrated at the fact that they can't even share a hug with each other.
Garnet (Thinking): 'They'll learn someday..'
Yes, of course Garnet used her future vision, you silly!
Steven, meanwhile, was just.. sulking. He was so mad that there weren't anymore Cheez-Itz. He looked at the Cheese Nips box in disgust.
Steven (Thinking): 'Cheese Nips are NOT Cheez-Itz!'
Steven put back the box in distaste.
Meanwhile, Pearl and Amethyst were still arguing. That's when Jasper herself came onto the scene. The applause intensified.
Jasper: "What in the name of the Diamonds is going on here?!"
Pearl: "Uh.. NOTHING!"
Amethyst: "Pearl's being annoying AGAIN!"
Jasper: "So.. you want me to beat her again?"
Pearl: "OH STARS NO!"
Jasper sighed at the nagging Pearl was making. She was just here to be in the fanfiction, not to beat Pearl into a pulp again, yet she would do it.. someday on this fanfiction. Being the Homeworld Celebrity she was, she let Pearl slide.. for now..
Steven was still browsing for the DElicious salted cheese crackers God forbids to mention. He eventually decided on a balanced breakfast of his favorite cereal, Chicken Flakes. They were basically live chickens being hyper-realistically grated on the cover of the box. That was Steven's favorite cereal all right.
But that's when Steven started to question the fact if bees even had knees. So he went up to Jasper to see what she would say.