Sugared Up Sasuke

By Scarlet Starlet of the Wind

Disclaimer: I don't own the anime Naruto, nor any animes whatsoever. I don't even own these words I'm typing. Someone made them up from Latin and Spanish and Portugese and Italian and Japanese and Chinese and whatever language and it wasn't me. If you're still reading this disclaimer, you deserve ten dollars. But since I can't give you ten smackaroonies through the 'net, you're not getting it. And also - gets cream pied in the face Ok, proceeding with story.

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"UZUMAKI NARUTO, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!"

"I thought he needed to loosen up!"

"Do you realize how much sugar he's had?!"

"A lot, I know, I'm sorry!"

Sakura threw various items at Naruto who barely got away. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" He yelled, dodging a dresser which came from nowhere.

"It's all because of you that Sasuke is missing!" Sakura screamed, "He needed to loosen up, my foot! Now he's running around in the forest somewhere and it's all your fault!"

"But he did need to loosen up!"

"So you fed him two bags of sugar?!"

"And he's happy now!"

"Happy as in nuts!"

"AAAAAAAAA!!!!" Sasuke jumped on Naruto, from behind him, sending the both of them to the ground. "SUGAR..."

Sakura shrieked and started to run in circles.

"SUGAR! SUGAR!" The crazed, hyper Sasuke proceeded to search Naruto for sugar. He collared him when he found none. "GIVE ME SUGAR!" Sasuke demanded, "OR I'LL EAT YOU!"

Naruto took a second to ponder if Sasuke would really eat him. "Would you really eat me?"

"SUGAR..."

Naruto reached in his pocket, the only pocket Sasuke didn't search. He held up a packet of sugar. "See the sugar?" As Naruto moved his hand with the sugar in it, Sasuke moved his head, like a dog. "SUGAR..." He chanted.

"Now..." Naruto prepared to throw it, "FETCH!"

Naruto threw the sugar about twenty feet from where they were standing. Sasuke, on all fours, chased it, running. "SUGAR! SugarsugarsugarsugarsugarSUGAR!!!"

"Let's get out of here."

He picked up the still-shrieking Sakura and ran for his life. Only time would tell what would happen had they stayed there. Maybe Sasuke would have eaten Naruto. Or Sakura. Or maybe even that tree and acorn over there.

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Okay, I know this is pretty flame-worthy, but if you don't have something nice to say, don't say it at all! So people, QUIET!